67 - Second Year 7

What the Fuck.

This is big trouble. Very big. People will be after blood of this guys. Especially Danzo. Root must have already been dispatched.

"Kakahi, who is this guys?"

Kakashi: "They came and gone like wind. First I thought, this must be some kind of prank. But afterwards seeing scale of this project. I denied that. Who would in their right mind would do something like this?"

"Who is small kid in this scroll, Kakashi?"

Kakashi: "I can only think of one small kid Hokage sama, who is bullied by people."

"Heh, and this kid calls someone big brother you know that right."

Kakashi eyes went big.

"This kids has done something very dangerous this time. Don't mention this to anyone from now on. We don't know who last incident's culprits are. We don't know who this incident's culprits are. They want to support Naruto so I will support them in this. Its good i didn't buy bottle of it. One sec, did Danzo drink this?"

Kakashi: "Seeing he nearly barfed, I can be sure he drank some of it."

He he, Hahahahahaha.

After long time laughing.

Kakashi: "I know you think this is funny, but Hokage sama, it will come bit you in ass, you know that right."

"But this time it was worth it. Even you laughed right?"

Kakashi: "Seriously speaking, quite a lot. Guy was also there. He didn't buy any, but after seeing content of scroll he was laughing like crazy. People who is not barfing and are conscious enraged because of this, and started running after him to beat him up. It was a quite a show. Especially, Danzo sama, He was shaking like crazy. Still he kept his static face. After shaking for some time he left. After some time all crowd left."

"Kakashi, I don't like to say this, but did you checked behind the counter."

Kakashi: "I know you would say this."

He took out scroll. After injecting chakra in it, 2 land of medicine finest bottle come out. They cost around 20K ryo per bottle. How I know, I bought them before.

"Kakashi bring out 2 glass. We will drink this today."

Kakashi: "Didn't this bottle also has same content."

"No this kids knew, no one will even try to remain there. Especially Danzo. They must have knew my anbu will go there. This bottle must have been prepared for me, in case I recognized them. We will open one bottle. Send another to Tatsumo for me."

After Kakashi brought out 2 glasses, We both enjoyed finest Alcohol of Land of medicine. I know tomorrow will be hectic but I am enjoying this night. 

Hahahahahahahaha.

[Third Person POV]

Next Day, As Sandaime Hokage is still in mood of enjoyment, 5 administrator guy came in with stacks of paper. Sandaime knew this would come like this. But numbers is still high. This will take him at least month to complete this paperwork.

Sandaime Hokage: "Why there is this many papers?"

Administrative guy: "Hokage sama, there is at least 700 people impacted this time. In this time, every bottle buyer has invited many of their friends and to drink it. There is flux of patient in hospital, since last night."

Sandaime Hokage: "Ahh, I knew this would come be like this."

As they are discussing this, Receptionist entered office. 

Receptionist: "Sandaime sama, Elders has come to meet you."

Sandaime: "Okay, send them in."

Receptionist left and after some time, 3 of his friends entered his office. He can see Rage in 2 of his friends faces. Danzo and Homura, fuming with rage. At another end, Koharu is smirking, and giggling. 

Sandaime: "What happened Danzo and Homura, [Trying hard not to laugh.] Why are you fuming with rage?"

Danzo: "Don't joke around Hiruzen. You knew what the issue is."

Homura: "We want death sentence for this guys. Send your anbu to kill them."

Koharu: "Don't be hard on them. [Trying hard not to laugh.] They have sold you medicine wine. Its good for your health."

Sandaime nearly laughed listening to this.

Danzo: "Hiruzen, be serious."

Sandaime: "How can I be? I have sent Kakashi to investigate last night. There is not even ounce of their scent in their. Not a trace. They vanished like there is not person like this. I don't know why they did this. In this matter, most I can do is laugh."

Koharu started laughing at this point.

Homura: "Shut up, Koharu."

Sandaime: "I have asked hospital director, "if there would be any issue if anyone drink this Alchohol?". He said its good for health. It improve, gastric bacteria and all. Its not poison at all. Its effective for old aged guy. [Pfff]"

Danzo: "You consider this as a Joke right. Than let me pour one glass for you and Koharu. You are also of old age. It will help you also."

Sandaime becomes serious.

Sandaime: "Danzo, before drinking that sake, I would rather hang my self, or perform harakiri."

Koharu: "Same"

Danzo and Homura, fuming exited his office. 

Sandaime: "Its enjoyable right."

Koharu: "Quite so. I am leaving. Nice day doing paperwork."

Sandaime: "Seriously speaking, its worth it."

Koharu laughing left office also.

This is considered biggest prank in konoha until now. Pranksters earned money wile pranking people. Quite lot at that.