Mistakes were made (Us bro, Us)

*Just a fight or a squabble between mc and author *

Sooooooo I created a time chamber

There end of story ...bye *Runs away*

(AN:- Get Your Ass back here this instant ! )

*Grabs him by his collar kicks him back in*

"I don't wanna do this no more !!"

*Cries in Anime way *

(AN:- Those Crocodile tears not gonna work on me bitch )

"Tch Heartless Mf "

*Takes a Deep breath after fighting with his imagination? *

(AN: He didn't know what I just did Hahahahahaha)

'I swear I can hear boss music ' I think before dismissing that idea

"So the grind has been going well .....if you ignore the above shit and the time when I tried to off myself "

"Now why did I do that ? Well for that answer we need to watch my training montage, so let's go "

~*MC POV Before The Grind *~

"Sooooo if I can think at a speed fast enough that time freezes.....Doesn't that mean I'm kind of in a time chamber ? "

"Then ....let's goooo! "

*Da Baby starts playing in background *

~*The Grind begins*~

Now Speed up thoughts or slow down perception by

1M>10M>100M ....okay that's the limit ....for now

1sec = 100M sec or 3 years

For those who don't get it

See a normal person can slow his perception of time by 3-5 seconds meaning

1 second = 3 seconds for them (possibly for trained athletes)

Now speedsters have an Insane amount of that

1:100 (1second = 100 seconds ) for Pietro Maximoff (MCU Age of ultron version )

Well he got killed by bullets which shouldn't be possible, but hey anything for the plot

1:1000-10000 for Pietro of X-men (these are just my thoughts no clue if that's true )

Man played with bullets and had time to drink soup and he had time to style some kids hair when the mansion was blowing off, but still gotta caught by Striker ....The things they do for the plot

*Sigh *

Let's not go with Flash cause let's be honest

Guy could literally turn back time ....no idea how that works btw

And got played by a edgy villian

Sometimes the plot just Ruins the characters

Anyways....Because of shitload of time and fast processing speed

Good news people

I have successfully created another mindscape

*Cheers play in background *

*Fireworks go off *?

*Everyone's hugging each other*?? 'wait hold up'

*Pokémons cheering and hugging and danci-*

"Ay yo hold up ! Stop stop stop stop stop !!!"

*Reality starts to wrap around him *

*wimpers* "No..... wait" I try to shout but my voice is getting lower and lower and I'm shivering

While everything around me starts to glich

'What.....is ...this?' Those are the only words I could make before everything went white with a white noise? static? just a ~ting~ sound?

I.Don't.Know

*After some.....time?*

"Ahhhhh Fucccccccccccck! Someone give a hammer or just smash my headdd!!!!!"

It hurts like hell

My head really hurts

Like on the scale of 1/10 , it's on 10000000/10

And then I pass out again just to wake up after some time

And it went on and on and on and on and on for almost 1000 years.... well at least for me it was time was still slowed down for me so it's 1:100M seconds or 1 sec = 3years so I spent around 5 minutesin real time.....now that's just fucked up

*Still the mc in grind 1000 years later *(5 minutes in reality)

I realize my mistake

Shouldn't have done that

Thinking at a fast speed and having parallel thinking is totally different from splitting my entire fucking existence in 2

Which brings me to the question

"Did I just create a Fucking Horcrux?"

Cause I technically did split my soul but without the ritual and shit and why those ritual thingy exists in the first place

They are there to minimize the damage as much as possible

Otherwise Baldyvoldy wouldn't have even dreamed of getting his soul split 7 times ....wait was it 7 times ?

Hmmmmm.....

"Shit, I knew splitting it will cause something

amd now I just lost my memories before 10 ....

Not that important but can't say anything can I?

Who knows, I might have met some goddess when I was a child or something? It's impossible right?...Right ?"

*Faceplams himself ....Hard *

"Now I gotta live with that cliffhanger rest of my life until I recover those again....Fuck! " I say while laying on the ground

But this taught me one thing,

"I can't rush things "

"I literally spent 1000 years getting my soul ripped off just cause I thought it was possible and honestly ....."

