what I'm a God now!

oh my head feels like I got hit by a truck where am I and what happened to my body! why am I a ball and the hell is going on! has he looks around you see other Spirit like orbs around him too all freaking out like I he was as we see three people one one female two male one is thin and the other one is fat with a beard and the thin looks like a child and the female is quite pretty but the fat dude started screaming at the Spirit orbs and all of them stop figuring and talking the thin dude said you are all dead and we are here to give your soul reincarnation based on how good you are on Earth as everybody selling freaking out again as the girls site and said on her birthday this is happened the fifth time this week as as I was starting to think what the hell and I am confused as hell why is this happening and what's going to happen to me as always these thoughts went through my head as we were through an assembly line 50 of us in each one and we were in a pedestal in this weird TV came out of nowhere and showed us our name life and information about what we did in life serial killer who killed 10 people and who was shot dead was reincarnated as a praying mantis I went in and it showed in the screen Haneul 30 years old as it went through my life and I was such a good person that I was offered to be a God or a supreme being in the next reincarnated world I choose a god of course and I went to a private room filled with different souls which I guess had the same like I did as we were all in a similarly like as a new God came in she was the god of fire Jowangsin as we were all sent into different places and we were explained they were different ranks of goddess novice expert master and the highest rank of them all grandmaster as it was explaining it they will give us a system to help us until we get the hang of it and we will have our own pocket universe to do as we want and we will be monitored on what we do and what creations we make yes I was really excited as the then gave us the universe and the system and it was called the god assistant define messenger