The Town

Driving and accessing my inter face I see a string of notifications.

-Wolf King killed EXP 300

-Wolf Killed by Follower EXP 10

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-Wolf Killed by Follower EXP 10

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-Wolf Killed by Follower EXP 10

-Wolf killed EXP 30

-Wolf Killed by Follower EXP 10

-Wolf Killed by Follower EXP 10

-Wolf Killed by Follower EXP 10

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Hmm didnt seem like there were that many fricken meat bags ohh well more points for me ha Ohhhh Rahhh Marines.

wait why am I saying all this in my head ah whatever.

Moving out we finally see a road up ahead following it we pass by a few people on the road who freak out seeing us we pass by a few carriages honking and making them shit themself while we blast right by going 80 MPH and then speed up all the way to some Gates that had guards posted.

Driving up to them and drifting throwing dirt all over them I as the well spoken leader of the group that I am represent our group by saying.

"Hey MEAT BAGS Hurry Up and Open the gate before I Kill you all Were here on official business to meet the Duche bag leader of this town now oven up or we will open a way through ourself."

after saying that I bust out Private Ryan's Rocket Launcher and count down from 10.

..9 The guards were unsure they were looking in between themselves.

...8. "I think we should send someone to inform The Mayor" said a low ranked little guard

...7. "if we disturbe Mayor Badnews505 with some nonsense it will be my head that rolls not yours so shut it" replied a bitter looking knight.

...6 Good Sir I Am Knight Azure_Dark_Dragon I represen.....

.. "ah fuck it your taking to long" !!!

and with that a Unguided Rocket was launched towards the gates.PSHHHHH

BOOOOOOOM!!!!!

the gates are blown into splinters and the guard who were standing there in a daze were thrown out of the way by the sheer force.

"Drive Drive Drive Find this bullshit town Mayor." Jackson barked out orders like a certain drill sergeant from a certain movie.

(Psst it's me your author Melanthias, if you can guess the movie I'll immediately focus on writing the next chapter through migrans and turd breaks.) :) I believe a clue is somewhere in my novel a series of clues are around every sentence. Maybe. ;]

driving in we look around spotting a ton of shops ignoring them and looking for a big I'm a douch sign.

"Sir I've spotted a mansion 12 O clock about 50 Clicks ahead it looks about right for a town leader." Thinking for a sec I decide fuck it let go for it.

"Alright Move towards it and stay alert try to avoid collateral damage."

Continuing forward we are bombarded by arrows from a nearby group of Knights and Archers. ignoring them as they bounce off our vehicles armour and even our regular UNSC Marine armour we just keep on rolling.

... after. a while of the same shit we finally reach a great old mansion well more like a fortress With the stone walls and iron gate.

"Alright men your authorized for lethal force let's show this RAPASTIC PIECE OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT WHATT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE MARINES."

"OORAHHHHH!!!!!. "

"STEP ON IT MARINE" with that the warthog sped toward the gate with arrows raining from above.

Taking out Rocket Launcher properly Called the M57 PILLUM ASSUALT WEAPON aiming the last round toward the gate I fire and with that the gate breaks apart into pieces like a brittle piece of metal.

Driving through my driver expertly drifts to a stop allowing For Myself and The Squad to Get out in a badass perimeter secured position.

Knights quickly surround us along with archers from the wall taking aim.

One brave soul who looks oddly familiar steps out and speaks.

"I Knight Random_Demon am here to represent our Mayor Badnews505 what is it you want intruder from the stars."

I Commander Jackson Keys Representative of the United Earth Government and the United Nations Space Command stand before you as a liberator we are here to promote Democracy and Equality, So Hurry THE FUCK UP AND SURRENDER!!!!

With that I noticed something strange when I said Equality the furry looking ones and the ones with long ears seemed to actually become tame and before long they began to drop their weapons and Kneel.

"What are you all doing you traitorous Lowlife scum, your worse than dogs all of you inhuman creatures." out came out some Dude in some serious clothing sucker looked like Napolean The French dude, a little taller but still the clothes were Napoleanesc.

I take out my magnum and shoot the dude square in the head.

With blood and brain matter flying the rest of the human guards Surrendered, especially the oddly familiar Knight Random_Demon.

Ding Bzzz Error Host has killed Commenter Badnews505 as a result commenter is allowed a one time request of the author.

(Bra by one time I mean you can make maybe a few more as long as its not over the top like for example saying go fuck yourself cause to be honest i dont have the flexibility.)

"Shut up system if you ain't gonna make sense then go away."

'Ding Now who's the mean Bastard.'

Everyone was looking at our dear Jackson as if he was crazy. but who isn't. Lol.

"Any way your all now Citizens of The UEG welcome to democracy as of now shits changing for one Equality no discrimination is allowed discrimination is considered a crime punishable by imprisonment or a hefty fine".

The humans well some of them mainly the fancier clothed ones seemed dejected every one else was either clapping crying or just yelling with raw emotions.

Looking at the spectacle I kinda felt like I should probably quit being such a selfish bastad and really help these people out...Hmm ahh fuck it I'll wing it wooooo!!!..

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... Author ls Thinkingvsome shit.

alright first off apologies for the profanity I dobt really cuss and seing as yall got a positive reaction to it, I was like to hell with it.

anyway

Alright so this story was ass. excuse the profanity.

But I had some plot holes and i still probably have some but hopefully my later chapys can make up for it.

how did any one actually enjoy this anyway I'm back and better then ever I'll keep this story up I'll try to not make yall wait 2 fricken months for my next chapter.

Geez yall are real patient so I need to thank everyone for your support.

also I went back and edited some shit that needed editing it was pure torture I blame you Azure_dark_dragon !!

Nah me joking you are totally correct good sir it's just come on man I'm lazy and the last thing I expected to ever do was become an author maybe a gamer but an author I can barely even write my name in print with out it looking like chicken scratch.

My authors thought was to small so here you go.

um if anyone is still interested in this story blast me some comments, maybe some jokes I like to laugh when I read your comments.

I will take creative and destructive critics but be warned I'm a little moody so dont mind me if I "accidentally" Kill you off in my story.

Badnews505 Thank you for commenting sorry for killing you.

From now on those of you I kill deserve some kind of reward Tell me and I'll think about it.

Please note me poor so no give away.

Alright its2:58 night.

I'm the Incarnation of Quirky so leave me alone Meanies.