Crash Landing

Suddenly, after being sucked away from that place, I felt like I was free-falling, and as I looked down, I see I am about to hit the ground. "Oh sh*t." Is my life about to end before it even starts?

I start to pray, "Oh God or goddess, listen, please don't let me die yet. I don't want to die virgin again."

It seems like no one is listening. Wait, I remember a video I watched before. Called: (What to do if your parachute fails)

OK, I got this after recalling the steps I needed to take to save my life. I performed what would be a miracle to survive. In the end, after crashing through some trees, I land but end up twisting my ankle, possibly breaking my left leg.

I spent the next 10 minutes cursing every god in existence since apparently they are real now and crying like a little girl. I want to see anyone else not cry through this pain, and if they say nothing, we'll screw them. I see my foot and see it's not right, and now I know what I have to do. I man up and start screaming like a helpless child, even if I'm 18. You expect me to make an asspull and miraculously not be injured from a fall like that. Please, I don't have the Hax plot armor. If I did, I wouldn't have a stupid name engraved on my soul now, which is called Odr Friggs.

And now I'm spending an hour calling for help while using twigs and branches to make some kind of brace for my leg. It starts to get dark when I finally hear rustling from the bush,hoping it's someone who can help.

A green little ugly thing appeared a second later.

I deadpan "Really, is my luck that shitty?"

It seemed to be a goblin on the surface, meaning it was weaker than the dungeon. Well, I see it wasn't the fall that killed me, but death by the weakest monster. Again, screw all the gods, especially the one involving luck and misfortune.

Well, my back is against the tree. I watch the goblin approach me with some kind of crude weapon of sorts; it's about to kill me. If I had access to that stupid ass enchantment magic now, that would of been very helpful. I mean, this would be the perfect time to unlock my cheat and survive. I assume, I can't unless I have a Falna. 'Come on, you stupid dick who reincarnated me, give me a break already'.

I close my eyes and promise that when I get back to the void, if I do, I'm going to go all Karen and complain to the manager. Does the afterlife have human resources or is it soul resources? Food for thought.

I look at the goblin and say, "Come, you ugly Gobta reject; I'm not afraid to bring it on. Our battle will be legendary." I grab a branch and use it as a shift knife. "Let's go Gobta." It starts to rush to me and screams. I also scream just for the heck of it.

And just as we are about to have an epic showdown that will be engraved in history for all to hear, The goblin head exploded, with an arrow sticking out of it. I get cover with goblin guts deadpaning.

I look behind me to look for the asshole who stole my glorious showdown. And I can't find anyone, so I hear a cough above me. I look up and see someone standing on a branch like those characters, which makes them more majestic.

We just keep staring at each other for a couple minutes. I can't clearly see the branches. The person asks, "Are you okay?" I sigh. What a stupid question. "Not really. I just had a long day and hurt my leg. And was about to have the ultimate showdown with my nemesis, Gobta the Goblin."

I feel like the person on the branch is looking at me like, Are you an idiot? Look, did they say "the  goblin?"I respond, "Yes, the goblin. Look, I'm just running on fumes right now. I'm about to pass out; I don't know if you are a pervert, a killer, or anything else. I'm just going to assume you're a good person just because you killed the goblin before, It can kill me, so if you can, I don't know, help me out. I would really appreciate it. Goodnight now." I hear a faint "wait," but I'm already to check out and take a nap.

PoV change (?)

Today is a strange day. I get out of my cabin and go hunting for my meals, like I always do. First, I do my usual routine of exploring the perimeter and such.

After hours, I start to head back when I suddenly hear screaming. I start to rush, climbing trees and jumping, thanks to my level 3 stats. After a couple minutes, I get up and sit down with what is probably an injured man and a goblin. I see the goblins about to rush the man while he picks up a stick. I scoff and pull out my bow and arrow. I knock on the arrow and let it fly.

It pierces the goblin skull, causing it to explode, covering the man with guts. I stare at him, and he starts to look around for me, I guess. I let out a polite cough, getting his attention. But in the end, we just stare at each other for a couple minutes, not knowing what to say. I asked him, "Are you ok?" With my enchanted eyesight, I can probably make out he's giving me this stupid look I just want to punch in. He says, "Not really. I just had a long day and hurt my leg. And was about to have the ultimate showdown with my nemesis, Gobta the Goblin."

I look at him likes he's an idiot. Really, the goblin was his Nemesis. How sad. Probably doesn't even have a falna. I couldn't help but ask, "The goblin?" He starts to rant for a bit and says what I assume is him about to faint. I quickly called, Wait, but it's too late.

I jumped down to inspect him. I put my fingers into his neck; it seems he's still alive. I look down at his left leg, which has a crude bandage, with twigs and leaves, probably for that injury he's told me about. I let out a long, suffering sigh. "When I retired and wanted to live on the country side, I wasn't prepared for this." I picked him up and threw him over my shoulder. Thank God for level 3 strength. I start to walk back to my cabin, hopefully to treat this imbecile—I mean, who makes a goblin their nemesis?

I can't wait to hear his thoughts; it's probably something asinine. I could use a good laugh. I guess it's been awhile since I talked to someone.

A/N

Noooooo, not Gobta he was so young.

Well anyway seems like Odr first day tuned out to be a disaster. Surviving a fall by the skin of his teeth, breaking his leg.

Having a run in with the "ultimate nemesis" Gobta. Having said Nemesis killed by kill stealer even if they saved his life. To end up unconscious to said savior? Not knowing what they'll do to him.

Who was the mystery figure that saved him?

Why is his luck so shitty?

Will he ever catch a break?

Who knows and who cares?

Stay Tuned to Find Out.