Reality

I awaken.

Suddenly without warning of any kind I am fully awake, no its less like awakening and more like 'becoming alive' in a sense. Just like the meditation I did back in the warehouse, I have no clue how long I've been out.

'You're finally awake' said a strange sounding voice.

'Huh?' looking around I notice a masked person, clothed in full black with a bright red mask.

'Why do you sound like that?' I ask. looking at bit more around me, I find I am in some sort of sick bay. We two are the only one's here. 'And who are you?'

'How did you get into MANAguru headquarters?' said the strange voice again. It was probably a voice modulater.

'I don't really understand' I say.

'Also where did you get such an old restricted artifact?'

'I don't really understand, I just found it in a warehouse an-'

'A warehouse? is it in the same building as the one you were in? If so how could you have gotten in? The security is impenetrable' I could swear the voice was getting higher.

'Well the door was ope-'

'Open?! have you not() hea ard what I said? thats imp ()ossible, whe ere have you found su ()cch a do or!' The voice was definitely getting angrier and more broken.

'Calm down 78' said a new voice. Suddenly a nurse looking lady phased in through one of the walls. 'You are cleary scaring my patient, you can question him later when he is better. Here, you need your strength, eat this.' A tray with the first food I saw in ages was placed in front of me on a sidetable. I hungrly grabbed a loaf of bread before realising.

'Whats wrong?' asked the nurse concerned.

"I- I don't know how to eat, do I even need to eat?' I say very depressingly. I can't even remember what a loaf of bread even tastes like now.

'Aren't you hungry?' asked the nurse confusingly?

Hunger, Is it possible to feel hungry without a stomach? Cause I sure do feel hungry now that she mentioned it.

'Yes, But I don't know if you noticed but I am a toilet you see, so I don't exactly know how I can eat' I say a bit irritated.

'Wait how long have you been a re-created?'

'A what now?'

The nurse just stares at me blankly. Are you maybe not familiar with the term? like how long has it been since your body was remade into what it is now?

'I don't know, maybe a few days'

The nurse whistles in surprise. 'Looking at what you've been turned into, I bet it wasn't done by the gurus either was it?' The nurse looks troubled.

'Um no who are they?'

'This could explain everything, although I am not very keen to believe it.' she says to herself, almost at a whisper.

'Last question, where did you spend these few days as a toilet?'

'Oh I am not sure, Just a bunch of dark allyways'

'I see' Says the nurse mysteriously. 'Anyways I'll bring this in a better form for you' says the nurse as she picks up the tray and quickly leaves. 'Please try to not stand up!'

'Um wait I still have questions! Like who are you and where am I and what happened, I basically know nothing!' I say exasperated as the nurse once again walks out through the walls mysteriously. I personally found it quite ironic how she turned out questioning me more than that other person while herself telling them off for bothering me.

'What have I landed myself into' I wonder. Also what happend to me that I needed to be here in a sick bay? I tried passing my hands over the toilet part of my body to check for stiches for whatever you did for a toilet bowl.

'Huh strange' I find a couple of rough patches around the rim and a bit below it. Wait a second, let me check my artifact thingy. Except I cant find it anywhere. I guess whoever took me here took it too.

'Ah damn it' I say when a red stone suddenly appears in my hand. Its my artifact if I'm not mistaken. how did it suddenly appear like that? Whatever, just another question to pile up on my unending list of questions I guess.