Ch 1 Start

(AN: haven't seen manny good docs with someone being reborn as jaune only 2 so ima give it a go.)

Blinking I looked around, seeing nothing but the great expanse of space I decided to speak my mind. "The fuck."

*snort*

Hearing the snort I turned around to see a ball of light floating in front of me. "Uhh hi?" I greeted it but it sounded more like a question

"Sup kid, so anyways your dead and have two choices, since you weren't an evil cunt. If you were you'd already be suffering in hell." The ball replied making me sweat.

'Good thing I stuck to my morals loose as they were.' I thought

"Hmm yes your morals are relatively normal, dont murder, rape, or mug people. Also protect your family no matter the cost and so on." The ball of light drones on. "Yes I can read your mind I'm god." It spoke before I could ask if it could. "Anyways as I was saying yes those morals although loose are pretty normal, now you either go to heaven or get reborn in a fantasy world!" As it finished I got the impression of a man holding out its hands as if waiting for praise.

"Uhh yay." I replied uncomfortably

Sighing the ball continued "anyways pick an option."

Nodding I thought for a bit before speaking "do I keep my memories."

"Oh and if you don't?" It asked sarcastically already knowing the answer

"Than heaven if it ain't ME getting reborn than I'd rather just go to heaven." I replied

"Understandable, you keep your memories now pick. Think of a fantasy world and I'll send you off once you pick your paneer." The ball stated

Humming I nodded before looking up in thought. 'Alright so fantacy worlds, like anime or comics I guess. Let's see fuck dxd that world is death personified hiding behind gravity defying tits. Naruto…. Nah although it would be hard it's not impossible but I ain't getting booty tapped by pedomaru. Demon slayer, nope don't know enough about it.' Trailing off I thought on what I would want in my new life. 'Let's see I've always liked fighting so it has to be a world where I get to fight. I want to start a family somewhere down the road so it can't be a death world. Uhhhh magic or some type of supernatural powers are a must. Marvel….. no to many cosmic entities same with DC. Akame ga kill, maybe but to many pedos I'd go insane with rage and slaughter everyone, but esdeath has a nice ass.' After thinking for a while my eyes lit up. "RWBY." I replied to the ball of light who seemed to be entertaining itself by doing flips and other tricks.

"Hmm oh finally so RWBY huh nice." Than after a pause he spoke slyly "so you wanna bang mama raven huh."

"Yes, that or the kinky cat kali, I'm all for some Bella booty." I replied shamelessly

"Hahaha!" The ball of light bust out laughing. After calming down it continued "alright I can get behind that. Now let's get to your powers, since RWBY is a reletivly hard world around B- rank in difficulty you get one outside power, and get to pick your semblance."

"Cool I want to be able to use fuinjutsu from Naruto, also can I have all the knowledge relating to it?" I asked

The ball of light shifted from right to left as if shrugging. "Sure, simple enough but I'll let you know now since fuinjutsu is pretty strong you'll be born with a weak body. You'll need to unlock your aura in order to heal yourself."

Nodding in understanding even if I didn't like it it I replied "that's fine I'll just have to hope I won't be born in the middle of but fuck nowhere during a Grimm attack."

"Ya you'll be fine, your technically under my protection till you reach age five so even if your born during a Grimm attack or come under one you'll live through the power cosmic bullshitery." The ball of light stated

"Cool ao I'm functionally immortal till I turn five?" I asked

"No not really you can still get yourself killed through direct action on your part like crawling off a ledge, bumping your head on something, or doing something stupid." It replied

"Ahh I see, but since I plan to live and have fun I'll refrain from killing myself." I replied drlyly

"Good, cus than I'd have to send you to hell after all suicid is a sin." It replied before adding "now what's ganna be your semblance I see that you already have an idea and I like it, haven't had anyone pick that as a semblance before."

"Hmm ya I want complete control over ash in all of its forms." I replied thinking of all the uses I could get out of it.

"Light nice knowing you and bye." The ball spoke out before I felt a rush of air and blinding light.