ch1. meet the family

A man standing next to his wife who is giving birth at konoha hospital when all of a sudden

(waaahh wwaaahhh baby noises)

Bob- ( you d bag give me a warning) baby noises

Ken Mitarashi- Honey look he's perfect

Nia Mitarashi- yes he is although we wanted a girl I can't imagine a more perfect baby.

Bob- [hold up I'm actually a baby and these are my parents, wait did this woman just say they wanted a girl The FUCK. Wait how can I understand them?]

a transparent note appeared in front of him

Rob-

dear Bob I gave you the gift to understand the lingo I'm a great guy I know. Also your now Anko Mitarashi's Older Brother and you will go to school same time as Kakashi, Asuma, Kurenai, and also guy. Anyhow this is goodbye for reals have fun and don't let me down.

ps. from yours truly Rob

(the[ ] mean thoughts not said out loud)

Bob- [this is just great I barely remember anything about this generation, I actually know how to practice Haki but that takes a lot of physical energy so let's focus on Water crushing rock.

Ken- Don't worry honey the next one will be a girl

Nia- oh you dog

Ken- not to mention Bob will be a great big brother

Nia- I'm sure you're right he will beat up anyone who messes with her won't you my little tough guy

Bob- [ Jesus christ I totally understand why Anko was so unhinged her parents must have spoiled her rotten sigh]

---3 year timeskip!!!

In a middle class house a spiky haired little boy waiting at the front door.

Bob- [ okay let's recap on my progress

I've moulded Chakra and I practiced the stances for WCR( Water crushing rock) and can even do a few simple moves. Today is the day my gluttonous baby sister comes home and I won't let her become some side character.] Let's do this

The door opens to the house and in come the two proud parents.

Ken+Mia

- Bob say hello to your baby sister

3 year timskip (yes again)

Mc (pov)

Alot happened the last 3 years, thanks to my daily training I can treeclimb, waterwalk, 3 basic jutsu, awoke observation Haki, and through trial n error made a special breathing method( Water breathing from kimetsu no yaiba).

I also made a discovery that Haki was not an ability only available to me because as it turns out instead of being like chakra fusing spirit and physical energy Haki is basically just focusing spirit into your body.

As for the family my parents are often on missions but do spend time with us and as for Anko she really likes to follow me around I find it cute. Ninja academy is finally starting today. I finish saying bye to my parents and I'm off.

Mia (pov)

I can't belive my little boy is starting school already, over the last three years we've been busy with missions but Bob always handled the home front . (sigh)

I just hope Anko won't be too much trouble, she's been very attached to her big brother since we brought her home.

Anko (pov)

Today my brother starts school I'm sad to be away from my brother but he's super strong and now everyone will see hahaha (sigh) I'm bored .