The love contest begins!

Word spread quickly about what they were now calling 'the harem incident' around the school.

God damn attention.

Everywhere I went I was either quizzed by other students or chased by members of 'my harem.'

I hate this school.

"Heeeeey! Mr. Harem man!"

Tch. "Who are you, what do you want?"

A girl, who looked like an elementary schooler, with long brown hair ran up to me, waving. Her grin was stretching across two chubby cheeks, but her hazel eyes were that of a woman.

Great. A loli.

"Mr. Harem ma-"

"Call me Kazuma."

"Kazuma-San! Will you take part in th-"

"No, goodbye!" I declared as I walked away.

The girl grabbed me by the trousers, and pull me back with all her strength.

"Please...huff...be part of...huff...our competition...huff puff..." She said while using all her power to stop me.

"What competition is it anyway?"

Her eyes sparkled with joy at the question: "It's a love contest!"

Really... what was I expecting?

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"There'll be five days, one for Rio, one for Nami, one for Sakura and one for Irami. The last day with be the judging day!"

"So basically all I have to do is go on a bunch of dates and who ever is the most girlfriend material wins. Yeah... no." I turned away to the now empty hall. Everyone had already gone home, and it was only us, some other students and staff left.

Rio and the others were a pain to get rid of, when they kept asking questions. I even got to see Rio's scary side. She smelt a 'woman's scent' on me. I quickly pushed her into Sakura's care and came back here. To this... peculiar situation.

"Don't go! There's a reward in it for youuuuu!"

"Money!?" I greedily took my seat in the empty classroom.

"Ye-es!" Her face said otherwise.

My spirit crushed, I asked: "What's your name anyway? And why am I doing this?"

"I'm sorry I forgot to introduce myself! I am Ichika Suzuki!" She proudly stated. "And why we chose you--it's obvious, you're Harem ma-"

"Alright, shut up. I'll do your damn contest. One question, though. Where are we going to do these dates?"

"Places couples go all the time! And we"ll be watching the date on a livestream from your perspective!"

"I don't wanna carry a camera all day..." I moaned then got up and proceeded to exit the room. "Goodbye, Loli-San."

Ichika was left in total shock, her face as red as a beet.

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"NOW COMMENCE THE FIRST DATE, LOCATION: THE THEME PARK!!!!!!"