My big sis

So yh, I have no idea when or how she showed up but she did. Maybe the stork brought her or mother earth spat her out but all I know is I woke up one day and she was there. 'This is your big sis' they said.

Anyway I don't really care how she got there but she's my big sis and that's all that matters. She practically taught me the basics. 'After you shit, wipe like this. Do it on your own next time.'. 'Start at your head and finish at your toes when I bath, like this.'. 'If you want to whistle pucker your lips and blow, like this.'

Granted that last part took me a while. I kept blowing inwards instead of outwards. Still works just too tiring. She later told me she meant I should blow outwards instead not in.

The bathing part too she always puts the sponge on her head to allow the shower wash it all off completely. She should have told me. I put it on my face and I nearly died.Technically, indirectly she almost killed me with that one.

We fought so many times I can't even count but I later learnt that's how it was. Ur big sis, you wanna kill her but you just don't, or in my case couldn't cos she was bigger and stronger than me at that time.

Scary when she got angry too.

Now she's married with three beautiful kids. love em to death those kids.