On the run

'What the hell is going on!?'

I guess I am in a lot more trouble than I initially thought, did these guys really value their walls or something? Also, where did 78 get to.

Although I was being told to surrender, I really didn't feel like I was getting off the hook that easily. Something just wasn't right. I grab my flush and pull hard.

"FLOOOOOOOOOOOAAASSSHHHHHHHH" I shout heroically. In the hope that even if my flushing couldn't stop them from shooting I might intimidate them into not shooting instead. The whole place erupts into chaos. The tornado raging from my bowels flings every bullet and person around all over the place. Water spills out and starts flooding the stairways. All exits are blocked except for one.

No way am I jumping again.

The water and panic clears, but I'm nowhere to be seen. I hear the soliders running around trying to find me. But, in my infinite wisdom I decided to escape the only way I knew. Off a building that is. But, this time I figured out that climbing might be an option. I slide down a metal pipe along the building.

"There he is, get him!" I hear looking up at one of the soliders looking down at me from the roof. I don't know what I expected but I was still salty that they figured me out so quickly. I loosen my grip on the pipe and speed up as bullets ricochet all around me. I'm too fast, the wind carries me and I quickly approach the ground.

"FLOOOOOOOOOOOAAASSSHHHHHHHH" I shout again garbbing by flush handle and looking straight down. Water sparys out but the tide is noticeably weaker. Thankfully I land more or less safely. The shooting inexplicably stops.

Looking around I am on a mildly busy street. No one even bats an eye at my landing. floating cars pass me by.

'I must get out of here' I think to myself. 'Before they get down here'

I start running down the street. looking widely from side to side, trying to find a way to cover some distance. Where the hell did 78 get to?

"hey over here" a car drives up almost killing me. "get in" says 78.

"You ass head where did you go? And why am I being shot by supposedly the people who saved me?"

"It's probably because you associated with me, The Elders don't trust me much" said 78 swerving right. We were quickly approaching a large bridge crossing a sizeable river. Behind us, multiple black cars joined up to chase us. My tank starts throbbing in pain.

'The hell is this- ' My thoughts are cut short as I hear gunfire behind us.

"Hey toilet, we need to widen the gap between us and The Elders goons. Can you do that flushing thingy again?"

"I don't think so" I say as my tank starts throbbing again.

"Well you gotta do something or we're toast"

'Oi Cyka' I think as I take out my artifact, looking through I find something called "Hando. I think I got this when I broke the wardrobe or something. I have the symbol shown and I attempt tracing it out the window at the fast approaching cars.

The symbol makes a distinct sound "GLHOOOOOOOOOONNNGGG" as the road behind us explodes, sending our cars backend into the air.

"DA MMN -T W -aT WAZ TH aT?!" Screams 78. Voice very broken.

"SORRY I'LL TRY THAT AGAIN"

"maybe try to hit the them next time"

Easier said than done, Although I was aiming at the cars chasing us, the spell still activated right below us. Wondering how I could make this ranged. I think back to the shape I had to form. It was essentially just a complicated squiggle line. As such, It could be written from top to bottom in one stroke. Getting a a brilliant idea, I open up my lid and start "vomiting" water down at the road behind us.

I hear 78 saying something about what I was doing but I didn't pay any attention.

'Ugh I messed up this one'

'This one too'

My head is swimming now and the pain from my tank is unbearable. Finally, I end up doing it correctly.

"GGGGGGLLLLHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNGGG"

The road behind us explodes up into the air. leaving nothing but a long hole between us and our pursuers. What I didn't realise, Is that the larger the symbol, the larger the effect was. So I ended up bombing an entire steert in the process. Thankfully no one was hurt suprisingly. The sidewalks were as quiet and untouched as ever.

'Weird I think'.

"Dammit Toilet that was something" I hear 78 say.

before I black out.