Chapter 3:

You wake up the next morning and turn over to Enid's bed to see her and Wednesday sleeping very close together.

Y/N: Aww, cute.

You take a sneaky picture.

Y/N: I'll have to show this to Yoko later.

You quickly change clothes.

Y/N: Much better.

Wednesday wakes up and realises the way her and Enid are sleeping.

Wednesday: Y/N, help.

You turn to see Wednesday awake.

Y/N: Morning sis, how'd you sleep.

Wednesday: Will you just get me out of here?

Y/N: Just move.

Wednesday starts to move in order to get up out of bed but Enid wraps her arms around her while sleeping.

Wednesday: Well, that helped quite a bit.

Y/N: Well somebody loves you.

Wednesday rolls her eyes.

Enid wakes up and automatically let's go of Wednesday.

Enid: Oh, I'm so sorry.

Wednesday gets up off the bed.

Wednesday: What were you dreaming about last night?

Enid blushes with embarrassment.

Enid: Nothing.

Wednesday: Really, because all I could hear out of you was 'Oh Wednesday' and then what sounded like you're out of breath.

You snicker and cover your mouth to stop yourself from laughing.

Enid: I promise you that it's nothing.

Wednesday: Alright then.

Wednesday sits at her desk and starts writing her novel as you're looking at the photos.

Y/N: Yoko is going to love this.

Enid: What?

Y/N: Nothing, just a mirror selfie I took last night.

Enid: Can I see?

Y/N: Sure.

You show Enid a photo of you.

Enid: No wonder she's in love with you.

Y/N (Whispering to Enid): Thought you were saving yourself for my sister.

Enid's go bright red as she blushes with embarrassment and you chuckle.

Enid (Whispering to you): I hate you so much.

Y/N (Whispering to Enid): Couldn't help myself.

Enid: Of course you couldn't.

Wednesday: What's that?

Enid: Nothing, don't worry about it.

Wednesday: Okay then.

Wednesday continues to work on her novel.

Enid: Let's talk outside.

Y/N: Fine by me.

You and Enid leave the room.

Enid: You know?

Y/N: The evidence is quite the talker.

Enid: God I'm so embarrassed.

Y/N: I bet.

Enid: You won't tell her, right?

Y/N: No, I won't tell Wednesday, Imma tell Yoko, but not Wednesday and I'll make sure Yoko won't say anything.

Enid: Well, I've got no other option.

Y/N: No, I guess not.

You look at the photo and smile.

Y/N: You two look so cute.

You show Enid the photo you took of them.

Enid: Ok, I must admit that is cute.

You send the photo to Yoko and she automatically texts back.

Yoko's message: Aww, cuties 🥰🥰

Enid: You sent it to her, didn't you?

Y/N: Yeah.

You show Enid Yoko's text and she blushes.

Y/N's text: I know right☺️

Yoko's text: I ship it 🥰

Y/N's text: Me too.

Yoko's text: Enid hates you, doesn't she?

Y/N's text: Oh yeah.

Yoko's text: Makes sense... Anyway, I better finish up here if I want to move in.

Y/N's text: Alright, I love you.

Yoko's text: Love you too.

Yoko also sends an incredibly attractive selfie.

You notice that your cheeks turn red as you gaze at the photo.

Y/N: God she's hot.

Enid: You alright?

You turn off your phone.

Y/N: Yeah, I'm amazing.

Enid: She sent you an overly attractive selfie, didn't she?

Y/N: Yeah.

Enid starts chuckling.

Y/N: Oh shut up, you're the one who finds an emotionless sociopath attractive.

Enid: That 'emotionless sociopath' as you call her is your sister.

Y/N: I know.

You and Enid walk in to see Wednesday and Thing talking on the bed.

Wednesday: What were you two doing?

Y/N: Don't worry, I wasn't trying to steal your girlfriend.

Wednesday just rolls her eyes.

Wednesday: You expect me to believe that you'd ever cheat on Yoko?

Y/N: I do not, cheating on her is not on my to do list.

Enid: Yeah she's the only one on there.

You face Enid.

Y/N: Really?

Enid: I'm not wrong, am I?

Y/N: Well, not really.

Enid: Exactly.

Wednesday: You can see me, right?

Y/N: Sorry you'd have to hear that, Wednesday.

Wednesday just stares.

Y/N: Well she's not reaching for her umbrella, that's good.

Enid: What's wrong with the umbrella?

Wednesday grabs her umbrella and unsheaths the blade within it.

Enid: Oh.

Wednesday sheaths the blade.

Wednesday: We should get back to our little contest.

You reach into your bag and grab a strange looking handle.

Y/N: Thought you'd never suggest it.

Enid: What is that?

You flick a little switch and push a button which makes a blade extend from the handle.

Y/N: This is my personal saber, I took an old broken fencing blade and converted it to be a mildly dangerous defensive weapon, making it easier to conceal and draw rapidly.

Enid: What happens if it activates after accidentally bumping it against something?

You push the button which makes the blade retract into the handle and show Enid the handle.

Y/N: This button works the blade and this little switch here is the safety as long as this is covering that red spot, the blade won't extend.

You flick the little switch and push the button which doesn't budge before shaking it.

Enid: What did you mean by mildly dangerous?

You flick the switch and push the button which makes the blade extend before showing Enid the blade.

Y/N: The only part of the blade that's sharp is the point on top, so the only way I could kill someone with it is if I stab them because remember this weapon is for defence only.

You push the button and flick the switch before attaching your saber to your belt.

Enid: You know people won't be accustomed to having someone with a saber attached to their belt.

Y/N: That's why I wear this.

You put on your jacket (which similar to Neo's Jacket from The Matrix) which hides the saber.

Y/N: Problem solved.

Wednesday: Worked for you so far.

Y/N: Indeed.

Thornhill enters the room.

Thornhill: Sorry for the intrusion, I'm just here to tell you that Principal Weems will be taking you into town to see a great psychiatrist.

Y/N: Pleased to hear it.

Thornhill: Also Yoko called in and will be your new roommate.

Y/N: Really pleased to hear that.

Thornhill: I bet, well, Principal Weems is just waiting for you outside.

Y/N: Alright, just need to make some last minute checks to make sure we're ready.

Thornhill: Of course and she said that you can bring someone.

Y/N: Cool.

Thornhill leaves as you look around.

Enid: So I guess you're off.

Y/N: Yeah, unless you two want to come with.

Wednesday: I'll come with you.

Y/N: Thanks.

You look at Thing.

Y/N: Thing, you'll have to stay in my bag.

Thing signals 'Fine by me.'

Y/N: Good, Enid, you want to come with us?

Enid: Sure but what about Yoko?

Y/N: I'll ask her too.

You pull out your phone.

Y/N's text: Hey babe, listen, I'll be heading into town for some therapy and I was wondering if you could come with.

Yoko's text: Of course my sweet baby crow, I'll just need to ask someone to move my things over to the room.

Y/N's text: Ok meet us outside Ophelia Hall.

Yoko's text: Will do.