Lock up, Jail up

Just as the system went into update mode [Why system Why?] I saw a Dev menu that had all sorts of buttons I was thinking whether or not to push them After they had some pretty enticing words like Max out all stats, Or Please do not enter Crtl+F4 to Delete realty or F3, please anyway that screen slowly dissipated as a familiar voice reached my ears "Update complete" UwU "Well, Well look who it is Sir #$*%#$" I angrily shouted at the system I was Fucking pissed it left me and abandoned me In my time of need "User don't be angry I was just updating like your computer's" the system pleaded I was Not done with this Ass "THAT'S THE BLOODY PROBLEM YOU TWAT" I was "Disciplining" the system in "How not to be a Windows PC" Anyhow I finally returned to Reality after giving the system some PTSD and a good heaping of depression, I was still being dragged away into a Cell by an Xcom Operative.