Chapter 74: The Best Cadet In The SPA? Alexander Hendrix PT 2

Ceruman dropped his goopy colossal fist onto Alex's location.

Barrel rolling to the left Alex swiftly evaded the attack.

As Cerumans fist hit the ground it splintered into a bunch of little blobs of Wax that splattered all over Alex like poke dots.

"You've got… to be kidding me!" Alex said trying to wipe the dots off his face.

"Its useless!" Nemu said as Ceruman swiped at Alex with his other hand.

"Once my wax sticks on you it not something you can just peel off!"

ROOOOOOOOUUURRRR!!

Ceruman began to shoot out a barrage of little wax balls aiming at Alex. Alex dodged their array as he darted back and forth across the stage.

"What the!" Alex said. Dodging the wax balls he had accidently stepped in wax goop that had been sitting on the floor.

"THIS IS DISGUSTING!" He said bursting into anger.

ROOOOOOOOUUURRRR!!

With Alex now trapped by the wax on his foot, Ceruman raised both arms into the sky, ready to cover Alex in goop

"One more thing! Alex!" Nemu said laughing. "I forgot to mention my ears aren't the only place the wax comes from!"

"WHAATTTTTT!!!" Alex yelled

"WHATTTTTT!!!!!" 6 and Lily yelled in the dugout.

"Some of the Wax comes from my nostrils too!" Nemu yelled

ROOOOOOOOUUURRRR

Ceruman pummled Alex into the ground covering the entire arena in Wax. As the wax hardened Alex became stiff, trapped in a mountain of purple goo.

"6… Lily What happened you guys!" Axel asked as Lily and 6 leaned over, each of them vomiting into a trash can.

"Hehhaaa serves you…. WHAT!" Nemu screamed

Alex was trapped beneath the wax but his expression was hysterical as ever. As his dead eyes met Nemu's for a minute it seemed as if he really was going to kill Nemu.

"Shanks" Alex said.

Instantly the wax covering him was sliced up into pieces, freeing him from his cage. As he flipped out of his wax cage he boiled with anger.

"Hey Nemu…" He said cracking his knuckles. "Do you know what I hate more than anything in this world?"

"What is it!" Nemu said quivering inside of his wax giant.

"Dirt… filth…nastiness…" Alex said scratching his face, unable to remove the wax balls.

"AND YOUR TELLING ME!! THAT WHEN I SWALLOWED SOME OF YOUR WAX… I WAS ACTUALLY EATING YOUR BOOGERS!!!!!!" Alex screamed.

"No no no no!, its not like that! It just comes from my nose! Its not really a booger!" Nemu explained

"Enough!" Alex yelled "It's time to end this!" He said crouching down.

"AHHHH!!!!!" Nemu said trying to swipe at him with Ceruman's hands.

Alex jumped into the air swiftly drifting over him.

"Transmutation… Beak!" Alex yelled.

Dragging his fingers over his head and then out a foot in front of his face, a giant razor sharp beak appeared over his mouth. As he began to drift towards the ground, he fell face first with his hands extended sideways. Slowly turning his body, he began to spin.

Faster and faster he began to spin until his beak looked like the end of a drill ripping through the atmosphere with an incredible amount of torque.

"Corkscrew!!!!!" Alex said as his bill began to cause a mini tornado around his body.

"NOOOOOO!!!!" Nemu shrieked, hiding behind his Wax Ceruman as Alex fell through the sky directly above him.

"Alex what are you doing!" Colonel Grant thought. "At that speed he won't just go through the wax! He'll split that kid in half!"

"This is your boy?" Grant said looking back at the General.

"STRIKER!!!!" Alex yelled plunging into the wax.

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Nemu screamed, As Alex's bill split his wax monster in half. As Alex tore through the wax with ease he came within inches of Nemu with his terribly sharp, rotating drill.

"Im a gonner!" Nemu thought covering his eyes.

"Oii, Nemu, why are you closing your eyes during a battle?" Alex grunted.

Nemu opened his eyes to find Alex standing directly over him. He had split right through his wax giant and was standing in the goopy body that was protecting Nemu.

"You… you stopped your attack!" Nemu said "You could have torn right passed me!"

"Yeh… but there was a high chance that you would have been severely injured you so I stopped." A;ex said

"But this is the SPA exams! And this is your second attempt as well! Who cares if-" Nemu began

"OIIIII OIII! Listen to me Nemu! I don't give a rat's ass whether this is an exam or not! Everyone here is a comrade! Why would I risk a precious comrade's life just for an exam!" Alex said

"Can I really lead people I ruthlessly trampled over to get to the top?" Alex said. "What kind of leader is that? A real leader pulls the people he passes on his way to the top along with him!"

"Alex…" Nemu said crying "You really value me that much?"

"Of course! You imbecilel!! Why do you think I haven't reamed your soul after what you did to me last night?" Alex laughed

"Alex…" Nemu said

"Hey I think it's clear I won! SO hurry up and surrender before I change my mind!" Alex yelled.

"I… surrender!" Nemu said raising his hand.

"And that's why he's my boy!" The Master General Matis croaked. "Non biologically ofcaorse hehe I don't have the genes to produce good looks like that!"

"Wow.." Grant said, "That kid is so mature for his age… is he going to become a Major in 6 months like Seymour did?"

"The winner is Alex!" The reff said signaling.

"Uhhh Alex…" Nemu said "You won… you can let go of me now…" Nemu said still in Alex's clutches.

"OIII What did I tell you! What you did is unforgivable! Its time for me…" Alex said sticking his fingers in his nose "TO GET EVEN!"

Yanking out a trail of snot out of his nostrils he forcibly tried to shove them into Nemu's throat.

"HELLPPP SOMEOOONNE!!!! PLEASEE!!" Nemu said struggling to ward Alex off.

"EHHEHE don't worry Nemu!" Alex said sinisterly "Its not really my boogers! It just comes from my nose!"

The two continued to struggle as the reff laughed, unwilling to intervine.

"Tsk", Grant said face palming himself "Why does every amazing agent have to be a complete idiot or a lunatic!"

"Haaaeehhhh?" The general said giving Grant a strange look. "You can't even talk to a group of kids without a stress ball!" The general jived "You're the one who started the damn trend!" He said laughing

"Alex..." Lars thought watching Alex leave the stage. "He's not just strong... he's an amazing leader... compared to him... I'm just"

  "Hey Axel" Lance said standing beside him. "Your not gonna lose to that guy are you?"

  "Lance..." Lars answered.

  "Im the last match in this round, on the complete other side of the brackets...I'm looking forward to fighting you in the finals Ax... Don't let me down" Lance said.

  Axel regained his composure and met Lance with the same persistance he always had.

  "Figures..." Lars said laughing "You would get the easier side of the bracket."

  "He" Lance said punching Axel's shoulder "Just be happy I didn't eliminate you in the first round" Lance said laughing

  "Those two..." 6 said to Lily "Are they friends with a rivalry? Or Rivals with a friendship?"

  "Niether!" Lily said "They're fighters with a bromance!" She said laughing

  "Whats a Bromance?" 6 asked