Omnipotent Middle Finger No Jutsu

The blonde girl led me through the grimy streets. We soon came to an excluded spot and she hurried her steps. It was as if she was in a hurry to get me to our destination. 

As we turned into a dark alleyway, the blonde girl said: "There's a room at the end of this alley where we can have fun~ There's also many slender and young girls for you to try. Why don't you go first?" 

I looked at the girl with a deadpan face and commented: "Bruh" 

This woman didn't even try and was being so obvious that something sketchy is going on. 

"Huh? Did you say something?" The blonde girl asked after seeing her victim look at her like that. 

I rolled my eyes, not bothering to repeat myself. Instead, I just headed towards the end of the alleyway, willingly letting myself fall into the trap. 

Before I could even reach the halfway point, a cacophony of thuds and crashes echoed through the alley as large logs toppled down from the entrance, effectively blocking my escape.

On the roof, numerous archers stood atop the surrounding rooftops, their bows drawn and aimed directly at me.

Among them was the blonde woman, her lithe frame seemingly effortlessly perched on the edge of a roof, likely utilizing her ninja-like abilities to reach that place. 

Beside her was the ugly Fuma man with his large lips and towering stature, wielding a massive broadsword that seemed almost comical in comparison to his appearance. 

"FIRE!!!" The ugly Fuma man bellowed, opening his hand and gesturing downward with a sweeping motion, commanding everyone to unleash their weapons upon their victim. 

"Am I the victim, or ARE YOU!?" I laughed at their foolishness and made a hand sign: The hand signs with my two middle fingers pointed at all the Fuma clan members! 

"AIR CURRENT DANCE!" My mouth arched into an incredibly wide smile as I used the Wind Jutsu that I stole from Temari for the first time. 

It was my first time using it, but it felt exhilarating as powerful gusts of wind swirled around me, sending projectiles flying in all directions. The chaos and confusion only added to my amusement as I watched the Fuma clan scramble to defend themselves against their own attacks.

"URGH!!" 

"Kehh!!" 

Quite a few arrows managed to return to many of the Fuma clan members. Two were killed and many more were injured. But one thing's for sure, and it's that each and every one of them knew they fucked with the wrong person. 

"It's not done yet!" I exclaimed, my chakra surging as I summoned a legion of Shadow Clones to match the overwhelming numbers of the Fuma Clan Members.

*Puff!!* 

In a burst of smoke and chakra, the Shadow Clones appeared. Each one was a perfect replica of myself, and a mental note of what to do once summoned. 

Without hesitation, they pointed their middle fingers at the Fuma Clan members in a defiant gesture. 

And…. each of them used the Mind Transfer Jutsu towards the targets at the end of their middle fingers! Instantly, each and every one of the shadow clones began to fall onto the ground. 

I watched with satisfaction as my Shadow Clones each launched a Mind Transfer Jutsu towards the Fuma clan members, causing them to lose control of their bodies. 

The blonde woman and the ugly Fuma man were not exempt from my attack. They too were caught in the jutsu, their minds now under the control of my shadow clones. 

"Strip the blonde and let the others come groveling at my feet," I commanded with cold confidence to all of the mind controlled Fuma Clan members. 

The blonde woman, still paralyzed under my clone's Mind Transfer Jutsu, began to slowly strip herself of her clothes at my command. 

Likewise, all of the rest jumped down from the ceiling and groveled on the ground. Their knees sank into the soft soil below, their hands pressed against the ground in submission, and their foreheads touching the earth. 

A wicked, twisted grin spread across my face as I commanded my clone to bring the blonde down and force her into a submissive crouch, like a dog.

Without hesitation, the clone complied, gently guiding the blonde's naked body into a position of submission. She was reduced to nothing more than a helpless animal under control. 

I nonchalantly took a seat atop the naked girl, crossing my feet and arms in a display of authority.

With a thought, I released the clones, and the Mind Transfer Jutsu was subsequently released with them. I also released my transformation Jutsu and returned to my original state. 

"What…?" The ugly Fuma man asked in disbelief as he looked to the side, seeing his fellow clansmen also bowing. "How is this possible?"

Slowly, hesitantly, he lifted his forehead from the cold soil and looked up at the figure before him – it was a boy… A menacing boy, with eyes as dark as night and a cruel grin playing on his lips as he sat on the naked blonde woman from his clan.

