Chapter 2

"LET...ME...OUT...OF HERE!" Hulk yelled, slamming into the barrier he was trapped in while fending off the hordes of Mindless Ones. "LET. ME. OUT!"

"If only bellowing could make it so," Namor said, throwing one of Dormamu's soldiers into the barrier. "If it was up to me, you foul-smelling, ill-tempered circus freak. I'd leave you behind here! But the less-than-good Doctor seems to think you're a vital part of this moronic misadventure!" Namor added while being dogpiled by the canon fodder soldiers. "So, against my better judgment, I shall employ all my power."

"In the name of our Dreaded Master...This intruder must die!" A soldier yelled in a language that Namor didn't understand.

"...Which, even you Hulk will admit is considerable...To free you!" Namor said from underneath the piles of bodies. "Of course, in order to do that. I must rid myself of this horde of annoying insects! Which, given the Royal Blood that runs through my veins..." Namor said before pushing all the soldiers away from him. "...Shouldn't be difficult! Imperius Rex!"

"I wouldn't be so cocky, Namor. That barrier was created by Dormammu himself to keep the Mindless Ones out of his domain," Strange said, floating in the air and observing the barrier while Namor fought off the army. "And only he can break the spell."

"So you keep saying, Strange...But I don't see you doing much to help," Namor said, fighting through the hordes.

"I am, in fact trying to recall an ancient incantation that...when uttered backward in Urdu...Will slip within the fabric of Dormammu's enchantment," Strange explained. "Which will, in turn, undo the barrier long enough for Hulk to escape."

"And!?" Namor asked.

"I can't quite remember it..." Strange said, placing a finger on his chin while sporting a thoughtful expression.

"I knew I should have said NO to you!" Namor exclaimed, punching another soldier. "'I need you, Namor! The world is in danger! Reality Itself could be snuffed out!' If I had a halibut for every time I've heard that one-"

"The danger is real! Dormammu, Umar, and Kiara together..." Strange said with a grim look on his face.

"Yes, yes. Between the three of them. They've got enough power to destroy the Earth!" Namor exclaimed, already hearing this story before.

"Well, more than enough actually. They just seem to have a bad habit of wanting to rule it instead..." Strange said, remembering the times he had to deal with the Faltine family. They could have always just nuked Earth from The Dark Dimension, but they had a bad habit of wanting to complicate things for themselves. Especially Dormammu.

"Then, perhaps you should have formulated something vaguely resembling a plan before whisking us here!" Namor called out.

"Sometimes, my old friend. The best plan is simply...Survival!" Strange said, firing blasts of magic at the army, and easily eradicating them.

"First of all, I'm not your friend! I've never been your friend! In fact, I detest you as much as I do Banner!" Namor yelled, killing more soldiers. "Second of all, your pithy attempts at wisdom may sound profound to the incense and meditation crowd...But I find you pretentious and Shallow!"

"I'm sorry to hear that, Namor. Despite your pig-headed arrogance...or perhaps, because of it..." Strange said, weaving more spells. "...I've always been rather fond of you...but...please... feel free to sever our association. Just as soon as we stopped Dormammu!"

"Hey! Save me some!" Hulk yelled from the barrier.

"Why don't you concentrate on the Mindless Ones...They seem to be providing you with a considerable challenge!" Strange said, looking at Hulk.

"A challenge? Are you kiddin'? I've just been playing with these idiots!" Hulk said as the Mindless Ones began to grab a hold of him and dragged Hulk into their Biomass. "Gimme another minute and I'll be...Uh, hang on a sec."

"Hulk? Is everything all right?" Strange asked, concentrating on the army.

"No problem! Got it all...Under...Control..." Hulk said as he was submerged in the Mindless One's biomass.

Dormammu's Citadel

"Lazy, Lazy, Lazy~," Kiara sang, getting an annoyed grumble from Dormammu while Umar chuckled at her daughter's antics.

"Stop saying that!" Dormammu exclaimed as the flames on his head grew larger.

"Why, brother? My daughter speaks the truth," Umar said with a wicked smirk. "You were lazy as a child...You're lazy now," Umar added before chuckling to herself. "Never want to step up and get your hands dirty. No, Not The Great Dormammu! Always let the minions do it. That is your great philosophy, brother."

