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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

Sir_WendoS · Fantasi Timur
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Milking

An alarm clock, which was on top of a stool, right near the area that I assume I am supposed to sleep on. It was already there before, so don't be surprised about it. I was only surprised by the fact of how late it was already. I thought it was still somewhere near nine, so of course I was surprised. Two hours of less sleep. Do you know how painful that is? I hope I can wake up early tomorrow…

*Sigh*

I did wake up early the next day. Why? The floor was too damn painful to sleep on! I wasn't uncomfortable when I slept though, but that doesn't mean that I found it comfortable to sleep on the hard and cold floor! At least it was doable, and luckily, I was able to sleep for at least seven hours.

So, it's around six in morning at the moment, and my legs kind of hurts. Not too much though, because I am still able to walk without any problems. The first thing I decided to do was head for the bath tub to refreshen myself, and after that, I wore the very same clothing whilst still being wet and all, since I still had to buy a towel and receive my sect set of attires. Yes, apparently, I had to get myself some sect's clothing as well, which I didn't even think of yesterday. Silly me. Now I have to wear the same smelly clothes for the third time. I… I should keep it safe and clean. It's my only possession of earth…

So, I decided to wash my fancy robe, and headed off to get my set of attires on the mountain of supplies and special needs. The same mountain where I bought some food yesterday. I know… For something like this, I am shameless enough. After all, I'm just flexing my divine body, and not my PP. Showing off my PP would mean that I welcome anyone to look at it and have them imagine it penetrating through their bottom. Haha, I'm just kidding, unless… Meh, it's that, but something more of a standard and opinion that I had on earth. In this world… Do people even f*ck? I really need to know how the population increases. Maybe I should go to the library again after getting my sect's attire.

On my way to the mountain of supplies and special needs, I went on to eat the egg that I bought yesterday, and also had the jug of water with me. It was a nice trip, as the weather wasn't that hot that early.

"Well hello, you must be new." A lady who seemed to be in her forties, welcomed me to her tailor shop.

The shop was big for sure and it looked very similar to a warehouse. The inside however, where I could only access, was not too big of a room. I'm guessing that the rest of the space is for the tailoring production, while where I'm currently at is some type of showroom. Lockers everywhere, but the attire that was reserved for disciples like me, was within a locker that was very close to the lady.

*Slap* I decided to slap the mommy looking lady that had her back turned against me.

Her butt was a chunker, and her towering figure was simply too alluring. Yes, she was a giant, and probably three meters in height. A mommy for sure, and a dangerous and hot looking one for sure. I would die for sure, but to die after seeing those milkers of hers right in front of me, would definitely be worth it.

Cough Cough, what am I even saying. I think that was just my little brother talking, hehe… The real reason I slapped her butt was only to see if sexual reactions was a thing in this world. If it is… And if she's someone that dislikes that… Oh no, what have I done… Nah, she looked at my abs and face with the lusting fire in her eyes that she isn't aware of.

"Ouch, why did you slap me? Have I done something wrong while I provided you my service?" The lady turned her head to look at me in confusion, but I could clearly see a light blush on her cheeks. Yep, she was in heat.

"Huh? Why is my PP active…? I'm not even cultivating…" The lady muttered right after questioning me, because she was able to feel that her PP was being restricted by her clothing.

"Is it bad. Did I do something wrong?" I acted as if I was panicking, but deep down I knew what was happening to her.

"I'm not sure… It doesn't hurt however, so perhaps I might have done something wrong yesterday while I was cultivating.

"Hmm… Can I? I think it's actually me…" My hand was in front of the lady's huge milkers, ready to touch them as I spoke. Deep down I was laughing, and also surprised by the fact that people didn't f*ck when they had the organs that reacted the same way to touch.

"Sure, it is something new, and the problem simply can't be left like that…" The lady gave me her consent.

Muahahaha! I struck rich! A world where sexual pleasure isn't a thing?! Ahahaha! I'm going to be the Einstein or perhaps the Columbus of this world. This is amazing!

With my eyes widening a bit from the ecstasy inside my mind, and a small grin appearing on my face, I slipped my hands through the gap of the robe that couldn't cover the lady's chest entirely. The melons… The melons were mine to hold! And only mine! Muahaha! Okay, maybe I sound a bit too evil… Anyway, merry christmas!

"Ahh~" The lady moaned after I held her melons and played with her cherries.

Muhahaha! This world shall know me! A true legend! The PP Slayer 42069! I will be unstoppable, and will conquer everything!

Cough Cough, okay, that's a bit too arrogant…