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Pokemon: Gracias a' Smogon

You can DM me on reddit at u/supersaiyaninfinite or comment on the chapter if you want to send any fanarts. I'll change the cover for the fic if I ever receive one Death, taxes and simping for ana de armas. The three constants of life. These very three constants were experienced by a certain teenager who was one big pokèmon nerd, especially when it comes to competitive singles as he spent his life away trying to grind and increase his rank in pokèmon showdown. As his lifestyle and interests suggest, he did indeed die a virgin, though his death came through a somewhat heroic effort to save his brother from dieing by shielding his body from the fall and losing his own life in the process. As his soul reached the place in afterlife where god himself would help test his morality and offer either a boon involving reincarnation into a different world ( isekai for short ) or a short period of repentance or punishment and then reincarnating on good ol' earth. And so, began that teen's new life, filled with gratitude for "Smogon".

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10 Chs

Kanto-vs-Galar

"So how's the status here? Our kids from galar doing well?" asked a tall man with tanned skin, blue hair and a fairly questionable sense of fashion.

"Big bro, I sadly couldn't win my battle but gloria beat mr.four-eyes right there so it's all square at the moment" replied victor.

"Ahahaha, ofcourse most of the final few are galarian! I assume the guy with the perm and the girl near him are both kantonian?" asked the fashion terrorist.

"Yeah, all three of us are from kanto and johto respectively. Anyways, are you the elder brother of victor and gloria? All three siblings into pokemon?" asked tomiyasu in return.

"Nooooo! We are just neighbours, he is my friend's elder brother. Also what is wrong with you, you don't recognise him?! He is the undefeated champion of galar and the no.1 ranked trainer in the world, Leon!!!!" screamed victor with the utmost of enthusiasm.

"No.1 ranked trainer?! Really? Please, battle with me!!! I want to become the greatest pokemon master by beating you!" said an excited satoshi.

"Uhmm...grandpa took our pokeballs back so I don't know how you can battle him right now..." said serena nervously.

"Whatever!!! I'll get my starter one day and beat mr.lion right here and become the greatest pokemon master" replied a disheartened yet loud satoshi.

"You mean mr.leon right? Though you are not even beating "mr.lion" with only your starter. Anyways, it is a great pleasure to see you mr.leon, I'm a huge fan of yours and I've always admired your charizard" said tomiyasu.

"Dragon clawwwwww!!!!" screamed a voice familiar to all of them, followed by the screams of a deeply pained milotic whose pain wasn't done a favour by the +1 attack and +1 speed boost on the garchomp thanks to dragon dance.

"Ahh, things seem to be heating up there! Why don't all of you follow me on the way to the seats near the place they are battling at, looks like a good view from there! said a friendly leon.

And all of them gladly took up the offer. Satoshi was extremely envious of koharu, thinking that he should've been the one battling there instead. Tomiyasu looked, no sorry "stared" at the dragalge with the most spiteful look on his face.

"Oii, why are you attacking koharu's milotic there? Aren't you mine? said sora as his tongue slipped horribly.

"Uhmm..Uhmmm, can you repeat that again, big brother? said koharu with a smug look on her face, barely holding back her laughter.

"Uhm..I meant shouldn't you be satisfying me instead? said sora, only one away from a hattrick of slip-ups.

"That's even worse, you disgusting pervert!" cried bea, who couldn't stop being flustered.

"Dragonite, dragon claw that bastard of a dragalge" said sora who knew how to change the subject cunningly, barely missing out on a hattrick like ilkay gündôgan in most big matches.

"Dragalge, dodge by jumping, and use dragon pulse!" ordered gloria as the dragalge cleverly evaded it by a hair, making the dragonite end up injuring air.

"I knew it, hurricane that eyesore to death" said sora as the previously +1 dragon dance boosted pokemon quickly blasted a fierce hurricane onto the dragalge, making it drop to the ground slowly, extremely hurt.

"Now, use fire punch to make a heated up hole on the ground and then fly up to land a final hurricane from above, knocking it into the hole" said sora as the obedient dragonite carried out his plan, ending the dragalge's pain with the strongest hurricane he could fire. The dragalge sure tasted a wide variety of pain, be it from the heat, the crash, or the hurricane.

"Lovely stuff there, buddy. I'll feed you the best quality salmon I can find afterwards, or maybe set you up with the ana de armas of dragonites. Anyways that'll be all, ms.victor's sister. Hope you'll respect weedles a bit more now" said sora, having no idea about how rude he sounded there.

Unexpectedly, there was no reply. Gloria bit her tongue in frustration, taking a final glimpse at sora and recalling her dragalge who had fainted. She then walked towards the building where oak was, in order to return her pokeball, completely ignoring victor, leon and satoshi who invited her to sit with them.

While the others congratulated sora and looked at him with admiration, bea and koharu were busy battling each other. Milotic's ability made its defense go up when poisoned, which it was after hitting gloria's dragalge with iron tail, catching the poison status condition from dragalge's poison point ability.

"This darn milotic! No matter how hard I hit it, it tanks every hit. And the poison effect isn't exactly doing enough damage on the side. Adding the damage it did with that previous scald with what sora did already accounts for about 50-60 percent of my garchomp's hp, with the prospect of another scald threatening to burn my garchomp" thought bea as she looked to prepare a game plan.

"I know he may sound too thoughtful or complicated at times, but my big brother is just an idiot with a perm. You don't have to think about him this much" said koharu, whose shit-talking skills helped one know that she is sora's sister afterall, as if the pink hair which they had in common wasn't enough.

"Garchomp, use earthquake! Try to use stone edge on the side to block if milotic uses scald!" ordered bea.

"Couple goals eh? Look at sora's rizz, no wonder he's my brother! Milotic, use iron tail to pierce the stone edge and then use scald at close range!" said koharu.

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