"I simply know how to delegate Authority!" Dormammu said.

"To inept imbeciles who are certain to be defeated by Strange and his allies," Umar said as Kiara laughed. "Daughter, why do we even bother?"

"They are my Elite Warriors. And never have they failed me!" Dormamu said.

"Sure thing uncle, except for...Oh...The ten or fifteen times Strange has bested them," Kiara said with a smirk.

"Those were my Old Elite Warriors. I have exterminated them and created New ones out of Spite, Bile, and Bloodlust," Dormammu said, walking around his mansion while ignoring the sound of running water. "It was a brilliant bit of enchantment...If I say so myself!" Dormammu added with a smirk before getting on to his point. "But that's not the point!"

"*Sigh* What is this point then, brother. My daughter and I are dying to hear it?" Umar asked.

"The point is...How dare you two call me lazy while you both stand there, being fawned over by sycophants and servants!" Dormammu yelled, pointing at both his niece and sister who were in bikinis/underwear and being pampered by Kiara's servants.

"They're pampering us, brother. Not defending our empire," Umar said with a sigh, enjoying the ministration she was getting from her daughter's creation.

"You can't be bothered to pick up a sponge?" Dormammu asked. "And that's not lazy?"

"Healthy self-indulgence. Quite different from indolence, Uncle..." Kiara said with an innocent smile which had Dormammu fuming in anger.

"So you're saying that, when you two do it, it's a positive trait..." Dormammu said. "...But when I do the same thing. It's a negative?"

"Very perceptive of you, brother," Umar replied as the Scylla cleaned her body with numerous sponges.

"But, how is that possible?" Dormammu asked.

"You're Dormammu...I'm Umar/Kiara," Both Umar and Kiara said at the same time before laughing.

"And?" Dormammu asked again.

"Isn't that explanation enough?" Umar asked.

"As always... You mock me sister and you seem to have taught your daughter such a terrible habit!" Dormammu exclaimed.

"I care for my child as a mother should. So I tell her what she needs to survive this harsh, uncaring Omniverse," Umar said with a shrug. "Plus, How could we not mock you...When there is so much to mock?"

"You both forget that I am the Undisputed Monarch of this Domain!" Dormammu yelled, listing out his numerous titles and accolades. "I am the Power and The Glory and Raging Fire! I'm the Dreaded-"

"...Dormammu. Yes, yes...So we've heard..." Umar said with a groan.

"It might be prudent, dear sister and niece...To watch your tongue," Dormammu threatened which got both women to laugh in response.

"Ah...But you love our tongue, especially mine, Dormammu! You need me to mock you. You need me to humble you and belittle you..." Umar said with a mocking grin. "...Because, in the depths of your soul, you know that you're the same worthless nothing you were when we were young!" Umar said without skipping a beat. "Those flames can hide your true face from the masses...But they can't hide it from your Big Sister and niece."

"You see me with the eyes of the Past! I am not that trembling boy who endured your endless Taunts! You don't know me at all!" Dormammu stated.

"But I know that without either my daughter or my power added to yours...There is no hope of your winning this campaign," Umar said with a grin. "Now admit it, darling...You have worshipped me and adored me since you were born. You worship and adore me now. And life without Umar and Kiara...would be empty. Intolerable. A Living Hell."

"You have our mother's beauty and our father's insufferable ego," Dormammu said. "And you've passed them down to my niece."

"Thank you," Umar said with a smile before ruffling Kiara's hair which got a groan from her daughter.

"It's true...I do love you, sister...niece. Just as I loved our PARENTS," Dormammu said. "But don't forget that I murdered them..."

"Our parents were fools. I am not and I won't allow my daughter to become one!" Umar said with a serious expression on her beautiful face. "But have it your way. Let Strange hand your 'Elite' another pathetic defeat. And then, when you're facing disaster...Come back to me...And I'll save you...The way I always have," Umar said, hiding her emotions. She might act like a bitch but she still loved her family, even her wayward daughter, Clea. "Now go get my favorite towel, will you? You know...the one woven from the souls of the damned? Get two, I'm sure my daughter appreciates the finer things in life. Plus, no other quite dries my back quite the way you do, brother."

"Um, where are you going, Uncle?" Kiara asked, noticing her uncle opening up a portal.

