Back Pain

"Hey, what does it say?" people waiting in line for the volunteers to arrive asked the people in the front. 

"I— I think you should read it yourself," the people in the front said. 

"What is it?" the people walked forward to read. 

-Ning (Volunteer) & Massage Expert-

"What?" 

"Massage in the physician's guild?"

"Is this volunteer a little… umm… you know, in his head?"

People started wondering just what the hell was going on in here. They even started wondering if this was a prank.

"Actually, my back has been hurting for a while now, I will go and see what it is all about," one man said in the crowd.

"What? Are you stupid? If you go back to take your volunteer coupons, you will have to go all the way back of the line. Don't you want to get what you came here fixed first?" another person.

"Actually, I came for my back pain. If it's solved then I won't have to get another volunteer coupon at all," the man said.