This sorry is a Comedy/Parody, don't take it too seriously, I'm only writing this to get my writing flow back. Asura Kichimoto, a real Genius of Konoha, sadly most people agree that it would be better if he didn't exist, as he is the greatest menace to the shinobi world.
The perfect scratch, does it truly exist?
When you have been working all day, shinobi clothing can surprisingly feel just like when you wear socks all day, and then at the end of the day you take them off and scratch your ankles... What a heavenly feeling.
That heavenly feeling is exactly what Asura Kichimoto is feeling right now!
"Ahhh!" A moan escaped his lips as his eyes almost reached the sky. The nails of his fingers furiously scratching the lower part of his back, suddenly his hands fell down and he started scratching his butt cheeks.
After a hard day's work, in these shinobi clothes, that feel no different than big socks for his whole body, there no better feeling than scratching your lower back and butt.
As Asura was enjoying the feeling of scratching his butt, all higher ups of Konoha was staring with wide eyes and agape mouths, it took a second before they could even react.
"ASURA, IT'S YOU AGAIN, YOU DISGRACEFUL BRAT!" Danzo, one of the roots of Konoha village stood up and shouted angrily while slamming his hands on the table.
Everyone was looking at a 14 year old shinobi with a white haori. He has brown hair and a kind but handsome face.
"Ah... Right... Sorry sorry, take no offence I'm just a bit inexperienced with all these formal things, continue what you were saying Hokage-sama!" Asura said kindly, as one of his hands rose from his backside and waved to the hokage to continue, while his other hand was still working hard to scratch the itchiness.
The hokage was awkwardly smiling, but it was very obvious form his twitching eyes that he was not pleased.
Asura Kichimoto...
Ever since Konoha was established, the younger generation produced supreme geniuses, that stood above every one else during their generation.
Although Konoha had many geniuses, this supreme type was a click above even those normal geniuses.
The first genius Konoha produced after its establishment was Hiruzen Sarutobi, the student of the second Hokage.
Then it produced Orochimaru, the student of Hiruzen.
Then it produced Minato, student of another student of Hiruzen.
Then it produced Kakashi Hatake, a student of Minato.
Then it produced Itachi, a genius form the Uchiha clan.
All of them were talents that could shake their own generation, names that could imprint themselves into the annals of history.
Weirdly enough, right now, Asura was scratching right beside another type of Annal that has nothing to do with history.
Hiruzen was very exasperated thanks to Asura. This young man was such a genius that could be put in the same sentence as those above... But the problem was his personality, it was as if there was something horribly wrong with the way his brain functioned.
Hiruzen had three student, all of which were geniuses in their own right.
However, it was Jiraiya that made Hiruzen gray haired, because that student of his had a never seen before talent in pervy matters.
And at that time, Hiruze thought that Jiraiya would be the oddest personality he would ever stumble upon during his short stay in life. Sadly, at his point, Hiruzen realised that he had stayed alive a bit too long, because he had met Asura.
The Third Hokage slowly turned his sight to Danzo, an old friend, and slowly regret started filling his heart.
More than ten years ago, Danzo had asked for permission to take in Asura into his secret organisation and train him... At that time, Hiruzen adamantly refused, not wanting the future pillar of Konoha to turn into a mindless weapon...
But looking at the situation right now, Hiruzen regrets it... For the first time, he agrees with Danzo's darker... Philosophies. It would be better for Konoha if Asura was a mindless weapon.
"Sigh... Asura-kun... Please focus, we need to find a resolve to the trouble that has... Occured." Hiruzen, the third Hokage said in a tired tone.
'Trouble which was caused thanks to Asura.' everyone added in their minds.
"Ah, are you talking about that thing, don't worry about it, I'm sure it is fine." Asura assured them with a thumbs up and a bright smile that could put even the greatest of heroes to shame.
"..."
Danzo seemed to seathe in his place as his blood started boiling.