"I got arrogant " *Sigh*

"Power really does corrupt people huh...." I say with a sad smile

"Good thing it happened here and not before killing someone I love cause I really would've lost myself huh ....let this be a lesson then"

"I should just focus dealing with the translator and other things "

*Slaps himself with both hands to focus *

"Okay then" I say with a smile on my face

"Let's get to Work !" *Pumps fist in air *

*100 Years later * Accelerated Thought Process in work all the time so .....yeah Time chamber so somewhere around 30 seconds in reality

"FINALLY!!!" I scream with tears of joy running down my face

"I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT !!!! HAHAHAHA " OK that was a little overboard but hey can you blame me ? I spent 100 years doing absolutely nothing but separating the stuff in mindscape and shove it in another one

One for each ...

Might have gone a li~ttle bit overboard

You see after creating the 1st one and copying memories and recovering the ones that I lost ...

I thought

I thought a lot

For years

And came up with another bat shit crazy idea

'If I can create 1 mindscape ....why not create another and just shove the stuff I don't want in that, Good idea' It was a bad idea

So I got to work

Copied my memories in a bubble without tearing myself like I did the first time

Stabilized it and fed it my soul energy little by little

Created 1 and then repeated the process

Well remember the 1st one is just a ripped out piece with nothing in it it's literally empty except the memories

Then shoved the floating things

[Thread of Fate,death,love and other things except the planet cause it's literally tied to the original which I named as the Origin ]

And then I sent those things to the Void around my mindspace

I have no idea how that even works

That's probably my Spiritual Space outside of the Spiritual Sea ? Idk fam....Cultivation stuff

(AN:-Spiritual Sea, Cultivation term for mindscape, btw mindscape and mindspace are the same things )

And then ..... the moment those bubbles touched the boundary....I felt something going wrong

It was at this moment I knew ....I fucked up

*BOOM!!!*

"And ofcourse it just had to explode didn't it ?"

I say while beating a poor rock

"But hey ....The plan worked....minus the explosion but it worked " I say while looking at 9 universes?or do I just call them Spiritual seas...?But they do look like universe...so yeah gonna stick with universe,

floating in darkness outside the main one

"So now I got 10 minds from which, 1 is main and others are just secondary with ATP (Accelerated Thought Process) and PM/PT( Parallel thinking/ parallel mind ) ....."

*Click tongue* " Noice"

Now let's continue with the grind ....hehe...hehehe

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO ONE CAN STOP MY EVI- *SMACK*

"FUCK!!!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!?!?!"

"DON'T SHOUT MOTHERF*CKER WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP !!!"

.

.

.

"WAIT WTF !?!?!?!"

I may or may not have created .....well 9 split personalities....

Uhhhh .....Opps ?

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"Soooooo...." I asked the person in front of me

"So? " He asked back

"How....?"

"You already know the answer " Said another person who is now chilling on a beach chair....wait how tf did he even get that ?

"I mean I can guess.....So what happens now ?"

And that got everyone's attention

Well 'my' attention

Cause well apperantly splitting your mind,soul and memories can create alter ego ?

.....I wish I could trun back time and strangle myself

OF COURSE IT WAS GONNA BE LIKE THIS !!

Memories ok it just creates a clone

Soul not ok DEFINITELY NOT OK

That's just like giving Hitler nukes (bad example I know but it's just that bad )

Think about it like this

I did say our experiences makes us what we are and after that little hiccup with the mindscape tearing and all, I'm missing few bits of myself which isn't bad if all I did was copy memories but the problem is the Soul part

You see having a conscious is giving a reign of free choice to a being so what happens when I seperate it?

Well....

"Okay then ...now what ?" I ask to my split personalities...probably?

And they just looked at me with a face that said 'Bruh you for real?'

"You are the main one, you tell us " The One with black hair

"Yeah thank you for giving me existential crisis " the one with red hair

"Okay that was random but I feel you bro " golden haired / a fucking blonde?

"Main you better decide this quick before Dark over here goes emo mode " Said the one with a....yukata ?

Seriously where the hell are they getting all this stuff from!?

"Alright , Alright! Clam down everyone! First Introduce yourselves " But I'm immediately hit with a

"Are you kidding me ?!?!?" x 8

"You all know we can't use our previous name we need to come up with a new one....I mean I already had mine but you all need one "

One of them raises his arms

"Yes?"

