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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

Tour_Freak · Fantasi
Peringkat tidak cukup
318 Chs

Ch64 - Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong (2)

Situ Shuang quickly brought her Martial Uncle Ji Chun back, followed by a delicate looking youth.

"Miss Ye's poison has been cleared, her life is no longer in danger."

It was normal for Jianghu people to be injured. If they didn't die, then they wouldn't be seriously injured. Hearing this, everyone relaxed.

The Imperial Sword League lived in the same courtyard. Ji Chun was the Martial Uncle of the Northern Plains Sword Sect and was considered the most skilled person in medicine. The reason he couldn't diagnose Gou Liang as a man was not because he wasn't skilled enough, but because the original owner had gone mad while cultivating, causing his meridians to go in reverse.

The delicate looking youth cupped his hands and said, "That's good. I still haven't asked which sect this miss came from, and did any elders come with you? "

Although the original owner had no internal strength, his moves were very good, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to last that long against the Left Protector. From the traces of the fight, Yue Qian could tell that he had used the sound attack techniques of the Sanskrit Pavilion. Adding on his appearance, he looked like he came from the Sanskrit Pavilion, so after bringing Gou Liang back, he asked the elders of the Sanskrit Pavilion to come over, but it turned out to be a misunderstanding.

"I don't belong to any sect, not worth mentioning. Is this young master the young master of the Mo Xie Villa? "

Gou Liang looked at the youth in front of him. He had a baby face, and it was impossible to tell that he was twenty one years old. Compared to the original owner's memory, Xia Xinya, who was the same age as him, they didn't look like husband and wife at all.

Mo Guanju said, "This one is. Since Miss Ye is an important guest that senior brother Yue has invited, you can stay in the Su Jian Pavilion and recover. If you need anything, just tell the servants. However, I'll have to trouble Miss Ye to tell us what happened that day, and what enmity did you have with the Left Protector? Did you meet other people from the Demon Sect? "

Gou Liang smiled at him. Seeing Mo Guanju's face suddenly turn red, he casually propped up his chin and asked, "Am I beautiful?"

"Ah?"

Not to mention the naturally shy Mo Guanju, even the others were caught off guard. They looked at Gou Liang with some surprise, and then silently withdrew their gazes. This "young lady" was more than just beautiful.

Mo Guanju scratched his head... Seeing him waiting for his answer, he could only say, "Miss Ye is naturally beautiful."

"How is she compared to Xia Xinya?"

Gou Liang asked.

"This …"

Moguan Ju's face turned even redder as she looked at Yue Qian helplessly.

Yue Qian opened his fan and waved it helplessly. He had no intention of lending a helping hand. Beauty's Xinya, this one's's...... Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Beauty, beauty is in's eyes's eyes eyes... but.... in the eyes' 'is... in' '''t's.. ....... Senior brother ''s's eyes....

Yue Qian suffered for no reason. Seeing Gou Liang's faint gaze turn towards him, he had no choice but to put away his folding fan and say with a hollow laugh, "In my opinion, Miss is more beautiful than Miss Xia, ha ha."

Gou Liang was satisfied. He straightened up and said, "Since Young Master Mo fell in love with Xia Xinya at first sight, how can others not be attracted to me? As for why I met people from the Demon Sect in Mo Xie Mountain, I would like to ask Young Master Mo. "

Mo Guanju thought of the Demon Sect's leader who might come to take his life. His face changed.

After he left in a hurry, Ji Chun also took her leave.

Gou Liang asked Yue Qian, "I heard that Mo Xie Mountain Villa is full of affectionate people. What's so good about Xia Xinya that you would even throw away your life for her? "

Yue Qian was obviously stumped by this question. Situ Shuang said, "Big Sister Xinya is beautiful and knowledgeable. What's wrong with liking her? I heard that Young Master Mo couldn't forget Big Sister Xinya after seeing her. That's why he made his first sword and called it Guan Ju Sword. It's also part of the betrothal gifts this time! "

Mo Xie Mountain Villa and Northern Plains Sword Sect lived next to each other. However, he was not a member of the Imperial Sword Union. He made his name by making swords.

It was said that every male in the Mo family was called by their seniority. They didn't have a name until they made their first sword. Mo Guanju was like that.

Gou Liang said in surprise, "Then why didn't he just marry his sword? What did he want that woman for?"

Situ Shuang, "…"

Yue Qian, "…"

No matter how confused Gou Liang was, the wedding was still on schedule.

The atmosphere in Mo Xie Mountain Villa became more and more tense. On the night before the wedding, they made sure to execute the great demon on the spot.

