Chapter 2 Friend?

AHHHHHH!! I'm so close to pissing myself!!

Control yourself, Lenard! It's right around the corner!!

Running down the corridor, I reached the eerie and deserted hallway.

Really? Why did the school have to look so spooky without the kids?!!

"Meh! Ghosts don't attack when you're peeing, I will deal with it after I empty my tank!!"

"Ah~ That was fulfilling!"

Walking out the washroom, I smile contented, completely forgetting the spooky hallway.

It seems more tame when your bladder isn't about to burst, I guess!

"HEY! LET ME GO!! SOME ONE HELPP!!! ANYBODY!!! HELPP!!"

Jerking up at the sudden sound, I let out a scream of my own.

"WAH!"

Touching my chest, I look around to find out where the sound came from.

"The science prep room?"

Oh! Come on! I ain't going there! People who head towards screams are the first to die in a horror movie but... it's evening! Are we sure it's a ghost?!

I feel nervous, with my hands clenching unconsciously.

I had two options right now: Either walk away and call for another or enter the room myself.

It is a ghost then the first option is the best! But if my the slimmest possibility a student needs help....

*Slap* Slapping myself, I dash towards the science prep room.

"I'm speed! I can outrun the ghost cause... I'm speed!"

Opening the door, I rush inside and jump at the first thing I see.

Yeah~ I know~

Why would I jump at it if I decided to run from the ghost?! But you need to understand, I was under a lot of pressure back there.

Getting up, I look around and find a half naked girl on the table and a guy under me in a really risque position.

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?!!

Standing up, I look at the boy who groans and stands up.

"You! YOU!"

"ME?! Look dude, I'm a pacifist!"

In his rage, he dashes at me and punches me, which I dodge cause the guy was already wobbling on his legs, with blood running down his head.

Damn! Did I hit his head?! Though why the hell are there glass shards?

As I was distracted mid-fight, I got what I deserved. A fist to my face.

"Ow!"

After getting hit, I gave up the pacifist approach.

Throwing a punch at him, I realized something. I'm not cut out for fighting!

Blocking my fist, he hits again. Feeling iron in my mouth, I take a simpler approach.

I headbutt him. *Crack* I hear a breaking noise as my head hits him right in the face.

Wobbling a few steps back, he holds his nose as blood flows out of it and points at me.

"Yo-" *Bang*

Yeah, I'm not kind enough to wait around and lose my chance.

I punch him, knocking him out cold.

Wincing, I shake my hand and feel pain in my jaw.

"Damn, he had a mean fist."

Turning around, I look at the girl, who looks back.

Who was she again? AH! Silver hair, blue eyes?.... Yep, still don't know her.

What do I do?

We both keep looking at each other, I can see her fist clenched tightly, still shaking ever so lightly.

*Click* Clicking my fingers, I point both of my index fingers at her.

"Hey, take your exhibitionism somewhere else, lady!"

Another awkward time prevails as she covers her chest tightly, pulling up her jeans that were almost removed.

Sighing, I take off my sweater and throw it at her from a distance. She picks it up and wears it to make up for the torn shirt.

I had noticed broken glasses on the floor and the injury on his head, probably meant that silver hair here, threw chemicals at him.

Not wanting a chemical thrown at me, I keep my distance.

"Yo! Silver hair."

At my call, she turns at me, still a bit cautious.

"Can you pass me the phone?.. It's kinda in the front pocket of the sweater."

Yeah, I should have taken it out before throwing it!

Nodding her head like a frightened kitten, she inserted her hands in my sweater pockets, only to scrunch up her face while taking out her hand.

Yeah, I was lying. My phone is in my pant pockets. I keep slime in my sweater pocket. Don't know why!

I thought that maybe I could use it someday. And this is that exact moment! I unlidded the bottle containing slime before throwing the sweater.

I mean the best way to fight fear is with angry!

Looking at her hands covered with green slime, she shanks it towards me, throwing slime at me.

"WOAH! Calm down! This is my favorite shirt, silver hair!!"

Holding my hands out, I dodge the slime while calming her down.

She's still a bit shaken but it's better than before. It will take some time and therapy but she will be back to normal soon.

Smiling, I point at the fainted body and gesture her to move closer.

Seemingly afraid of me, she still follows me.

As we're a few steps away, I raise my leg and kick the fainted boy in the nuts, causing me to wince.

Yeah, I still felt the pain.

"Pffttt!"

I heard a small laughter but it disappeared as soon as I looked at her.

Moving back, I gesture her to do the same.

Nodding her head, she takes a deep breath and starts mercilessly bashing his nether regions.

I wanted to stop her but I was too busy protecting my nether regions! I mean I didn't want to get hit with those high heels!!

After kicking it a few more times, she calms down or more likely, tires out and stops.

Sighing, I move closer to her but still keeping my distance.

Taking out my phone, I hold it out towards her.

"Call your parents or something. I will call the police after tha-"

At the mention of parents, she rushes at me and takes away the phone.

Quickly dialing something, she calls somebody. Probably her parents!