"Why do we need one ? Aren't we just your clones ?"

".....Fair point....well not exactly 'name ' but something like a ...Pet name ? The hell am I suppose to call you, 'Hey me come over here ' something like that ?"

"Yeah.....just call me Red then "

"Okay red thank you for that, everyone else ?"

"Fine ....call me Fate " said the golden haired

"For real?" x 8

"For real"

"Did you just absorbe the Fate divinity? " I ask dumbfounded

"I mean you did keep each one of those things inside so that was a passive effect I guess ? And we didn't exactly absorbe all of it, just 0.01% enough to change our appearance"

Then I looked at each of them

"So that means ...." I point at the emo looking one

"You're Death ?" and he nodded

"Not.Emo" he said and we just ignored him

"You're Dark " I said to the black haired one

"No call me Yang " he said

"Why?"

"Well Yang Is Dark so.... Yang"

"Not happening I'll just call you ....Kuro"

"....OK fine " he sighed but accepted the name anyways

"You're .....Dormamu ?" others just looked at me with a deadpan face

"Hey don't blame me he's wearing all blackish purple look like he's burning from the inside by a purple fire and I'm pretty sure I'm not nowhere near the damn stone so ...."

*Sigh* x 8 (Seriously why are they so in sync?)

"Yeah, you're right " Dorma- wait what do I even call him then, purple ? Okay going with purple till I get his name

" Till we are born we can't exple some of this stuff, Fate,Death,Luck and love are okay cause they are the natural cycle of life but Red and Purple are not" Said the one with Yukata

"He's right" Red says

"We are just like their agents or avatars or something, just there to cause chaos or Conqueror this planet for them " Purple continued

"So any idea how we should do it ?"

"Well theoretically we can just create a empty vessel for it and throw it somewhere " answered Death

"Or....?"

"Or we can rip open space to void and throw it in and close it ?" Suggested Neon purple haired one

"Dude that's literally telling everyone 'Hey I can delete everything in existence, Notice me !' ...So denied " Said the one with black...hair.....

"Wait who the fuck are you !?!?" I point at him

"Me?"

"Yes you !"

"I'm You"

".....I mean which one are you ? Death is the emo looking one " I say but I'm immediately hit with a

"Hey! Not EMO! " Still gonna ignore him

"Kuro is over there chilling on the beach chair...

Seriously! Where the hell did a beach come from !? And where the hell are you getting that stuff !?!?" I'm losing my mind

"Bruh you dumb "x 8

Kuro pulling his glasses and staring at me

"We are literally in our mind, everything is possible, did you forget the shit you did last Chapter?" OK this mf can break the 4th wall too

Wait...why did I say too?

Nevermind he has a point

".....Fine I'm just gonna ignore the Blackie "

"Hey! Call me anything but that and you're the one who put that gift in me !"

"Now that mentioned it ...what the heck is that gift ?" x9 me included

"Well I thought it was some blessing or some stuff cause it was ...."

"Then what's the problem ? And why didn't you just absorbe it ?"

"Well the problem is that the energy in that is equivalent to a core of a low leveled Heavenly Immortal "

"Wait don't we already have that ?" I say pointing at the ground

(This conversation is taking place on the planet/core )

".....No , Heavenly Immortals aren't that weak,

I just went through every memory related to Cultivation and stuff and we are nowhere near the damn thing, we're just equivalent to a peak level Human Immortal "

And with that I knew the shit I had to do .....

"I need to reach Ascendant Immortal if I want to have a fighting chance against these kinds of things " (For more info go read Everlasting )

"OK what should we do then ?"

"Death,Fate,Luck I need you guys to see what you can learn from those divinities, don't try to actively absorb it, they'll probably notice it but don't create new laws keep that on hold,

Death, you're basically and technically a Shinigami so try to see if you can learn Bleach techniques, it'll be helpful fighting spiritual enemies.

Fate, see what the voyeur has in store for us, I doubt it's gonna be anything good considering the shit we went through.

Luck, check how blessed we are , don't wanna die by a lightning tribulation and see if you can increase our luck just to the point where we won't draw her attention. Now everyone got it?"