Manor Head Mo might not like the fiend his son married, but he could only force a smile to welcome the guests at the wedding. The process of the wedding ceremony went smoothly, but no one dared to relax.

Yue Qian also participated in the plan to kill the Demon Sect guarding the bridal chamber. The night passed peacefully until dawn.

When Gou Liang passed by, Yue Qian suddenly stopped talking with the others. He frowned and said, "Junior brother, did you hear something?"

When the others left, Gou Liang, who had spent 60 points to buy an invisibility tool that would last for two hours, suddenly stopped in his tracks. Even though he knew that Yue Qian couldn't see him, he still couldn't help but stiffen.

"No, senior brother … why don't I go ask Young Manor Head?"

"Go."

No one dared to underestimate the Demon Sect Leader, so it was better to be cautious.

Gou Liang took the opportunity to follow that junior brother to the bridal chamber. Mo Guanju opened the door and told the other that he was fine, then thanked his junior brother for his hard work.

When he returned to the room, he saw Xia Xinya leaning against the bed as if she couldn't support herself and had fallen asleep. Mo Guanju lightened his footsteps and was about to put her back on the bed when he felt a pain in his neck. He fell unconscious onto Xia Xinya's body.

Gou Liang felt a headache as he looked at the two people piled on top of each other. However, not doing anything was not in line with the original owner's personality. Thus, he rolled his eyes and took the Guan Ju Sword that was leaning to the side.

It was unknown what he thought of, but a sly smile flashed through his eyes.

The next day, Xia Xinya's scream was the first to ring out.

Yue Qian and the others were shocked and rushed into the bridal chamber from all directions. However, they heard the bride frantically shout, "Don't come in!"

Manor Head Mo's heart sank as he called out, "Guan Ju, my son?"

How could he wait when he didn't get a response from his son? He immediately rushed into the inner room. The others looked at each other and the Yue Qian and the others who were in charge of the Five Great Sects also followed in.

Manor Head Mo pulled open the bed curtains and saw a pale-faced Xia Xinya tightly clutching her wedding dress that had been torn apart like a rag. Mo Guanju was lying on the bed. His wedding dress was intact on his upper body, but his lower body was bare — — not only his trousers, but also the grass on his d * ck.

The wedding quilt embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water had been carelessly thrown to the ground. On top of it were Mo Guanju's trousers and an eye-catching tuft of dark brown hair …

The others looked at each other and hurriedly retreated.

"Then is Young Manor Head Mo still alive?"

Gou Liang asked.

Situ Shuang also stared nervously at Yue Qian — — because Gou Liang had a record of provoking the Left Protector, Yue Qian had specially arranged for Situ Shuang to stay with him yesterday. He also arranged for a few other sect members to guard the door to prevent the other party from attacking during the chaos.

Yue Qian thought of Young Manor Head Mo's current situation and his mouth twitched suspiciously. He held back his laughter and said seriously, "Fortunately, that Bao Jiu didn't want to take Young Manor Head's life. It seems that his master is dead and he has no intention of tangling with Bei Yuan sect. However, the Guan Ju sword didn't disappear — — "

As he spoke, a shidi came in to report, "Eldest Shixiong, the Guan Ju sword has been found! However, the dozens of swords in Mo Xie Manor's Sword Washing Pool were all destroyed and that evil thief even wrote two large characters on the ground … … "

Seeing that the other person was having difficulty speaking, Situ Shuang asked, "What characters?"

The shidi's face was full of embarrassment, "… … Too small."

"What does that mean?"

Situ Shuang didn't understand but Gou Liang couldn't help but laugh loudly. Yue Qian opened his fan to cover his face and his eyes also revealed a smile that he couldn't hide.

No matter what, Mo Guanju's life was saved. After seeing that the Demon Cult had no intention of making a move for the next three days, the people of the various sects began to leave.

"Hey, why are you following us?"

Situ Shuang didn't like Gou Liang who was always by Eldest Shixiong's side. She originally thought that she could get rid of the other after leaving Mo Xie Manor, but she didn't think that Gou Liang would be so thick-skinned.

Gou Liang's hand rested on Yue Qian's shoulder. His finger, which was dyed red, seductively stroked the latter's neck. He said in a charming voice, "You should ask your senior martial brother if he is willing to leave me, hmm?"

"You, you — — shameless!"

Situ Shuang stomped her feet in anger and ran away.

Gou Liang laughed loudly. Yue Qian who smelled the fragrance on his body stiffened and said, "Why does Miss Ye always tease Little Shixiong and … … this one for fun?"

Even if his actions were frivolous, his beautiful face made it hard for people to dislike him.

