The one in which the brain rot got to him

"what the hell do you mean with this hikigaya"

shouted the christmas cake at the top of her lungs

Reflecting on my past experiences in highschool:

todays youth are brain-dead incels .....(insert any typical insult ) here so in conclusion the skibidi toilet invasion is an example of our species regression.

"hikigaya while i appreciate your sentiments on the movements of the latest kick streamer I'd like to ask you what the hell were you thinking while writing this" hirutska was barely able to keep herself from just tearing up the paper and shoving it down the throat of the dead eyes and possibly dead brain youth sitting just infront of her getting fired be damned

"Sensei i think you dont under stand how much of an ohio sigma i am through to those words of fanum"Hachiman smugly replied with his ugly mug of a face

Just as hirutska was about to give up then an idea struck her 'if i just give this brain rotted person to yukinoshita then that'll be the ultimate challenge for her

--------------timeskip to service club------------

"and that is why you need to take care of him"

"why"

"cause hes speaking like a damn retard"

"ok the service club will try to help him as much as i can"

Hachimans pov:

'man that teacher with the gyatt was so fanum i wish i could edge to that all the time'he thought dreaming about thighz that would kill him and end his existence from the author thats writing on Tuesday at 2 am

---back to the normal pov-----

"So what is a creature of such low intelligence doing here"

"cause they couldn't handle my swag" 😎

"dear lord i wish this nightmare would end"

"ah!!!! i had such a nightmare" hachiman sees bottles of alcohol he drank last night and is contemplating ending it all due to such an incompetent writer who cant even maintain a consistent writing style