Please Call Me The Richest Man In Konoha!

Chapter 57: Please Call Me The Richest Man In Konoha!

Chiba had a strange dream.

He dreamed that he had raised an oversized dung fly.

The size of the fly was bigger than the village, and the feces it produced buried the village completely.

Since then, Konoha Village transformed into a shape resembling a pile of dung, constantly steaming.

"Disgusting."

With a start, Chiba woke up.

Looking at the hazy sky outside the window, his sleepiness vanished.

"A new day begins with making gold bars."

With determination, Chiba walked to the yard, ready to start building his farm.

But building a farm requires money. So, he decided to make gold bars himself. Being a humanoid money printing machine, Chiba considered money to be as abundant as water in a kiddie pool.

After rummaging in the yard for a while, he finally found some iron plates and Iron Body techniques. Next, he activated his imitation ability.

He imitated Rosa's Magnet Manipulation and removed the dirt and feces from it. And just like that, pure placer gold appeared.

He squeezed it hard with an iron plate, and a large gold bar was born. The process continued throughout the morning. Chiba was immersed in the joy of creating money.

It didn't stop until he had consumed more than half of his Chakra.

"Close enough."

Looking at the piles of gold bars scattered around the house, Chiba felt like he must be the wealthiest man in Konoha.

He tidied up and organized everything.

After all, Chiba was a hygiene enthusiast.

"Let's eat first, and then I'll go find the Hokage to rent the back mountain."

His mind was racing with ideas, as he gradually realized his life as a farmer.

Strolling out of the house, he took to the streets.

"Noon, time to eat~~"

Chiba's stomach grumbled as he saw people on the street enjoying their meals.

Just then, the others seemed to sense that someone was looking at them, so they looked up.

In response, they threw their bowls away, even spitting out the rice in their mouths.

"The dung king is here!"

With a loud shout, pedestrians on the road turned their heads, one after another.

"This is so boring, enough with the yelling."

Chiba shouted angrily, wanting to kick the person who had yelled a few times.

He had just blended into the crowd, but now he was exposed because of that person's shout.

"It really is the Dung King!"

"No, I don't smell shit."

"Yeah, I don't smell it either."

"Maybe he didn't take a bath before, but he did today?"

The pedestrians chatted in unison, all looking at Chiba.

Their strongest impression of the dung king was the smell of dung on him. Now that the smell was gone, they were confused.

Soon, Chiba was surrounded by a curious crowd.

Wherever he went, a group of interested onlookers would approach him.

"I suddenly need to take a dump."

Crash!

With that remark, the group of people was startled.

Chiba applauded his wit.

BBQ shop!

When the owner of the kebab shop saw Chiba sitting in the shop, he was initially scared to the point of almost crying.

But then, his expression changed to one of joy.

"You don't smell like dung anymore?"

"Are you kidding me?"

"Since you don't smell bad anymore, then let's settle the previous meal bill."

Chiba: "..."

He had underestimated these people, especially the owner of the BBQ shop.

When he used to smell bad, Chiba never had to pay for his food. But now, the owner wanted to settle the bill and even added interest.

"As the richest man in Konoha, I can't go back on my debts, can I?"

After weighing his options, Chiba took out a large gold bar from his pocket.

"This... such a big gold bar?"

The boss's mind was buzzing.

Not only was the boss dumbfounded, but the other customers in the shop also saw the large gold bar, and their eyes widened.

"For the next year, you can have whatever you want."

Holding the gold bar, the boss smiled from ear to ear.

As soon as the boss left, another person approached with a smile on their face.

"Ahem, Chiba, a new batch of rare flowers has arrived at my shop. Are you interested?"

"Who are you?"

"My name is Yamanaka Yukiichi."

"Oh, I'm not interested in flowers."

Flowers?

What use did they have?

Would he buy them and stick them on himself?

...

In the Hokage conference room, Sarutobi Hiruzen held an emergency meeting and summoned Danzo and others.

"Take a look, it was just returned from the front line."

Throwing the scroll directly to Homura, Hiruzen didn't bother to see these people fighting over it.

"This..."

After reading the information, Homura didn't know how to describe his current mood.

"It's too..."

Koharu was equally perplexed.

Seeing the expressions of the two, Danzo quickly snatched the scroll and scanned it.

"Chiba single-handedly messed up the positions of both factions?"