Sighing, I lean against a table and rest my muscles. Even I was tensed during this situation, I never had such an experience before.

Sure, I watched movies and picked up a few things but I never thought it could be this scary. I wanted to run away when I first got hit.

I know I will cry tonight in bed as I remember the fight. I never have been through a fight after all!

*Clank*

"Mom? *Sniff*"

The girl didn't cry until now but as soon as the call connected she started sniffing.

She's probably relaxed now!

[Fel, darling, what's wrong?]

"Mo-*Sniff*-m, can you pick me up?"

[I will be right there! Just wait for me!!]

"Yes, *Sniff* I will be waiting!"

*Clank* Cutting off the phone, she hands it back to me.

My expression twists in disgust as I take it back.

I forgot her hands were covered with slime.

"Pfft!"

Hearing a small laugh from my side, I look up. She was holding her mouth as she smiled at me but... tears still kept running down her cheeks.

"You could have talked longer?"

Shaking her head denial, she says.

"No, I'm fine. I will call her using my phone."

Saying that she removes her phone from her pocket.

If she had a phone, why the hell did she take mine? Was it revenge for the slime?!

"Umm, I will call the police! You can wear his clothes if you feel a bit.... cold!"

She shivers as she looks at him and shakes her head.

"I'm fine."

Nodding my head, I decide to sacrifice myself.

.....

A few minutes later, the first person on the scene is her mom.

Entering the room, she dashed at me and punched me in the face.

*Bang* "OW!"

Readying her fist again, I run and hide behind the silver hair.

"Wait, why are you hitting me?"

"You dare ask that?!"

Well, to tell the truth, her reaction is completely normal. I would do the same if I saw a guy in his underwear... only.

Yeah, when I said I would sacrifice myself. I gave my t-shirt and baggy pants to silver hair. People usually want to cover themselves more after such an incident!

"Mom, stop! He's...."

Looking at me, silver hair pauses for a minute.

"Say something!! Ungrateful brat!!"

She took too much time so I had to speak up.

Still hiding behind the silver hair, I explained the situation to mom silver hair.

"So you saved her?"

I nod my head when she points at me.

"And these are your clothes?"

I nod my head again as she points at silver hair wearing a sweater over baggy shirt and my pants over her pants.

I understand the shirt but.... I don't know why she asked for my pants when she already had one. That looks horrible! Just look at her! It's like she has steel pipes for legs!

"Why would you give your pants? It looks horrible, just like steel pipes!"

"A comrade?!"

Screaming that, I come out from my 'cover' and spread my arms to hug a comrade.

But she raises her fist and an eyebrow which is enough to stop me.

Soon, police arrived and I sigh.

Why did I sigh? Cause I knew what would happen next!

*Tak* The police removed a small metal rod and swung it. It increased in length and there you had a police baton ready to use.

*Bang* Too bad, I was the receiver!

I mean if I saw a naked guy in only his underwear, spreading his arms open towards a grown woman, I would do the same.

Though this hit hard. I feel to the ground and the surroundings started to blur.

Yep, this is how I isekai!

...

Groaning, I wake up and look at my surroundings.

I'm currently inside the school infirmary, with police standing outside the room and new clothes kept beside me.

I can't see them since the door is closed but I can hear all the racket they are causing.

"I liked that shirt!"

Saying that, I wear the new clothes, which was basically a yellow shirt with radium lines over it and baggy shorts. Yeah, I look worse than before!

And I thought I had a bad fashion sense. Though this is comfortable. Maybe I should buy some for myself.

"Oh! You're awake."

The door opens and a strict looking man enters the infirmary.

"I guess."

Shrugging my shoulders, I answer him.

"George Stacy, Commissioner of NYPD!"

Introducing himself, he raises his hand towards me.

Gripping his hand, I introduce myself too.

"Lenard Green, high schooler!"

I mean that's my resume right there! That's all I know about myself!

Nodding his head, George lets go of my hand.

"You did a good thing today!"

"Umm, does the Commissioner always show up for such cases?"

"No!"

And? Don't leave me hanging!!

"You don't need to know more!"

Understanding my confusion, he says that and one-sidedly closes the conversation.

Nodding my head at him, I pocket my hands and swing my body forward and back.

I don't have anything to do and this atmosphere is killing me.

Turning around, George heads to the door.

Why the fuck did he come here for?!!

Stopping right before the door, he looks over his shoulders and says one sentence.

"You can go home now!"

Though the sentence said it like it was a permission, the tone made it seem like he ordered me to go home.

*Tak* Slamming my leg down, I salute him.

"Yes, sir!"

Shaking his head, he walks away.

As soon as he leaves, I cover my face with my hands.

I shouldn't have saluted him! Why the fuck did I salute?!!

Shaking my head, I escape from there.

It seems silver hair and her mom already left!

Walking down the road to my house, I feel pain from my left cheek.

The cold air blowing against it, just made it worse.

Looking up in the sky, I smiled.

"Ha~ In the end, I never got the name of silver hair!

Meh! Tomorrow for sure, I will make a friend!"