Mito-Sama is scary...

"Ugh... that was brutal... Clan meetings are so long and boring..." Akame flops onto her bed making it bounce.

Akame hears the door unlock and shakes her head...

'Only people that have the key to the house are Valsera and Tsunade my pack is happily taking the mountain range that belongs to me... My little sister is already tucked into bed and is asleep... so that means it's Tsunade...' Akame gets undressed and makes a seductive pose waiting for Tsunade to enter.

"..." Tsunade opened the door to see a treat... blood starts leaking from her nose as she stares wide-eyed at Akame's breasts and then her gaze trails downward. Tsunade pounces on Akame.

"It was just a joke! Hey! Hey hey! Hand's off the goods!" Akame starts wrestling with Tsunade.

hours later Tsunade lays on top of Akame utterly exhausted.

'Such big melons... How did they get so big anyway? they are starting to squish my tits...' Akame sighs and tries to go to sleep.

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"Ugh... Disgusting!" Madara snarls.

"You don't support gay people Madara-sama?" A white Zetsu appears.

"That's not it! It's just that's my granddaughter with Hashirama's granddaughter... It makes me sick to my stomach... I don't even want to entertain such thoughts- Nevermind let's go..." Madara nearly blushed from imagining him and...

'mortal enemies... mortal enemies... mortal enemies...' Madara decides to escape reality trying to convince himself.

'If one of them was male... I'd like to see the result of such a union... would they awaken the Rinnegan? they could be a wonderful tool if such a thing were possible!' Zetsu ponders over the ramifications of a child born from a Senju and an Uchiha.

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"Akame has the natural cunning of a real wolf and is extremely intelligent... She even displays the behavioral characteristics of a wolf... If you use the Byakugan you can see her chakra sometimes looks like a wolf howling... So never underestimate her again! I've personally seen her ferocity on the battlefield... Kid... what possessed you to decide and pick a fight with the Sword Goddess?" The Hyuga elder shakes his head in disbelief at his own son's stupidity.

"...I just wanted her to show respect! She verbally lashed the Patriarch during the Clan meeting! mocking the traditions of our clan that have stood for centuries!" The man couldn't help but feel aggrieved.

The elder scoffs in disbelief at his son... 'Akame isn't a human boy... judging her based on human beliefs and traditions is like asking a carnivore to stop eating meat... Her words may seem like verbal lashes but it is the opposite... She calls things how she sees them and doesn't care about anyone's opinion... Might as well talk to a wall...' he starts sipping his green tea to relieve his growing headache.

"Son... She's a demon and I mean the ones from mythology well... what was once considered myth... She sees reality through different eyes than us mere mortals... She doesn't subject herself to human subtleties... She won't scheme she won't negotiate she won't play pretend... Unlike most Clans in Konoha, the demons are straightforward folk that are like open books... Naturally, this means they can come across as offensive but that's simply not their intention... They are just brutally honest... Now get going I don't have time for this..."

'That boy is going to give me more wrinkles...' Kigami Hyuga sighs.

'So she is a wild dog?' If Kigami knew his son's thoughts he would immediately put a caged bird seal on him and disown him. The last time someone called Akame as such they and their whole clan disappeared leaving only blood stains... the blood was lapped up by a very very large wolf.

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"mito-Sama!" Akame kneels to the old woman.

"Do you know why I've called you here?" Mito narrows her eyes at Akame.

"..." Akame comes up blank in her mind and shakes her head.

"Oh, I see... However... WHY DID YOU TAKE TSUNADE'S VIRGINITY!? YOU KNOW!" Mito roars.

Akame recoils at the bloodlust... "...Uh Um ah..." Akame is truly speechless now.

"You both are much too young! This isn't the Warring States Era You know!" Mito huffs and puffs.

"..." Akame lowers her head.

"Get out! Get out of my sight! And if I catch wind that you did it again I'll tear you apart!" Akame knows she can be torn apart by this surly old woman... She is the nine-tails Jinchuriki after all and a perfect Jinjurichki at that!

Mito is the first perfect Jincuriki in the world and Akame has no desire to be on the receiving end of that kind of power so she scampers away like a wounded wolf. You can almost see the flattened wolf ears and sagging tail... Pity it's only seen through a person's imagination.

'Can't wait for this old hag to die!' ~Bonk~ Mito uses a broom to smack Akame upside the head making Akame give out a wolfish yelp.

"If you start thinking rude thoughts again... I'll come to your house and beat you when you're sleeping!" Akame runs away like the devil is on her heels.

"You better run you cowardly dog!" Mito roars at the retreating of Akame causing the poor 18-year-old girl to run faster.

'I'm not a coward... But I know how to pick my fights... No point in going up against someone as powerful as you...' Akame takes a deep breath and goes to Ichiraku Ramen.

To Be Continued...