"Out," Dormammu replied, going to check on his army's progress. Upon arriving, Dormammu looked on in shock before rubbing his finger against the bridge of his nose. "Unbelievable! They are losing! Why are those two always right!"

"Dormammu!" Strange yelled, noticing his arch-nemesis. "So, foul wretch. You come at last!"

"sO, foUl WrETCh, yoU cOMe aT LaSt?" Dormammu mocked. "That's a bit turgid, even for you, Strange! But that's what I love about you...Your grand sense of Melodrama!"

"If you've come to watch us go down in defeat. Then I'm afraid you'll be sorely disappointed!" Strange said as both he and Namor were easily disposing of Dormammu's army. "You have miscalculated Dormammu! Your army falls before us and-"

"But I do not need my army," Dormammu said, interrupting Strange's speech. "As I'm sure you know. There's been a shift in the Cosmix Axis...The laws of the Multiverse are unraveling. All we once thought impossible...is now within our reach!" Dormammu yelled arrogantly. "Umar, Kiara, and I have finally been able to do the one thing even our Parents/Grandparents sought to prevent. We have mystically bonded! My power flows through them...and theirs through Me! In other words, Doctor...If you thought I was formidable before..." Dormammu said before firing out a single blast of energy, knocking back Strange and Namor while destroying his entire army. "Wait till you see me now!"

After the dust settled, everyone that was fighting was either dead (the army) or unconscious. (Strange and Namor)

"I'm sure you would tell me how impressed you are if you could speak!" Dormammu said before laughing. "Played right into my hands, didn't you? You and your ludicrous team of-"

"No one can stop the Hulk!" Hulk yelled, still fighting the hordes of Mindless Ones.

"Now what in the world is he doing over there?" Dormammu asked, floating over to the barrier he set up a long time ago.

"Hulk, Smash!" Hulk said, making use of his signature catchphrase and smashing through the Mindless Ones..well, kinda.

"Amazing, getting his head handed to him...and he still thinks he's winning..." Dormammu said as he landed on the floor, looking at the funny spectacle in front of him. "I suppose I could just leave him there. Three, Four hundred years of battle with The Mindless Ones should wear him out. Or send him to my niece's dimension. I heard from her that those...monstrosities there need a man to sate their lusts. But why have someone else do that...When I can do a better job of killing him, myself?" Dormammu asked, carefully putting his hand toward the barrier.

"I'm really getting angry NOW! And believe me...You won't like me when I'm angry!" Hulk yelled. "You're getting scared now, arent's ya? You're getting good and...???!!!" Hulk paused, noticing Dormammu's glove on his hair.

"*sigh* I just hope he doesn't have Head Lice," Dormmau said.

"Get Yer Stinkin' Hands Offa Me!" Hulk yelled in anger.

"My pleasure," Dormammu said, throwing Hulk toward the floor, away from him.

"That the best you can do, Dormammu? 'Cause if it is..." Hulk said with a grin before getting up. "You might as well give up before you get smashed!"

"Never give up...Do you?" Dormammu asked, placing his arms behind his back.

"Why should I? I'm the Hulk!" Hulk answered as Dormammu groaned in annoyance.

"You know your name? Excellent! Perhaps one day you'll even learn how to spell it," Dormammu said, picking up some of his niece's habits.

"Nobody makes fun of Me!" Hulk said.

"Actually...Everybody does!" Dormammu said with a shrug.

"That's it you're-" Hulk said before Dormammu suddenly appeared in front of him, face-to-face.

"I'm what? Wake up and smell the brimstone, Lummox!" Dormammu said in a condescending tone. "I'm not some costumed idiot from your pathetic world!"

"Y'think I'm afraid of you?" Hulk asked.

"If you had half a brain, you would be," Dormammu answered with a boring look on his face.

"Gimme one good reason!" Hulk said, raising up a finger and raising it in front of Dormammu.

"Perhaps the fact that I wield enough Cosmic Power..." Dormammu said. "...to stop you in your tracks without even lifting a finger."

"That I'd like T'see!" Hulk exclaimed before being transmuted into solid glass.

"Suit yourself," Dormammu said, walking away from the transmuted Hulk.

Luxury Chamber

"Daughter, tell me. Isn't that an interesting specimen?" Umar asked, soaking in the pool with her daughter as they both watched the fight between Dormammu and Hulk from a magic ball.

