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Plot Armor Agency

"Alright, listen up, you ungrateful peasant readers. Yeah, you, sitting there, thinking you know better than me about my story. Just because I threw in a little—just a little—plot armor, everyone loses their minds. Like, come on, you dumbshit! It's my novel. If I want my characters to survive an apocalypse by tripping over a conveniently placed banana peel, then so be it. Go ahead, call it lazy writing. Call it bullshit. But I know you love it. You can’t get enough of my endless, godlike creativity. And don’t you dare pretend otherwise." That was what I just typed in a fit of rage before pressing enter and sending it out as an announcement. They will rage, I knew. They will be infuriated, obviously. But I was living for that. However, then… this one weird comment pops up, it says, “Wanna change the storyline of billions of novels with your plot armor?” "Great, another joker." But whatever. I’m intrigued. So I click. And, holy hell, my computer screen goes haywire, flashing like a rave in a mental asylum. A shadowy figure appears, all mysterious and ominous, like it's ripped straight out of one of my more “experimental” chapters. And before I can blink, it says, “Welcome to the Plot Armor Agency. Your services are required. Your task: Rewrite reality.” Plot Armor Agency Server : https://discord.gg/bZJ5v6jA8B Also on RoyalRoad.

HandsomeKimDokja · Fantasi
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Take that, you bastard

Damian crouched there, frozen, locked in a deadly stare-off with the wolf, its glowing golden eyes glaring through the pitch darkness, the sound of its growling the only thing louder than Damian's own rapid heartbeat. The beast's teeth were bared, gleaming in the faint moonlight, inching closer, step by step. The world around Damian blurred—nothing was visible except for those terrifying eyes approaching him, signaling his impending doom.

In a moment of pure terror, Damian felt his body betray him, warmth flooding down his leg. He had peed himself, his fear overwhelming all sense of dignity. It wasn't surprising—who could hold it together in the face of certain death? Certainly not Damian, and definitely not while staring down the jaws of a wild wolf.