"Who told her to have eyes but fail to see and like you?"

Gou Liang curled his lips. Daring to steal someone from me, if it wasn't for the fact that she was only thirteen years old, I would have already sent her home crying to find her father!

Yue Qian had no choice but to change the topic and say, "We'll be out of Bei Yuan City in just one mile, what plans does Miss Ye have?"

Gou Liang looked at him in surprise, "What, you're really willing to drive me away?"

"Miss … … these words are too serious."

Gou Liang's finger stopped at his sensitive throat and Yue Qian's smile could barely be maintained.

"Am I wrong?" Gou Liang looked at him with ridicule, "That Left Protector covets my beauty, he won't stop here. As long as I am the bait, he will definitely appear. Are you willing to give up this opportunity to kill the Demon Sect's Left Protector? "

Yue Qian of course did not want to miss this opportunity.

The Demon Sect's headquarters were filled with traps. The Demon Sect's people acted arrogantly, but their whereabouts were uncertain. Not to mention the Elders and Protectors, even normal Demon Sect disciples would find it hard to find them unless they showed themselves.

Moreover, the Left Protector was Bao Shi's right-hand man. He had directly participated in the massacre of the Yue Clan, so how could Yue Qian tolerate him?

"If that's the case, then many thanks to Miss Ye for helping me."

Yue Qian felt very apologetic towards Gou Liang for putting himself in danger. Gou Liang smiled and said, "So, Hero Yue must protect me well."

His breath gently brushed past Yue Qian's face. Yue Qian's ears turned red.

After a short rest, they set off again. After leaving Beiyuan City, Yue Qian told his Junior Brothers and Sisters to go back to Nanshan by themselves. The Left Protector was really powerful, so he did not want his Junior Brothers and Sisters to take the risk. Situ Shuang saw that he actually wanted to go with Gou Liang and her eyes immediately turned red. Gou Liang insisted on provoking her, using his weak body as an excuse to ride with Yue Qian.

Yue Qian, "…"

Gou Liang whispered in his ear, "You are so far away from me. If I am kidnapped by that pervert halfway, what will you do?"

Yue Qian could only bite the bullet and agree. This time, Situ Shuang really burst into tears. She whipped her horse and quickly left. When the other Junior Brothers saw this, they quickly said goodbye to their Eldest Senior Brother and chased after them.

Gou Liang raised his sleeve to block the dust and laughed proudly as he fell on Yue Qian's chest. Yue Qian's body became even more stiff. Even though people in Jianghu did not care about trifles, he had never seen a girl like Gou Liang who was so free and uninhibited.

He urged the horse forward, and the horse behind him obediently chased after him. Yue Qian held the reins with one hand and the horse's mane with the other. He awkwardly maintained the same position. The free and uninhibited Gou Liang had fallen asleep. If he did not hold onto him, he would fall off the horse at any time.

It was not until the sun set in the west that the two people and the two horses stopped.

"Where are we?"

Gou Liang raised his hand in a daze, and his lips followed his lips to kiss. When the soft lips touched his chin, Yue Qian was so scared that he almost fell off the horse. Gou Liang woke up. Seeing his red face, he could not help but laugh, "Why are you hiding? Do you think I will eat you?"

Yue Qian quietly tied up the horse, and when he turned around again, he had already returned to normal. "Miss Ye, the terrain here is open. Let's rest here tonight."

Gou Liang did not care.

In the middle of the night, Yue Qian saw that he was asleep, so he sealed his sleeping acupoint and took him all the way to the mountainside. Yue Qian often came here, so he knew the terrain very well. There was a clear spring here. Yue Qian was naturally fond of cleanliness. After a long journey, he could not sleep without taking a bath. He was also afraid that if he left, Gou Liang would be harmed by the Left Protector. So he endured until now.

The moon was hanging in the sky, and the bright moonlight was translucent.

Yue Qian took off his clothes and sank into the water. Then he let out a comfortable sigh.

Yue Qian took off his underwear and washed it under the water. He threw it on a tree branch along with his clothes. Just as he was about to carefully wash his face and rinse his mouth, he suddenly heard someone laugh. Gou Liang, who was supposed to be sleeping soundly, sat up and said to him with a smile, "Hero Yue, you are in a good mood. Well, it's a dark and windy night, a man and a woman alone. If we don't do anything, wouldn't it be against the harmony of the heavens? "

"Miss Ye, you, you …"

Yue Qian covered himself and suddenly squatted down, hiding his shoulders in the water. It was rare for him to stutter.

Gou Liang took off his hair and began to untie his belt, "How can I disappoint such a beautiful scenery?"

