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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

Sir_WendoS · Fantasi Timur
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A nightmare...

Sigh…

It seems that those demons didn't want to listen to what I had to offer, because they actually left me here all alone, in this endless white space.

Maybe they just don't have the ability to listen… Or perhaps, they might be discussing the benefits of my offer right at this very moment.

I mean… It's a great offer, isn't it? To teach them how to be addicted to beating the meat, in exchange for sparing my life, and in exchange for some b*tches. Pretty good deal I'd say. There is no way they would decline…

Ah, shoot… It seems that I was completely wrong.

How do I know that I was wrong?

Well… Not even five minutes later after my generous offer, the four demons showed up again. The thing is that they didn't show up in my sights or in my hearing or any other natural senses. Because if they did, I would've probably been dead already.

Why? Well, you see… The reason why I knew about them reappearing, was all thanks to my luck tingle. Due to it, I was able to sense an incoming danger, and was also able to evade that danger in time. Of course, I knew that the attacks might not be from the demons that I saw earlier, and that I was just racist...

I do believe that it is theirs though. Even if it's not, what does it even matter?

They're demons. They're the worst! Obviously, they would be the ones to always attack, right?

Anyway, what matters is th-

"!!"

Another close call…

I wasn't sure what type of attacks the demons were throwing at me, because I wasn't able to spot any of them. It's all thanks to my luck tingle that I was able to see their attacks. It's better to say that

I felt the attack coming my way. No, actually, I felt the warning of Lady Luck, about an attack that was coming my way. It's a very useful ability I'd say, but one that needs a lot of practice in order to be all coordinated. All in all, thank you for the help Lady Luck. How would I have been able to live a decent life without your help…

"Ah!"

Indeed, I was right. My coordination is bad, and with my mind's reaction time, I am sure that I wouldn't be able to evade in time, even if I had a perfect mind-body coordination.

As a result of my skills not being perfect, I got stabbed through my stomach.

Do my enemies have a stomach fetish or something?

Like… Why do I always have to receive a sudden and unexpected attack that successfully penetrates through my stomach?!

Well, at least I now know what type of attack it was…

It was some type of barely discernible knife, which appears out of nowhere, and aims for me. I was only able to catch a glimpse of it, before it penetrated right through my stomach with the speed similar to that of a dart.

The knife is a solid that is formed by the compression of that black gas, is what I'm guessing… And, because it is more of a gas, the reason why it was simply fast and barely visible, should be quite self explanatory already. It was an ultimate weapon that is made by the body. Similar to my coom that is made by my Ultimate PP, isn't it? Hehehe…

"You're weak…"

Honestly, there was no reason for me to be so carefree inside my mind. But, I just like talking to you, so, I still felt a bit happy, even with the small hole in my belly.

Nonetheless, although I was cheerful, it didn't mean that I wasn't suffering. Surely, I was suffering, and at the moment, I was actually on all my fours, with blood dripping right under me.

Anyway… It seems that one of the demons made the decision to come and talk to me. Perhaps that one demon was all of them that were simply gathered into one figure, because all of the other figures except the one in front of me, had disappeared.

Sigh… I apologize for the lack of detailed explanation. I'm completely oblivious about such magic, you see…

"Of course I'm weak, you idiot. I'm nothing but a newborn…" I spouted lies and bluffs before the demon came closer to me, which honestly, were not even lies in a way.

"Newborn or not, you are not worthy. Too soft…" The demon in front of me uttered as a reply to what I had said.

Not too long after his or her words, I could see a change happening to my surroundings again. However, this time, it wasn't the surroundings that were changing, but in fact, it was my view. My body wasn't even moving, yet, I was able to see what was above me.

'Oh wait… Is that my, back?' I finally realized. My head was cut off by the demon, which became apparent to me because of the fact that I wasn't intact with my body any longer, and the fact that the demon's arm had the shape of a blade.

'Why am I so calm? I just got killed, didn't I? Damn it…'

*Gasp*

All of a sudden, without any reason, and without knowing why and how, I gasped for air as I woke up with a look that was full of shock and confusion. I wasn't dead, and was actually lying in a pool of pussey juice. I had been dreaming, or perhaps, I had been summoned back. But I was killed though. So, it's probably the prior.

"Phew…"

After thinking about it, I was glad that that strange place was nothing but some sort of test. To think that there are far more terrifying beings than the monster form of Leslie. This world is truly a terrifying one, but thankfully, I'm lucky enough to actually have some fun within such a terrifying reality.

"What was that just now? Who are those demons?" I proceeded to ask the four hooded figures that were still around me. I had already calmed down my breath, and there was no better time to ask, since I was sure that the four figures around me were also going ask me some questions.

I needed to be aware of everything before I was about to answer their questions, hence why, I had made sure to be the one to ask the first question.

Oh readers, give me strength to write enough chapters so I can finally upload regularly again on april!!

Ahhhhhh!!!

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