Never Again

'I promise myself that in the next life I will never concede again, I will use my mind to its fullest extent to stand above everyone! I hope to go from having nothing to everything I think this is the least I can achieve if I try with my all.'

[Dominator Skill Tree Unlocked. Tryhard Skill Tree Unlocked.]

'What is that voice in my head? I haven't gone crazy in my last few seconds of life, have I? Well, I suppose if there were any time for my mind to break it would be now.'

[Negative. The host has already left his former body. Now waiting in Spirit Relay Queue for Suitable vessel For Host]

'What are you?'

[I am the System. Currently running Underworld Engineering Module]

'Underworld Engineering? Why have I never heard of such a thing? Also, why am I weirdly calm right now, thinking on it I should be freaking out now having just gotten beaten to death?'

[Host is Currently a Spirit lacking the hormones necessary to form emotions. The system is locating a suitable vessel for the Host; Silence would be appreciated.]

James then sat in an uncomfortable silence for what felt like a lifetime until he finally decided to talk to the system one more time.

'Hey system, you know any jokes?'

[System Confirms host James Reel]

[Initiating Spirit Injection into vessel]

At that moment James felt the feeling of his entire being getting shoved through a sieve only for him to be reassembled on the other side of it. His spirit was fused atom by atom with his new body giving him complete control.

[Compiling vessels recent memories. Vessels old name: James Real. The System has analysed that vessels name was not recorded officially anywhere so the host can choose their name with little to no issue.]

'What just happened to me? Where am I?' James mind was thrown into overload the second he was able to open his eyes as everything around him was unfamiliar. Being someone who had been forced into sleeping in odd locations, he was quite adept at acclimatising to whatever environment was around him.

"What the hell is with this body? Where did my fat go?"

[Host was just reborn into a new vessel upon your last living wish. The host is in lower class world Alner. The system is unable to give more information as databanks are not sufficient.]

"Lower class world? What on Earth is that? Reborn? How did that happen?"

[The System reminds host of his new world and recommends using the phrase 'what on Alner' to prevent discovery of hosts Rebirth. Rebirth was done by mapping your soul to another body the soul has just left with an infinitely small gap between the previous soul going and the new soul being injected, if done correctly it is possible to reanimate the corpse entirely as long as the cause of death is resolvable within the given time frame.]

[Host is in critical condition as the previous owner of the vessels cause of death was starvation. 1hr13m until the vessel is no longer viable. The host will not have another chance for rebirth.]

"WHAT, where the hell am I supposed to find food?"

[Pest Skill Tree Unlocked]

[The system reminds the host of the ability to walk]