cupid is dumb

A 27-year-old man is very socially isolated, so he decides to find a girlfriend on the internet, and that day marks his first online date.The name of this young man was Daniel Vergil. He was in a Chinese restaurant, as his beloved was of Chinese origin and loved Chinese food. Daniel was anxious until she finally arrived. She was wearing an extremely elegant gray overcoat, a medical mask, and also had long black hair.The girl was silent and never spoke or ate, so he took her to his house.They finally arrived at the house, and the girl stood still like a statue. Daniel called her, but she ignored him. It was then revealed that her hair was a wig. She took off the wig, removed the mask, revealing an old, pale man who stared directly at him with a creepy smile.The strange man grabbed Daniel's arm and wouldn't let go. Daniel bit him, and the man released him. Daniel ran to his room and locked himself in. From there, the strange man passed through the keyhole in a disgusting and grotesque manner, oozing through like slime, then reassembled rigidly, making impossible movements. Eventually, he reached Daniel's room. Daniel called the police, but the man's voice echoed through the phone, mocking Daniel's naivety. As the man approached, he pulled a internet service pamphlet from his mouth. In reality, the man was an employee from the internet company Daniel used, and his overdue bill led them to this unusual intervention. The man left, dancing Gangnam Style.