(13)dungeon diving and a metal slime part finale

Now before I begin I wanted to ask you guys this because I really don't want this series to end after the fall(or cure) of Salem.

Should shirou and his harem(because yes this is a harem story) be allowed to enter other worlds(with most of them being moral reversal)?

(Comment yes and which worlds here)

(Comment no here)

And with that onto the chapter!

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"Shirou… Shirou… It's time to wake up."

I woke up to Miss Glynda shaking me up while wearing a set of leather armor with a riding crop and a dagger on her side as she handed me a granola bar and a juice box.

"*yawn* how long did I sleep?" I ask her wiping my eyes of any gunk and taking a sip of the juice box.

'Oh it's grape flavor, yummy.' I think to myself as Miss Glynda layer out a smaller set of leather armor before responding to my earlier question.

"You were asleep for 8 hours, I woke up two hours earlier so I explored the safe zone and found a beginners set of armor provided for us… Kind of weird your semblance knew my size."she explained while I was putting on the armor.

During that time I noticed that Glynda took a glance at me before turning away with a blush and taking a sip of water.

"Miss Glynda… Are you a shotacon?"

*spewf*

(A/N: I don't know how to sound out a person spitting out water)

Miss Glynda who was sipping water when I asked that question spat out her water in shock before coughing a bit before looking at me. I could have sworn she was doing the anime sweating thing.

"W-w-what makes you say that?" She squeaked while looking at the roof before sighing. "I'm not a shotacon it's just that…you're just too damn handsome for your age!!"

"…huh?"

"It's true your mother is drop dead gorgeous and your father is just straight up a woman's wet dream and you inherited both sides of those traits!" She says blushing at what she said making me smile a bit,I could tell she was in her early twenties, so seeing a boy that would make even supermodels look like trash, it would make sense that she was blushing because of it.

"Well I'm sure mom and dad would be flattered that you said that, but let's head out and try to finish the first floor."

After suggesting we try to finish the first floor Glynda just gave a nod but she was so happy for a change in their conversation.

'Dammit! Why did I have to be called a shotacon?! Now our interactions are going to me so awkward!' She thought to herself as she walked behind shirou before walking outside and closing the door behind her.

We both look around and see goblins.

"Dang…these things are way more ugly than in the book." I mutter as two of them notice us and begin charging with sticks.

"Remember to attack their necks for an instant kill shirou." Glynda instructed as she unsheathed her dagger and taking a stance.

Nodding from what she said,I unsheathed my sword and took a very deep breath,'since goblins are humanoid it's only natural to go for the head.' I think to myself as the goblins were three yards away.

*slash* *poof*

Using total concentration breathing my lungs started to hurt a little bit, but it helped me move a tad bit faster allowing me to cut off its head before it proofed leaving a goblin tooth.

"Oh cool they drop items!" I say as I use appraisal seeing a description.

[goblins tooth(c): an crafting ingredient for arrows these teeth are way more durable than they appear.]

As I finish the description I hear a scream followed by a foul stench. Turning around I see Glynda recthing as I look at her gaze and see a suspicious rag.

[ goblin crotch rag(r): a special item that acts as a monster deterrent,covered in cum, its fermented to the point even dragons will avoid them.]

"Hah! Glynda you got a goblin crotch rag, but it appears to act as a monster deterrent." I say to her as I try to figure out how to use it Glynda had other ideas.

"Just burn it! It's disgusting!!" She shouted as she looks like she's going to faint.

Understanding why she wanted to get rid of it I use fire and burn it to ash.

'Too bad I'm not the goblin slayer' I remark to myself as I reminisce about the anime from my previous life.

After giving Glynda a few minutes she asks me to just burn those rags I nod to her request considering I didn't want to touch them either.

[master you could just have it be auto picked up into your inventory.]

Raphael who suggested to the both of us to use the auto pickup feature of the inventory skill I give the okay and watch as the second crotch rag appeared after Glynda killed another goblins who was charging at her,but it had another drop with it.

[goblin dong(f): these have no use to them,throw away at your discretion.]

Setting fire to the cursed member I and miss Glynda decide to go back to the safe zone when we came across a group of goblins who were bullying…a slime?

"Glynda could you use your semblance to restrain the goblins and slime? I want to take a closer look at the slime." I ask her at which she happily agreed and using her semblance she used her telekinesis semblance toincrease gravity on the area as I cut off each of their heads and getting no drops this time except for a few gold coins.

I then turn my attention to the slime,it wasn't blue like the usual starting slime as it had a dull metallic sheen to it.

But before I could do anything my pocket started to light up for some reason before I remembered the tame material I made.

Taking it out I watch as it turns from a murky transparent color to an aurora of color.

After a few seconds of looking at it, the material flew out of my hand and into the slime itself,after a few seconds the slime pounced on my shoulder and began nuzzling me like a puppy before covering my body with its own creating a metallic sheen to my body.

[hidden mission: ode of the friendly slime god has been found!]

As I look at the prompt that appeared in front of us both we read the description following the hidden mission.

[in the beginning the species known as slimes were considered weak by all until the slime god came along!

Born from the slime's wish for a savior the slime god was born and showed the world the true Terrors slimes can become.

During the slime gods existence it has created a special armor that not only makes the wearer immune to physical attacks it also gave immunity to magic attacks.

But when a dragon god didn't want the slime god to be more powerful than it, the dragon god attacked the slime god and fatally wounded the slime god at the cost of the dragon gods own life.

As the slime god knew it was dying,using the blood of the dragon god and some of his own essence he added one more slime alloy to the armor making it the strongest armor in all of creation.

But knowing the greed of man he knew he couldn't leave it as is, so by dissolving itself and the armor it created 100 special slimes ranging from a iron slime to a dragons blood slime that will only show itself when someone finds the iron slime,find it but not kill it.

Only when someone does this can the forgotten slime god's armor be formed and it's new owner chosen.]

[objective:traverse the 100 floors to find the 100 special slimes. Reward: the lost armor of the slime god]

As i finish reading the prompt I think of one thing,was this some god rimeru by chance?

Feeing a tap on my shoulder I look at Glynda who suggested we both get out of my semblance and tell my parents and ozpin of my hidden mission.

And like that we leave my semblance.

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Well folks what do you guys think of this hidden mission? I thought it was okay but I figured someone would say otherwise.

But besides that I hope you all enjoy this chapter and I'll see you all next week! Peace😁✌️