(AN:- For context, Luck is the one with Neon purple hair )

"Got it "

"Will do boss "

"Yup~ I'll check it ~"

'.....He's a airhead huh ' x 8

"Red and Pur- You know what I'm calling you Murasaki and red I'm calling you Rauđr,

I want both of you to see what you can learn from those, Chaos magic is good stuff and plus points with Wanda and Dark Dimension + Chaos can increase our Cultivation to atleast a low level Ascendant Immortal or mid level putting us on somewhat of a equal playing field"

"Yukata Dude See if you can learn Renewal Taekwondo and Rokushiki or atleast Geppo and Soru and see if you can find anything related to 7 Steps cause that shit is too OP to be left alone and as much as it's hurts me, we can't use our Cultivation cause we don't have a dantian yet to learn those or atleast learn them enough so we can start practicing"

"Kuro...Just go and chill or try to find where the damn thing came from "

"Ummmm guys ?" said the black haired one

"Yes Blackie ?"

"I swear to God I'll self-destruct if you don't change it !" he said starting to shine a little

"OK ok, chill, can't call you kuro cause we already got one ...any suggestions?" I ask the guys

"Well ...you can try it in another language?" Kuro

".....How about ....Surtr , means black in Norse " Said Fate

"And how do you know that ?"

"I don't know, it's just random knowledge from the passive absorption I guess ?"

"....OK...Fair enough....Then Surtr what were you gonna say ?"

"Well ....if each of us represent a things that was in our soul ....then where the hell is our soulmate thread ?"

"Shit" x 8 and we just faceplamed ourselves at the same time

"Looks like the explosion did do something, I thought it was just a dramatic effect ?"- Death

*Sigh* "Forget about it, we'll deal with that later

Survival is more important than some imaginary happiness "

A little sad I know but I don't wanna chase someone who might have not even be born yet and knowing Gods and their boredom, it'll probably be some sad love story ....so I'll deal with it later

But first things first

"Who the fuck has the recording device ?" I kinda forgot that .....tehe~

"I do " Yukata Dude

".....OK then, forget everything I said

We are making a Movie "

And with that I grin like Sukuna and everyone mirroring my smile

"Well....How do we make it ?" asked Kuro

"The same way you have sunglasses "

"Fake memories in our POV ...How ?" Yukata Dude

"Don't know, We have bullshit power and besides if you haven't noticed ....we've become a discount Telepath" I say with a blank face

"Pfft Hahahahahahahaha!" x 8

"Don't laugh fuckers we're the same !!" I say while chasing them with stick

"Why are you running? Why are you running ?" Now I'm just going meme mode

"DROP THE SPEAR FIRST !!" Surtr hiding on the tree....I changed the stick into a spear hehe

*After 10 mins of fucking around *

"Ha...ha...ha Y-you fuk-haaaa fuckers ...don't run ...*pants hard* next time " OK we may have gone a little overboard

"So...Telepathy?"

"I mean I did copy my memories and did some insane shit so.....we Telepath boi"

"and how do you want to make it ?" Dude pulled a note pad and asked

"Make it Dark " I say with a evil grin

"....How Dark?" Kuro asked with interest

"Dark enough to make a God fear us " and I smile again like Sukuna

"Man, I swear to God we're just one 'Ryoiki Tenkai' away from becoming Sukuna " Fate said while making a flower with his fingers

Pinky pulled back by middle finger and put ring finger down before doing that , ring finger with thumb, and cross hands and put index fingers together ...Yeah can't explain try if you can make it

"OK...*clicks pen*...it'll be done, but you still need to check it for edits and stuff ...but....Discounted really?"

"Well ...we aren't even born yet and we can't really feel what's outside so....."

"K"

"Alright everyone we got our jobs so get to wor-"

"Wait!!"

"What is it Rauđr ?"

"Don't you think we around deal with the time issues first ?"

"What issue "x 8 we all asked the same thing

*Sigh* he sighed while rubbing his nose bridge

"Look at the timer " he said point to the right

We did

"We've been through 1159 years in just 30 mins !"

Well he fucked around a lot with speed up and shit before he could figure the exact way to do it so that took some extra time, real and speeded one

"...OK that serious "

"Why ? I don't see the problem~ ?" asked Luck

"Well the problem airhead is we've been through 1000+ years in just 10 mins, now imagine 9 months at that speed " with that silence spreads everywhere

"We fucked up...again " Death said while looking up

"We can try to slow down.....any ideas ?"