The stripped and blonde woman herself was in utter shock, her mind struggling to process what was happening. She couldn't believe that all of her clothes had been taken from her, leaving her vulnerable and exposed before everyone. 

She felt humiliated and used, reduced to nothing but an object for this other's amusement. However, she dared not do anything rash… because someone this powerful could've killed her and her clansmen if they did anything that satisfies him! 

Similarly, silent gasps and stunned expressions were etched on the faces of all the other clansmen, and they dared not make any rash movements. 

The air seemed to still as if frozen in time as the other clansmen held their breath in shock and fear as they waited. 

"Pathetic," I scoffed as I looked down on the Fuma clan members and their ugly leader who was looking at me. 

The Fuma leader's face was drained of all colors as he stuttered as he saw the headband on the boy in front of him: "I-I… I'm sorry, young Konoha Ninja! We didn't mean any harm!" 

I rolled my eyes at his cowardice. "You didn't mean any harm? Is that why you attacked me with a barrage of arrows?" I sneered, my tone dripping with sarcasm. 

The Fuma leader fell silent as he struggled to find a response. He knew they had made a grave mistake and now their lives hung on the line.

I fixed my gaze on the repulsive man before me, my expression twisted in disgust. "Let's not beat around the bush," I sneered. "I want Sasame Fuma. And Kageru Fuma and Kotohime Fuma as well," I added, listing off the names of the girls who caught my eyes from the anime. 

"O-other than Sasame… I cannot offer assistance with the other two…" The ugly man stuttered, his voice quivering with fear.

My eyebrow arched in surprise, my tone dipping dangerously low as I questioned him. "Is that so? And why is that?" I demanded. I came earlier than the usual timeline, so they should still be around here. 

The Fuma leader shifted uncomfortably under my intense gaze, the beads of sweat on his forehead glistening in the dim light. "They are not present," he finally admitted, a hint of terror lacing his words. "They departed about a week ago with a figure known as Kabuto, acting under the orders of Lord Orochimaru." 

"Kabuto? That rat is here?" I said, clearly surprised. Kabuto had run away, and nobody knew where he ran off to. Who would've thought that the rat would come to this particular hideout that was abandoned in the anime. 

I felt that this was getting interesting, and I planned to hunt that rat down if I could. 

"Very well, no need to mention those other two. Just retrieve Sasame and bring her here," My voice held a cold edge as I commanded, "And while you're at it, provide me with two human sacrifices as well. You can just choose from two of your goons behind you " 

Still having conscience in himself, the Fuma thief leader asked hesitantly: "W-what.. Are you planning on doing to Sasame and the two 'human sacrifices'?" 

"I plan on keeping Sasame close and winning her heart. Something along those lines," I responded nonchalantly before giving the thief leader a look that suggested he was foolish for even asking. "And as for the other two, they are merely human sacrifices. Surely you must know what is meant to be done with them." 

Although a thief, the ugly Fuma guy didn't want to sacrifice his clan members. Instead, begged: "May… may I switch the lives of two of my clansmen to two of our debtors instead? Perhaps you'll get a higher chance of winning Sasame's heart too if you don't kill her clan members…" 

I considered the thief leader's request for a moment, tapping my fingers against my chin in thought. "Very well. Just make it quick," I finally agreed, a smirk forming on my lips. "But remember, if you try to deceive me or fail to retrieve Sasame, there will be dire consequences for you and your clan. I might just end up sacrificing all of you." 

"O-okay!" The ugly Fuma guy quickly got to work. 

I watched the guy leave with his men as I continued to sit on the blonde. You might wonder why I need two human sacrifices… and the reason is simple. I wanted to use Edo Tensei. 

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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Finally made model for Kotohime and Kagero. The amount of images that's available to help train was pitifully low, but some of the images did turn out good! Check the comments headshot samples! 

Make sure to join Patreon too if you wanna see them naked. (Patreon.com/AzureRaven) Also, I'm going to try and release a second called Naruto: Kakashi Scumbag System and try to be less cringe and... no gender blender. I would like to make a Naruto ff where I don't have to bleach my eyes as I write xD. Will still continue this ff tho haha.