Chapter 338: Never form a team when eating

A genius remembers this site address in one second: (Vertex Chinese), the fastest update! No ads! In fact, as early as when King crossed, he had the idea of ​​holding Saitama thighs. At that time, he planned to team up with Saitama so that he could be safe. Spend the rest of your life, picking up cards happily by the way.

Unexpectedly, as the days passed, he had changed from an otaku who had no weak hands at the beginning to a strong man who is comparable to the strength of an S-rank hero.

The idea of ​​teaming faded away day by day.

However, playing a game today has rekindled the desire to form a team.

The three formed a circle to discuss team formation.

King suggested: "I think our team's name should be called the handsome bald group."

Jenos frowned and said: "It's me handsome, bald...no, no, I think it should be called a master-disciple team."

"Handsome bald? Teacher bald?"

Saitama suffered 10,000 points of damage in his heart. What happened to me becoming bald? Why do you look down on my bald head? I became bald, but I also became stronger.

"It's not just your mentor and apprentice, I'm also among them, and being handsome and bald is more in line with our characteristics."

"No way, no way,'handsome' and'teacher' are different by a horizontal line. If you lose this horizontal line, you won't be a man."

King looked at a serious Janos incredulously. He didn't expect you to be such a Janos. You must be a bald teacher.

"Why don't you ask my opinion?" Saitama interrupted: "I think it's good to call it'hot pot'!"

"..."

King's mouth twitched, such a lo name.

Jenos admired: "Perfect, that is, grounded, and full of enthusiasm that a hero should have, worthy of a teacher."

"..."

King looked at Jenos speechlessly. What about your integrity? Did you lose Saitama?

"Well, due to different opinions, we will temporarily put aside the discussion of the team's name. Let's talk about the respective roles in the team." King suggested: "I am in charge of logistics, and Saitama is in charge of the battle. The two swords are combined, and we will move forward."

"And me?"

Janos frowned.

"Jenos, you...cough cough, responsible for the funding for the sale of Meng Shao."

"..."

Jenos did not answer, and leisurely took out a letter from his arms and handed it to Saitama, "Teacher, the association seems to have a letter for you."

"Oh, what is it? A commission?"

When Saitama opened the letter, it turned out to be a commission, but this time he was no longer looking for a cat, but instead asked Saitama to help find a stranger who escaped from prison.

"Finally there is work."

As soon as he saw that he could fight the weirdos, Saitama was refreshed, put on his battle uniform in a hurry, and after saying hello, he left and went to the Z City Heroes Association branch to meet with the client.

"..."

When King saw that the main character Saitama was gone, the team could not be discussed anymore.

"Jenos, don't you play games?"

"Do not hit."

"I can teach you how to control Saitama."

"Come on!"

King successfully launched Rajenos into the sea.

On the other hand, Saitama happily went to the branch to meet, and found that he was invited not only by himself, but also the four B-rank heroes of Saitama. According to the client, he was only found out of insufficient numbers. He is very sad, but he is looking forward to the first team formation. However, along the way, other people have always disliked him, and even bluntly said that he does not need his help. It can be said that his team game experience is extremely poor this time. , Which seriously affected his interest in teaming.

But at a critical juncture, several other B-class heroes were in a rush when facing the weird, and the whole army was wiped out. It was all resolved by his last punch.

He looked at the few people who were stumbling, and he was very disappointed, "It seems that I am not suitable for teaming up, and it turns out that the freedom of action alone is the best."

King and Janos played several games in a row at home, and Saitama finally came back.

"Yo, Saitama, I'm back."

"Um."

"Teacher, I'm going to cook."

After seeing Saitama coming back, Jenos threw the gamepad and consciously washed the vegetables and cooked.

King asked, "What did you do?"

Saitama said in disinterest, "Go with a few heroes to find the lost weirdo."

"Oh, the hero team?" King asked tentatively, "How does it feel like the process?"

"It's boring. It's completely different from the hero group cooperation you imagined before. Maybe this is the difference between reality and fantasy." Saitama sat down and picked up the game controller, unhappy: "king, after today's events, I There is no more idea of ​​teaming up."

"Oh, that's how it is."

King saw that Saitama was hit, and didn't say much.

"Come on, play a game."

The two teamed up to do the game again.

"Actually, teamwork may be able to defeat the enemy more efficiently, but this shows that their personal strength is insufficient, I don't think I will have such a time."

"Yes?"

King nodded casually.

Saitama suddenly yelled, "Hey, king, give me blood quickly, I'm poisoned!"

On the TV, the swordsman controlled by Saitama was poisoned by the mobs, and the blood dropped gradually, while the priest controlled by king stood by and watched indifferently, without the slightest intention of adding blood, and even turned and walked away.

"Hey, king, don't you go? My HP keeps dropping, don't ignore me, this is a cooperative game, we have to cooperate sincerely, ah!? Surrounded by enemies, king, save me... …"

Saitama yelled.

King said solemnly: "Saitama, didn't you say that you don't want to form a team anymore? Didn't you say that your personal strength can solve all difficulties?"

"Ah! I'm dead Saitama looked desperately as the swordsman he controlled fell to the ground.

"King!!"

He called out the name of king in a long tone.

"Ha, now do you know the importance of the team? Before Janos came, did you feel comfortable in your life? Before you knew me, would you play games? Saitama, don't think that you can live by yourself Going on, in fact, having a companion is the most beautiful thing."

King educates Saitama. In fact, he himself is an otaku without a companion. He is completely bald and scolds the monk as a bald head.

"But this is not the reason why you watched my swordsman die!"

"I'm just telling you some truth in life."

"hateful!"

King and Saitama are arguing about the team.

"Teacher, king, have lunch."

At this time, the good wife and mother Jenos came out carrying the food and interrupted the dispute between the two.

"Eat and eat!"

King and Saitama immediately stopped arguing and quickly moved to the dinner table.

"start."

Then, the chopsticks of the three people quickly protruded, like a bolt of lightning.

Puff puff!

The three of them seemed to be reborn as a starving ghost, moving their hands and mouths to quickly clamp the food into their own mouths.

This is one of the characteristics of Saitama's meals-speed!

Hands are fast, but hands are slow!

If you pause for a few seconds, there may be no more food left.

It's so amazing!

Half a minute later, Saitama wiped his mouth, looked at the clean dishes, and complained: "The next time you eat, you must never form a team!"

"..."

The corner of King's mouth twitched, and he was speechless, because he also had similar thoughts. These people are too strong. If you don't need cards, he... can't get it!