"None" x8

"But ....?"

"But we'll find a way "x8

"Now that's the sprit!"

"Come one lads we've got work to do and time to slow " (not really time just trying to get out of fast thinking )

*The Grind Begins *

~5891years later ~

We improved our understanding of our powers...by a lot

Luck found a way for us to remain lucky ....not bullshit level Luck but not randomly dying on a walk lucky, so that worked

Fate ....things did not end well for him,

He did find what fate had in store for us and it was bad ....like Shonen protagonist level bad

If her plan succeeded we'd be having a seriously enraged me making Punisher look like kid with killings done, makes me shiver everytime,

But as a result, he's been in coma for around 500 years for us and 6 months in real time

Yes, we found a way to do that

Well, not us exactly, Death did

He just meditated in his domain

gonna call other spiritual seas as domains

He notice his thoughts getting slow

And boom time started flowing for him

He practiced going in and out of that state for around 4 months real time and 1803 for him cause he ended up speeding up the process sometimes....meaning we have a new limit... 100M seconds became 1B or 31 years ....so 1 second = 31 years ...we just keep hitting new bullshit levels that shouldn't be possible

But we do slow down once in a while but speed it up to limits again sometimes

Kuro and Murasaki ended up working together cause Kuro's divinity and Murasaki's match so they made the most progress out of us

Can probably control everything Dark....and boy did they create some really cool things, Spoilers for later

Surtr ended up speed running memories again and again and learned new techniques and theories behind them for me to better control my strength, but still gonna need to practice cause don't wanna pull shit Omniman pulled on Flaxan Planet, though I don't know how to fly its only a matter of time before I figure it out

But that's on hold till few years after birth

If you don't know, then watch Invincible, good stuff

And he did find something

Remember when he said that gift had enough energy to push us till Ascendant Immortal? Yeah there was a tiny bit of a problem there

It had a Errosion Law deep within it

Meaning, the moment I tried something close to a breakthrough it would've collapsed and me ending dead

So what he do ? Erased the trigger and absorbed the law and now I have a poison/erosion ability with poison immunity ...noice

Rauđr tried to learn but it's chaos so...it's just random and time is only slowed for us not everything so he didn't learn things only understood the intent of chaos ....no clue

He said we'll gain access to powers after birth so no rushing those, after that I just told him to help Death with Soul Society Techniques, he's our best shot against Demons and ghosts and other incorporeal stuff

Dude and me worked on the flim and after shit ton of edits and acting a lot....cause we don't exactly have a crew now do we ?

We completed the damn thing

And after slowing down the speed sate by 1B->7.2k(so 1 second = 3 months) we're watching the movie

*Movie starts *

It started with me getting pushed into the rip seeing the smug smile

" I swear imma go back and slap that smug off her face " Rauđr

"Shusshhh" x8

It continued

*In movie after 10 years *

"Was that necessary?" Death asked with a deadpan face

"Yes" x2 me and dude say at the same time

"Why?"

"They need to realize the things that I'm capable of...."

They all looked at me with blank faces slowly turning dark

While my face starts to distort

"I only need ....̷̞̄͐͗̉.̸̧̧̛͈͍̝̱͔̱̗̞̥̹̦̝̫̠̊̄́͒̑̄̔̋̍͊̌̒̊̈̃̑̔̐͒̆́͛̀̒̿͒̀͋̈͘̕͘͠.̵̢̱̥̳̥̤̝̞̭͈̯̜̹̲̝͖̄̋̓̄͊́͆̉̇͘ͅ.̶̡̡̛̛̮͍̥̦͈̟̲̼͇͚̫̥̘̫̭̥̻͔͓̹͓̖̲̹̮̻͚̗́̓͗̀̆̋͑̓͌̈̀͗̈́͒͋͒̂̕͘͜͜͝͝.."

