1: Reincarnated As A Brothel's Owner

Haaah!

Li Fei gasped a long breath as he woke up in a soft bed. As his blurry sight became clear, he found himself inside a luxurious-looking room which was ornamented with delicate sculpture on the ceiling.

Slowly, the pristine Spring morning air and the sounds of chirping birds heightened his senses.

"Uh… Where am I?"

Upon recollecting his mind, Li Fei finally remembered what happened to him a day prior, or at least, according to his sense of time. In reality, his soul has been reincarnated to this withered body the moment he died.

'I only remembered that crazy bitch forced me to drink a brand new liquor and I passed out for good! From the taste, ah! I can't remember the rest, was that a poison?'

A sharp and long noises resounded in his head. It felt like somebody just hit him right on the head with a huge bludgeon.

Suddenly, a notification noise rang aloud in his head.

[Soul: Li Fei, has been reincarnated successfully]

[Installing the system…]

[Brothel System has been installed!]

[Vessel's Name: Master Peng Lao]

[Title: The House of Phoenixes' Owner]

[Cultivation Stage: Third Stage Body Foundation]

[Cultivation Path: Divine Yin Yang Unification]

[Alchemy Rank: Fourth Revolution Alchemist]

[Divine Yin Yang Unification Scripture has been bestowed upon you.]

[Heavenly Fire Refinement Scripture has been bestowed upon you.]

[Online Shop: Access Granted]

[Satisfaction Points: 0]

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[You have a new message!]

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[Use the Scripture to benefits the people around you and return the order of this world by teaching the people through Divine Yin Yang Unification]

[Satisfaction Points is a currency to allow you to buy Items, Cultivation Arts, Martial Techniques, Formation Arrays and many other things from the Heavenly Shop]

[You can obtain Satisfaction Points  

by raising your courtesans' cultivation stage, practicing Divine Yin Yang Unification, absorbing your clients happines through your courtesans who has been taught the way of Divine Yin Yang Unification. And many other deeds that would bring happiness to the people around you.]

[Tonight's Objective: Teach your courtesans the way of Divine Yin Yang Unification to save your Brothel from bankruptcy.]

[Punishment Upon Failing: Your 'mighty dragon' will not able to soar for the next 100 years!]

Afterward, Li Fei stream of endless information from Peng Lao's memories flooded his mind.

Peng Lao was a renowned Nascent Realm Cultivator and prestigious Alchemist in his prime. However, Peng Lao was poisoned by his business rival and his cultivation was degraded to a mere Third Stage Body Refining Realm! His manhood was also severely reduced and became of eunuch for the last decade because of that wretched poison.

However, after Li Fei's soul entered Master Peng Lao's body, the God lifted the cursed poison and allow Li Fei to cultivate by using Peng Lao's body as his vessel and regained his manhood.

"Eh?" Li Fei rummaged what was underneath the wool blanket. "Hold on a minute, my 'morning wood' was never got this big before."

Curious, Li Fei took a little peek under his blanket and he immediately covered his crotch.

"Watdafak was that? 16 inches? Is this for real? No way, this must be a dream!" Li Fei pinched his cheek and felt the stinging pain.

"Ouch! This is not a dream, for sure! Am I in afterlife? Hold up, wait minute, something's ain't right. Don't tell me that I am just reincarnated to another world. Hehehe." 

Li Fei was elated, his imagination began to running wild, hoping that he was reincarnated into a super-handsome young lord or an overpowered villain like in many reincarnation novels.

''Hmm. According to the memory of this body, I am a Brothel's owner of Yunhai City's Red Light District in the Yu Kingdom, Rank 1 Affiliated Kindom under the Yue Empire. Welp, not a very respectable occupation but I think that's my karma given my previous job as a male escort. Sigh, at least, please give me a good head between my shoulders."

Li Fei saw a small bronze mirror on the table and grabbed it. He closed his eyes as he took a deep breath. "Please God, please!"

He then slowly opened his eyes and was scared to death upon seeing his reflection. He hurled the mirror onto the wall.

"Aaahh!"

Li Fei shrieked aloud after he saw the gray, wrinkled skin that looked like a zombie. His face was so ugly as if his skin was directly plastered onto his skull. His whole body was also in the same condition except his 'mighty dragon' which was ready to soar into the sky.

After that commotion, the door was opened by a gorgeous a lady in her late twenties. She was wearing a delicate cerulean dress which accentuated her curvy, voluptuous body. Her pretty angular face was nothing that Li Fei had ever seen, as an earthling, Aylan was a Goddess's embodiment. He immediately adored her feature especially the beauty mark under her left eye which adds up to her overall beauty.

Her obsidian-like eyes sparkled as she saw her master awakened from his deep and long slumber.

Peng Lao's memory filled Li Fei's mind. She was Aylan, Peng Lao's top courtesans who had served in the House of Phoenixes, since she was coming to age and also the house-keeping manager in the establishment.

"Master Peng Lao!" Aylan's silky black hair waved beautifully like a stream of water as she trotted from the doorway. She then hugged her master sincerely. "You have awakened, at last! I thought there's no hope for you, boo-hoo." Tears began to flow on her pink-ish cheeks.

Li Fei couldn't withstand it when there's a lady crying in his embrace. He then opted to caressed her back to put Aylan at ease.

"There, there. I just had a nightmare, a very bad one at that."

Surprisingly, Li Fei could immediately assimilate himself with Peng Lao's mannerisms which very loving and caring to other people, especially to his courtesans.

"En! Wait here, I'll also call sister Yulan to help you change. Woah!"

Poor Aylan, although she was well-versed in this 'hospitality' business, her clumsiness still wouldn't get away, she tripped herself and landed on her master's lap, revealing the 'mighty dragon' that was ready to soar under his blanket.

"Kyaaaa!!!!"

Li Fei instinctively muffled her mouth before the neighbours had the wrong idea of what was happening in his room amidst the beautiful morning.

"Ssssh! Lower your voice."

Aylan, who was still shocked by her master's size, nodded amicably and finally calmed herself down.

Before long, Yulan, Aylan's twin sister heard the commotion upstairs and went straight to check it out. Alas, she also had the same reaction upon Master Peng Lao's 'mighty dragon'.

"Ah shit, here we go again." Li Fei quoted his favorite meme.

"Kyaaaa!!!" Yulan's screamed aloud and was even louder than her twin sister.