Where am I?

Hiro looked into a camera and said seriously "Where am I? I don't remember... I can only think of the last time we were together..." he seemed to be reminiscing as he smiled softly, adding "Everyone was happy at that time... But where was the next time we met? Where was the next step?"

He stood up and frowned "I can't remember... I cant remember where to go forward, I can't remember where I was supposed to be or go... I lost everything, friends... family..." his eyes teared up and he looked straight ahead, his eyes piercing through the screen as he added "All I remember is..."

He backed up and a curtain fell, revealing Gin cooking behind him with Zerotwo holding a sign that read 'Fish Head Memory soup' Hiro grinned and stretched out his hands, saying "I was eating Fish Head Memory Soup!"

He smiled and pointed to the plate, explaining "For those times you can't remember, don't be afraid! This soup will cure all your woes! With new and improved technology and scientific break throughs, we have created a dish that can be bought from your local mart! I dish that has all the medical properties AND taste!"

He waved and smiled "Just look at some of our satisfied customers!"

The scene changed and showed Senzaemon eating the soup before saying "Hey! This is pretty good!" before changing to Alice, who sipped the soup and shouted "I can remember all my history homework!"

She jumped on the table and shook her fist in victory but the scene was cut short as she opened her mouth.

The camera came back to Hiro, who smiled and said "So get out there and take back your lost memories! Remember! Your memories are what shapes you as a person, only you can have control over them!"

He grinned and spat out extremely quickly "19999 yen while supplies last, please hurry and buy them before time runs out."

The broadcast turned off and Soma tilted the giant camera down, asking "Does it really work?" Erina was standing next to him with a clipboard, waving "Who cares? Why are we doing this?!" Soma looked at her and replied "I thought it was your idea?"

Erina looked at him with her mouth wide open, she asked "Does this look like it was my idea?!" Soma looked at Hiro's grin, Senzaemon devouring the soup, Alice shouting on top of a table, Gin cooking something completely unrelated, Zerotwo holding up signs and laughing, and then turned his head to the other polar star students who were holding up heavy equipment.

He rubbed his chin before nodding and answering "Yeah. It does!" Erina's eyes twitched and she swatted at him with the clipboard. Soma chuckled and ran away, covering his head.

Hiro skipped over to Zerotwo and smiled "Hellllllllloo~" she rolled her beautiful eyes and said "What are you so happy about?" Hiro hugged her and grinned "This is the first chapter in months! Of course I'm happy!"

She pushed him away and said coldly "Then we don't have to act anymore." Hiro froze and almost started crying, Zerotwo looked at him before bursting out in laughter as she tackled him to the kitchen counter, kissing his lips and causing a scene.

The pot Gin was using was knocked to the ground and he looked at it before sighing. He looked at Hiro and Zerotwo before walking away, throwing his apron to the ground as he complained "Why me... The only single one. I have to be subjected to this?!"

The male students from Polar Star all gave him a thumbs up saying "Sensei, we know your pain." Gin clicked his tongue and said "Get out of here!"

They scurried around and bumped into each other before running away.

Hiro looked at Zerotwo and complained "You scared me!" while pouting, she giggled and kissed his lips, replying "Awe~ Poor baby~" Hiro pouted harder and nodded "Ah." she laughed and hugged him, humming to herself as she latched onto him.

He got up and she hung there from his neck as he walked away, acting as if she wasn't there.

Erina stopped chasing Soma and looked at Hiro, pointing at Zerotwo and saying "You have a-" Hiro looked confused and asked "A what?" Erina was speechless and shut her mouth, Hiro forgot about it and asked "Where are we supposed to be right now?"

Erina hummed and touched her chin with her finger, thinking.

Soma drove by on a mini train for kids, he had a stick of octopus jerky with avocado honey on it as he said "We're supposed to be on the train to the Promotion Exams." he waved a book that had the title 'Shokugeki No Soma: Promotion Exam Arc'

Hiro snatched the book and flipped through the pages, saying "I see!" Erina slapped the book out of his hands, shouting "That's cheating! I was about to guess!" Hiro clicked his tongue and replied "Blame your husband, not me. Jeez..."

Erina blushed and stammered "H-H-Husband?!" Zerotwo giggled and buried her face in Hiro's chest, shaking with laughter. Hiro pretended she wasn't there and scratched his neck, adding "Anyways..."

He looked around and shouted loudly "People! Let's go! I sent the commercial to the station!" They all walked over and Hiro knocked on the air behind him.

The fabric of reality shattered and the group was suddenly on a train. Hiro clapped his hands and smiled "Now that we're back, everyone get out of my room. No you cannot sleep with me, I have a wife. Yes, I understand I'm too handsome and you'll never love again. And finally, no. I'm not sorry about it."

They all gave him disdainful looks before walking out of Hiro's cabin, leaving.

Alice giggled at him, winking "Have fun, Uncle~!" Hiro waved his hand and chuckled "Shoo! Dumb girl." she giggled and skipped away, closing the door.

Hiro spoke to himself "I guess I'll just lay down face first on the bed as I always do." Zerotwo giggled and Hiro jumped in the air, belly flopping to the bed. Zerotwo spun him around and he slammed face first onto the floor as she landed on the bed, laughing happily.

Hiro stayed on the ground and Zerotwo looked at him, crawling to the edge of the bed. She chuckled "What are you doing?" Hiro's muffled voice responded to her "Waiting for a beautiful big boobed cutie to pick me up."

Zerotwo snorted "Keep waiting then! Hmph!" Hiro appeared next to her, rubbing her back as he smiled "What are you talking about? Haha. I meant let me give you a back massage, I think you heard wrong." she smirked and her eyes flowed with love before she hid it and snorted "You must've been talking about your mistress! Hmph!"

Hiro rubbed her legs and said seriously "Did I say back massage? I meant entire body massage."

Zerotwo pouted "Could it be you don't love me?"

Hiro slapped his forehead and said in shock "I can't believe my mouth! I meant entire spa day!" she looked at his 'shocked' look and laughed, hugging him and kissing his lips, rolling on the bed. Hiro smiled softly and hugged her tightly.

Glad he wasn't alone.