My voice has started to distort into kind of a static My face turns black with background glitching into blackish purple with red eldrich things with me sitting on a throne with white shining where my eyes are supposed to be

" T̴̛̳̥̪̞͙̫̋͋̍̊͐͋͌́̈́̄́͋̄̿̾͗͛̔̓̊͝͠h̸̢̗̬̻̻̑̓̒͐͂̒̂̊̊̽͂̈́̆̎̀̆̓̚͠͝͠ę̴̲͖͓̥̣̻͚͖̝͍͉̫̞̤̼̰̺̹̤̹̣̙̹̟̩̝̗̗̬͕͙̖͓͖̻̂͊̿̽̈́͑͌͘̚̚ị̷̡̬̳̦̼̤̺̟͉͙͚̜̻̩̬͎̼̘̤͚͗̃̀͂́̊̈́̈́̾̑̑̀̍͜͜͝͝r̷̢̫̠̬͉̠̱͓͓̜̮̲͕͉͉̟̥̻̙̬̈̈́͒͆̏̐̆ ̷̡̧̨̮̯̫̟͇̣̣̣̫̤̥̯̰̮̗̝̟̯͕͖̞͉̇̄̅̅͜͠ͅF̶̨̛̲̬͈̰͉̱̼̼̤̲̼̹̤̽̾̆̋̾̔̇̅̃̈́̈̽͗̍̕ẹ̵̢̛̛̛̜̦̹͈̙͙̦̯̱̜̬̱̖̼͇͓̎̔̀̅̆̾́̏͊̄͐͛̓͐̍̂̏̏̆͑́͗̔̿̍͘͜ͅë̵̼̖̠͎̤̳̥̳́̒̂́́̈̈͑̀̑̕ͅą̴̡̢̗̦̩̣̫͓̳̩̘̤̣͙̲̮̺̦̼͙̯͔͇̪̺͈̟͔̟͐̍̿̃̂̀̈́̊̔́̈́̅̓͆̔͆͛͐͑͊̔̈́̂̾̇̚̕͜͜ą̵̢̛̛̬̖̱̬͍̦͉͖͈̞̖̞̲̠̖̗͔̞̬̺̜͖̩͖̲̲͍̫̭͈̱͕̫̆̅̓̋̊͂̈̔̑̓́̌̀̔̓̎͛̆̿̎̄̉͑̑̑̆͘͘̚̚̚͜͝͝͠͝ͅr̵̼̪͈̹͈̬̈́̀́̽͋̽̔̃̈́̋̉̽̀̌̌̀́̑̓̈́̅́̑͂͂̃̽̇̎̕̕͘͜͝͠͝r̷̨̛̮͍̮̯͔̼̣̗̘̻̦̣͔̗͚̼͓̭͛̿́͌̌͗͂͂̎̓̔̿̑́́̈́̀̆͘͘͜͝͝ŗ̴̨̮̲̭̠͕̦̘̹̮̰͕̅r̷̢̘̪̱͉̹̹̈́̾̔͗̈́̓͗́̕̕͘͠ŗ̴̧̡̢̡͖̥̳͙̖̺̝̺̜͖͉͚͎͎̤̩̯̖̩͓͓͉̠̙̩̣̞̞̾̎͋͌̔͌̐͂́̾͋̾́͒̎͐͂̊̏̐̐͜͠͝͠ͅͅṟ̵̨̧̧̛̜̥͓̦̦̤̘̣͓̩̦̣̩̼̫̱̳͖̮̖̹̦̰̼̘̟͑̌̈̎͂̓͒͆̈́̈́͊͗̈́̂̿̋͑̈́̽͆̕̕͜͠ "

and with that everyone has the same expression as me

*Sound of tape getting Rewind or when Arishem made his exit *

"So yeah ....that was necessary " I say like nothing happened while everyone keeps watching the movie

*Finally after 20 years the movie ends *

(Time is going in movie, basically he made fake 20 years of his life, that's why they speed it enough so only 2hrs pass in reality )

"Damn.....that was good " Kuro said while wiping his tears

"Whyyyyy did it end so quicklyyyyy" Luck cried out loud

"That was good one indeed " Rauđr just nodded

"So we good to go boys ?"

"Yeah it'll do " x8

"And now we wait

Till I'm born and put that on play in front of the timer or put it in the empty sea and do that "

And so we slept for the remaining months without worrying about the chaos we're gonna cause

Oh ~I can't wait ~

*smiles in sukuna *

(AN:- Pattern Fate made in comments)