Yue Qian saw that he really began to take off his skirt. He was so scared that he hid to the side, covered his eyes, and shouted, "Miss Ye, Miss Ye, please conduct yourself with dignity!"

Gou Liang chuckled.

The sound of the skirt falling to the ground seemed to be magnified countless times. Hearing that someone had stepped into the water, Yue Qian didn't care about anything else. He used a telekinesis skill to retrieve his underwear from a tree branch not far away and hurriedly put it on.

Unfortunately, the pool was too small. Gou Liang easily pounced on Yue Qian. His slender fingers pressed against Yue Qian's chest and pressed against his back. He said coquettishly, "Hero Yue, why are you in such a hurry? Why didn't you wait for me to have fun together?"

The feeling of skin touching skin was so soft that it made one's scalp numb. Yue Qian stiffly asked, "Where did you come from?!"

Gou Liang rested his head on Yue Qian's shoulder. His nose lightly brushed against Yue Qian's handsome face, as if he was smelling his fascinating masculine aura. He said softly, "Hero Yue, aren't you asking the obvious? Didn't your martial sister tell you early on that I'm the witch of the Coitus Sect? My purpose is to pluck men like you who are full of masculine aura. "

His fingers slid down Yue Qian's chest and were about to penetrate deep into his belly. Yue Qian couldn't help but use his internal energy to push him away. He shouted angrily, "Miss, if you don't know how to love yourself, don't blame me — —?!!!"

Yue Qian glared at Gou Liang. He was completely frozen.

Under the clear moonlight, Gou Liang's description was clear to Yue Qian. Her ink-black hair fell like a waterfall in front of and behind her back. She was so beautiful that she was almost enchanting. Her chest was flat, and her underwear soaked by the spring water stuck to her legs. In the middle was a bulge that could not be ignored. Yue Qian shouted, "You, you, you! You're a man?!! "

Gou Liang put his hands behind him and leaned against the shore. He looked at him with a smile, "When did I say I was a woman?"

"But, but you — —" Yue Qian looked at the red dress on the shore and then looked at Gou Liang who was so beautiful that he didn't look like a man. He finally understood what was going on and angrily said, "You teased me!"

"So what if I did? You had eyes but couldn't see. Who can you blame? "

Gou Liang laughed loudly.

Yue Qian's face was burning. He finally threw his clothes into the water and angrily pounced on Yue Qian. He pressed him into the water, "Who told you to tease me? Who told you to dress up as a woman?!"

Gou Liang kicked him under the water. Yue Qian didn't dare to use martial arts and only relied on brute force. Not long after, Gou Liang pounced on him and threw him into the water.

The two of them went back and forth and both of them choked on a lot of water. Only when they were exhausted did they stop.

"You're a man. Why are you dressed up like this?!"

Yue Qian sat next to Gou Liang and put his hand on his shoulder. They looked like good brothers who wouldn't get to know each other if they didn't fight.

Gou Liang turned his head to look at him. His wet hair was draped over his body and a few strands stuck to his face. There were also wet water droplets falling down, making him look even more beautiful. That pair of smiling peach blossom eyes and the deep dimple on his left cheek seemed to be very happy. Facing such a face, Yue Qian subconsciously froze. He embarrassedly withdrew his hand and felt guilty for taking advantage of a maiden.

Gou Liang raised his eyebrows and said, "As you can see, I'm hiding from my enemies."

"Enemies? Is that the Left Protector of the Demon Sect? "

Yue Qian hurriedly asked.

Gou Liang nodded, "You can say that. Twenty-three years ago, the Demon Sect annihilated my entire family. I was lucky enough to escape and took away the secret manual that they wanted to snatch. Now that the Left Protector has seen through my identity, he won't give up until he takes away the secret manual. "

Yue Qian thought of the Yue Clan's hatred and angrily smashed the water, "The Demon Sect is so savage. It's really abominable!"

Gou Liang's heart ached for himself for a second. Then he looked at Yue Qian with a smile that wasn't a smile and said, "Hero Yue's righteousness is as high as the clouds. This one admires you, but right now, there's a matter of life and death that you need to do."

"Aunt Ye — — Cough cough, Brother Ye, please speak."

Gou Liang slowly raised his hand and pinched his chin. He turned to the calm water and said, "Hero Yue, you dropped your underwear."

— — How could there be any trace of his clothes on the water? They had long been washed away by the water!

Yue Qian cried out miserably and flopped into the water.

Gou Liang laughed, and his laughter resounded through the forest.

The Left Protector, who was hiding in the dark, suddenly shrank back. The Sect Leader had already killed Invincible Yue? Could it be that his martial arts had recovered?