"Sure, in his own manly...and repugnant way," Kiara answered while softly moaning in the warm bath.

"I know right? I simply must have him...or it...or..." Umar said, staring intently at the image of The Hulk. "A girl does get lonely without only brainless lackeys and an idiot brother. Daughter, you're the only one I can turn to in times of Emotional need."

"You want more sex?" Kiara asked, looking at her mom. Despite being mother and daughter, neither cared for the taboo since they weren't human and who was going to stop them?

"As much as I enjoy our...intimate times together. I crave strong arms around me. A comforting presence by my side. You're comforting dear, but you know what I mean," Umar said with a chuckle as her daughter blushed.

"Yes, yes. I know. You want to try something new," Kiara said with a shrug before being pulled into a kiss by Umar, forcing her to moan softly into her mother's mouth.

"You'll still be my number one. You're my flesh and blood after all," Umar said, helping both herself and her daughter out of the pool before calling for the Scylla servants. "Of course, I could keep abducting lovers from other dimensions and universes, and then turn them into three-headed lizards or Stalks of Broccoli after I've had my way with them,"

"But you want someone who would meet your every need, obey your every wish, yes?" Kiara asked as a few Scylla walked in with two nightgowns, for both mother and daughter.

"And perhaps, kill Dormammu and allow me to replace him as Lord of The Dark Dimension?" Umar asked herself, causing Kiara to groan. "Yes, that's what I need. A consort, a prince, after your mother upped and left."

"She's probably gone to search for the best milk in the Omniverse," Kiara said sarcastically as both women laughed before Umar sighed. Actually, Towa is doing some experiments throughout the Omniverse to pass some time.

"Real men are so hard to find in a sorcerous tyranny," Umar said before looking at the image of Hulk. "It would be a pity to let this one go to waste."

"Well, if it doesn't work out...You could always turn him into broccoli. Well, he's already green. So it won't be much of a leap," Kiara said before placing a finger underneath her chin. "What I said wasn't racist, right?"

"No, and you shouldn't care. Plus my brother would be against it," Umar said with a groan as the Scyllas dressed both her and Kiara. "He's so jealous. Hates sharing us with Anyone!" Umar added. "If only he's started dating."

"Well, he was involved romantically...However briefly. With that one demon princess from the lower region of Asmordeus's empire," Kiara said, looking at her mother who had an evil smirk on her face.

"Oh yes, I remember. I believe he was rather smitten with her, too..." Umar said, placing a finger on her delicate lips. "Perhaps it was cruel of me to dissolve her into a swirl of atoms and then scatter them across a thousand and forty-six universes. But really, I couldn't help myself."

"Yeah, remember when you killed my numerous crushes..." Kiara said, narrowing her eyes at her mother who chuckled in response. "Actually both you and mom did that."

"Honestly, honey. He wasn't the one for you. Plus, I liked your past fling. She isn't too bad, that Satana girl..." Umar said with a nod. "But your current one is impressive, and an Asgardian which makes it better."

"Isn't Marduk, Uncle Dormammu's Alleged Great-Grandson?" Kiara asked.

"Not exactly sure about that family tree..." Umar said with Dormammu, creating servants like Saatanish with his power. "Plus, killing that princess was for your uncle's own good. No matter how much he may pretend otherwise. There isn't a woman alive or dead who could truly replace Umar or Kiara in his heart. And if he'd actually married that princess. It would have caused him nothing but anguish, so really. It was a selfless act on my part to destroy her!"

"Well, we're villains. So morality isn't exactly our strong suit," Kiara said with a chuckle.

"Indeed daughter, the quintillions and far more we have enslaved and murdered are proof of that. But we do have standards," Umar said before hugging her daughter.

"Aww, I appreciate the love, mom," Kiara said with a smile.

"And I thank you, daughter. But does Dormammu appreciate all I do for him?" Umar asked with a smirk. "No, all he does is complain. I'm too good to him. We're too, too good to him!"

"I'm going to have to call your bluff mom," Kiara said, getting a blush and a groan from Umar. "The worst you would do is steal his powers..."

"Well, I guess your right," Umar said with a chuckle. "Well, let's go check on the Green One. He might be fun for a mother/daughter experience, yes."