"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, WHO TOLD YOU TO KIDNAPP THE DUAGHTER OF THE KAZEKAGE!" Danzo couldn't stop himself from shouting.
"Tsk." Asura got annoyed by the loud voice.
He came to realise that real life was totally different from anime. In his previous life, Danzo was portrayed as calm, silent, mystical character with self disciple to plan in the dark for ages before putting his plans to motion.
But Asura realised that all of it was false, Danzo was like a 3 year old child that shouted whenever they met, he couldn't control his emotions at all. 'What kind of shinobi is this?' Asura taught to himself in despise as he looked at the shouting old fool.
'What kind of shinobi is this?' is exactly what everyone else was also thinking as hey looked at Asura.
What Asura wasn't aware of, was that Danzo was indeed a man of self-discipline, emotional control, self awareness sprinkled with a mystical aura. However it was Asura's shaneigans through the years that had truly pushed the old man beyond his capabilities and made him loose control of himself whenever he spotted Asura
"It wasn't my fault! She misunderstood my intentions and attacked me while I was on my mission, and I got annoyed and beat her up! She lost conscious and I couldn't just leave the Kazakage's daughter out in nowhere..."
Asura explained himself as he saw everyone looking at him with annoyance.
"I also thought that she would be a good hostage to exchange a few good things with their kage." Asura admitted as he turned his face slightly, realising that he might have indeed done a bit wrong by tying up the sand Kage's daughter and bringing her here.
"You also... harassed her..." The hokage stopped himself from uttering the words 'sexually harassed.'
"It wasn't like that, old man, I already told you, she was moving about as I carried her, and my hand accidentally climbed a mountain or two trying to stabilise her..." Asura sighed.
"None the less... You are in the wrong." Hiruzen said... Barely having the energy to keep up the dialogue with Asura.
"BRAT, WHO ARE YOU TO KIDNAP THE SAND PRINCESS?! WE ARE IN A PEACE TREATY, WHY WOULD YOU EVRER THINK OF USING HER AS A HOSTAGE TO GET BENEFITS FROM SUNA???!" Another elder stood up shouting, as a vein almost popped on her forehead.
Asura scratched his head, but as he remembered where his hand had been earlier, he slowly put down his hand form his head.
Looking around, even the Jonins who had experienced countless life and death situations, felt exasperated...
The worst part was .. this wasn't he first time Asura had kidnapped a princess to bargain with other people in the name of Konoha's prosperity.... At that time it was only a small country's princess and it was easily resolved...
But this time it's one for the five major shinobi villages, if Konoha enters battle with them, without a doubt, other villages will also join the frey.
This was a very delicate matter.
Asura smiled awkwardly, at the time he genuinely thought it was a good idea to use a kage's daughter as a bargain ship to get benefits.
Seing his face, Hiruzen sighed once more... This was the worst part of it all, Asura didn't have bad intentions. If he did, it would be much easier to handle it.
"Since you were late to the meeting, we already have decided on a course of action. The head of the Nara Clan stepped forward and said.
"Oh, that was fast, good on you!" Asura was happy he missed all he boring stuff.
Nara Shikaku, head of the Nara clan grinned slightly at Asura's words.
"Since you caused all of this, you will be he one to bring back young Temeri to her village, and it will be your mission to make sure that the Kazekage doesn't start a war." Shikaku said.
Seing the face of Ausua brought a sense of relief to everyone at the meeting.
To see this shameless character look like he swallowed a fly... It didn't make everything worth it but it did remove 1 percent for their frustrations towards him.
"No!" Asura refused
"Yes!" Hokage said.
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Before you blame me for not finishing Fist fo Haki... Let me tell you that writers block is a serious thing, no wonder some authors struggle with it for years.
I'm at the last arc, but no matter how iw rite it, I can't get the ending I want, I have to rewrite it eveytime.
So to change the pace, I will release this one just for fun.
I won't finish this, not do I have further plans for this, I will simply release a few chapters for comedy and relief, trying to get tnt wiring flow back.
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