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Naruto : Chad Uchiha

a story about a fitness enthusiast uchia trying to spread the joys of bodybuilding in a world filled with psycho ninjas. follow the adventures of Arnolad unchia as he aims to lat spread his way across the ninja world spreading the gospel of the muscle god. what to expect: my first novel so don't expect much but I'll try to make it funny, no overpowered system, no harem,no accurate timing, no bs abilities , no being a hero it starts getting good 15+ chapters I do not own Naruto. this is fanfiction.

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tree hugger

To make sure I don't waste my time putting yang chakra on everyone who ate icecream. I made a special card for purchasing ice cream where after every 7 purchase you get a free scoop on Fridays. So that way I would only need to be Friday to collect all the gluttons and heal their teeth while they didn't notice.

Another 2 months passed , during that time I practiced heavily on my yang release and concentrated on my business. One of the days I saw anko coming with dango trying to combine dango and ice cream. Her sweat tooth had no limits. She reminded me on that I had to go make new favors . I began teaching haku and his mom about Oreo ice cream , cake ice cream, and pistachio ice cream . The costumes loved the new products, and of course I enjoyed them the most cause I was eating a shit ton of ice cream, since I was burning the calories and healing the negative effects with yang energy.

Today was the day finally mastered reviving a full tree with yang release. After healing the tree , I hugged it like a tree hugger thanking it.

A week after Itachi graduated from the academy. Man's took one year in the academy to graduate . Maybe I should go congratulate him when he goes to talk to shisui . I got my self a vanilla ice cream that I put a few spit and began going to shisui place.

At shisui hoom in his back yard I saw shisui and Itachi practicing together. I jumped over the wall and found a place to watch. Both shisui and Itachi stopped and looked at me . Shisui asked " what are you doing " I said " what do you think I'm doing I'm here looking at two bums right now carry on, unless you want to fight with me, I'll gladly take you one but don't think I'll leave you just knocked out this time . Hahahaha. " He looked at me and turned on his sharingan and said " I don't know how much stronger you are, but without the sharingan and being restricted to jutusus I doubt you that much stronger than everyone still. " Itachi asked who I was , shisui answered " he is the bully of my generation, I once considered him a rival and freind in the ninja way , before he beat every instructor and student in the academy in the first year for made up reasons to flunk out . He has tremendous tijutus ,but he doesn't know any jutsu above D tier , he doesnt even know the clan jutsu cause he got banned from the clan jutsu too. " I then began to laught and say " between getting sent to war and missions that might kill you or having to do tasks for people, I rather not gain these silly jutusus and gain these massive guns ( I did a bicep pose). As for how strong I am, I am the bully of a generation for a reason . Hahahah. Now proced with your fight and after I got Itachi a little present for doing the Uchiha clan proud."

After they had their spar for another 10 min, Itachi came and asked for his gift , I brought out a bucket of ice cream and 2 bowls for him and shisui . " As you probably know I'm the owner of the ice cream shops around the town. I got this ice cream for you for celebration now share this with shisui, the MF hasn't eaten my ice cream yet cause he hates me . But no man deserves to lose not trying ice cream. He thanked me and began sharing th ice cream I spit in with shisui insuring him ice cream was a divine snack .I lookes at both of them and said " if you both ever feel like quiting the ninja business, I always have open unpaid internships at the shops , hahaha. And itachi I wasn't there to guide you generation like I did mine , but try to not open your eyes. Or I guess you could always open you eyes on some bs reason like shisui did. " He looked at m confused and asked how did shisui open his eyes , I told him it was him thinking a friend betrayed him when he was actually giving him a final gift . Shisui looked at me anger and said " he is lying , he betrayed all his classmates for fun, some one I use to respect. If he ever cared about us he would have joined us in the war to protect us , he was always stronger than me, maybe with him there we wouldn't have lost Obito and all our other classmates. But he keeps thinking beating all of us is a gift."

I laughed and left saying " ungrateful fuck , you give this man a unpaid internship, padding his resume, then open his sharingan, show him what will happen in war when he meets a powerful ninja and I'm the bad guy. I'm of to go manage my shops, I hope you don't grow up like shisui, itachi."

Itachi was somewhat confused what was happening . Not that it cared, I know nothing I did would stop him from betraying his clan.

On the way back to the shop I heard everyone in the clan proud of Itachi, I wonder how proud they would be once he betrays them.

I got some icecream from the shop and went home. I gave my mom the ice cream and began listening to my sibling inside my mom , it was kicking already. " Can't wait to get out already, don't worry your big brother will make sure you grow into a proper gentelman or bodybuilding women. " My mom scolded me saying masculine women are not good, I couldn't disagree more , any athletic chick was 10 x hotter. I think my mom was duo in another 2-3 weeks.

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