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My Normal Life In Teyvat

Uhm... this is synposis, by webnovel's words it is supposed to "attract" readers, but y'know... I am lazy. Oh, and also don't expect much, I am on my hiatus after all (since 2022 summer)

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Basically, go away from me

Seven and half years went past by since then any not so many things changed, but they were my everyday life, as well some good news

With message, [You have reached total of 300% mastery due to prolonged use of metamorphosis] and with that message I got all my slots unlocked after that, yet I didn't use them for anything yet, I kept them for emergency.

After two and half years I got kicked out of Akademiya on my last days and I am not an official graduate from it, but I think of myself as one, While I in the last year meet up with Kaveh and Alhaitaham more often and we became somewhat a good friends

But now as I was nanny I couldn't go to Inazuma often due to shame not graduating from Akademiya and so, I became an official home runaway, well, I guess mom would be angry as hell, but she would understand me skipping all classes and getting kicked out while she paid for all of them, right?

Well, that's why I became a full time nanny till half a year ago, I retired when Klee became 10 years old, "It's not as if I didn't wanted to, it's just that I prefer her seeing the world herself, and not with just my help..."

Alice came to meet up with Klee once in a while, she seemed like a good person, but... "Why did she had to scold me for giving 'bad habits' to my little Klee?" I shrugged, "Now she is bombing terrorist and tea addict, while also she thinks of me more like of her father...?"

I sighed and slept on counter while I was in Angel's share, "One more tea/wine!" x2 I and seemingly young man? looked at each other and looked away after that. He had black hair with two ponytails with greenish blue hue of color on the ends, and green and white outfit, "I never saw you in Mondstadt often until now..." I said as I got tea and sipped it

"Heh, drinking calmly tea like that reminded me of someone I know for a long time." He said took a 'SMALL' sip from the wine and gulped down half of them bottle in one go

"Winds are gathering, seems like today will be storm..." I said and he looked at me, "My name is Helliot, yours?" He looked at the bottle of wine like at his first and last love and after while he said, "Venti" as he said, he finished his bottle in another go

'Venti? That legendary rumored bard drunkard who has no money?' I smile wryly and sighed, "Then it explains why you're here..."

He looked at me while ordering another bottle of wine, "..." He didn't say anything and started drinking again not answering to me

Half an hour later he was on ground while dancing in sleep and laughing like madman, "reeking with alcohol as bonus I guess?" I laughed nervously

Venti got barely somehow up while his legs were shaking a lot, he hugged by my waist, "You're such a good man, you didn't hate, please be my boyfriend~" I tried to push him off from me, "The fuck man, he get off me, I am not gay, I like women with boobs, you hear me? BOOBS!"

He didn't listen to me at all, "So you say you don't love me~?" I tried shake him off my leg while swinging it side to side, "SHUT UP, DON'T ACT LIKE A WOMAN RIGHT NOW!"

"Ehehehehe~" He was on my leg as if he was glued to it, "C'mon man..." I sighed and put a sack of mora on table while paying the bills. I walked out of angel's share while it was still day which made me embarrased, yet it was dark outside due to amount of clouds

I walked while that drunkard was on my leg, "This idiot... I keep shaking him off, i hit him with my fists and legs, yet nothing, I even kicked the wall with him on me, he's made of concrete because he drank stone wine or what?"

Running out of mondstadt I thought, "There must be a limit to his endurance how long he can hold onto it, right?" I jumped really high and landed down while smashing him on the ground, "If you will get off me, I will pay next wine bills for you!"

"Really?" He got into sense really fast and looked at me with puppy face, "Yes, now go off me." Venti listened and I said, "You're really a walking nuisance, y'know..."

He looked at me and sticked his tongue out, "Womp~ womp~" I got stunned for a second, "womp... womp...?" my eyebrow twitched and hit his head while dropping a small bag full of mora, I said, "There's around hundred thousand mora inside of it, that should be enough for four or five times for angels share if you will drink the same amount."

I sighed and walked away, but suddenly I felt a grip of hand on my leg and slowly looked around, Venti looked away a bit, "But... but that's only enough for half a day at best..."

"Ha- half a day? HOW THE HELL DO YOUR KIDNEYS ARE EVEN ALIVE AT THIS POINT?" I screamed and shook my leg off his hand and threw another bag of mora, "Now there you go, go drink and don't return to me..."

As I tried walking away again I got stopped... yes, again, "Uhm..." I stopped and didn't say anything while not even wanting to look around at him, 'Please... leave me alone...' Venti spoke, "Can you help me with something?"

"Help?" I said, and he replied, "Yeah... can you help me wit-" faster than ever I interrupted, "Never."

"Huh? Why?" Venti said and I replied back, "Intuition, y'know. Gays always have something strange on their mind, so basically, go away from me..."

After saying that, I understood that it is perfect moment, I used shunpo and ran away, "Finally I got away... I hope I will never meet him ever again."