You call this a shop!? Why don't you just rob me? Seriously!!

"I guess I'll just check the Akashic Records Shop." He muttered.

He then pressed the shop button on his UI.

[Welcome! Please peruse at your leisure! The Akashic Records shop has infinite stock!]

[Available Points: 30,569 Points]

He checked the tabs available to him.

[Recommended] [Hot Items] [Search] [Browse] [Filter]

[Congratulations on unlocking the Akashic Records Shop! To celebrate, your first purchase will be been granted a 99% off discount! Have fun browsing!]

[Congratulations! You have completed a mission with an SSS(Perfect) Evaluation! Just for today every single item we have is 50% off!]

"Why am I being bombarded with ads..." He said as he put his palms on his face.

He then pressed the Browse tab.

[Random Assortments of Items are filling up the shop page.]

[Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi - is a legendary Japanese sword and one of three Imperial Regalia of Japan. It was originally called Ame-no-Murakumo-no-Tsurugi(Heavenly Sword of Gathering Clouds). but its name was later changed to the more popular Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi ("Grass-Cutting Sword"). In folklore, the sword represents the virtue of valor.]

[Price: 10,000 Points. (Unable to buy. You already Have one.)]

Yamato's neutral expression twithced slightly at this.

[Heaven's Legend Title - Your character immediately gets the title in game, without progging the ultimate raid. Flex on them scrubs cuh. Even though someone else progged for you.]

[Price: 500$ or 5 points (P*ypal Only)]

Yamato raised his eyebrows, "What the fuck? A game item? The fuck!? What game even is this?"

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Yamato facepalmed and sighed as he stared at the next item completely ignoring it.

[Radioactive Spider Venom - A vial filled with the toxins that turned Peter Parker into spiderman.]

[Price - 5000 Points]

Yamato smiled, "Finally something useful. But I'm going to browse further." He said as he pressed the Hot Items Tab.

[Akasha, The Root - Get your very own nerfed version of the Akashic Records. Contains only the records for the Nasuverse. Which is the source of all events and phenomena in the Nasuverse. Existing outside of time, it stores and archives information of all possibilities and events, past, present, and future, of the world. It is the place from where all souls, including those of Heroic Spirits recorded on the Throne of Heroes, originate from and to where they return after death.]

Yamato narrowed his eyes as he stared the astronomical price. "Fuck you." He said simply. And looked below.

[Seed of Yggdrasil - Grow your very own Tree of the Nine realms at your backyard!]

"Nope." He said simply.

He immediately ignored the rest of the dexcription for the sake of his own sanity. He even ignored the price that contained an innumerable amount of zeroes.

[Belle Delphine Bathwater - Used Bathwater. Sought after by Many Divine beings, Mythological creatures and Demons alike.]

[Price: 30 Points (1 per customer.)]

"Excuse you!? What the hell are they spending their points for!?"

He said, almost breaking down from the sheer stupidity of it all.

[Mt. Olympus - Get your very own version of the Greek Pantheon! Can be shrunk down or sent to an alternate space.]

"God... why are these things popular!? Who the fuck buys these kinds of shit!? Why the hell is the bathwater more popular!?" Yamato sighed in complete exasperation.

[Striped Panties - Worn by the most classic of heroines.]

[Price - 50 Points]

"Oi!"

He said as he stared at the price.

"Why the hell is this popular!?"

He coudn't bear the stupidity of the Hot Items page he pressed the Recommended tab.

[Divine Pill of Gathering Heavens and Primordial Origin - Turns your vessel into the most perfect form. The most sought after pill for perfect cultivation. You will have no setbacks during breakthroughs. Grants you primordial level talent to comprehend all forms of martial arts. Opens all your vein openings and turns your veins into the Heaveny Primordial Origin Veins. However the only setback is those who could not withstand the sheer purity of this pill dies and gets erased from existence entirely. Lethality Rate 99.99%]

[Price: 10,000 Points(Can only consume once.)]

[Boosted Gear - Issei's Sacred Gear and main weapon, among all the original 13 Longinus, which holds the Welsh Dragon, Ddraig's soul, making it a Mid-Tier Longinus. A left-handed red gauntlet that doubles his powers every 10 seconds until you reach your limit.]

[Price: 20,000 Points]

[Sword of Rupture, Ea - is the most powerful Noble Phantasm contained in the Gate of Babylon and the pinnacle of all those used by Servants. It is a sword only Gilgamesh possesses, a unique existence that can only be possessed by him, that is suited only for a ruler's use and makes him transcendent. User limitation removed.]

[Price: 50,000 Points]

[Star Platinum - is a close-range Stand, with a basic reach of only 2 meters from Jotaro's body, but with incredible strength, speed, and precision. It is one of the most powerful Stands featured in the series. Its overwhelming physical prowess in every basic characteristic, save for range, coupled with Jotaro's own cleverness in combat, allows Jotaro to repeatedly prevail against many Stand users even without the usage of any special ability. In addition, Jotaro's discovery of its time-stopping ability only made it all the more formidable in combat.]

[Price: 5000 Points]

[Great Red Dragon of Dreams' Flesh and Bones - Gives you the durability of Great Red himself. Except for his powers. Consumable]

[Price: 1,000,000 Points (Can only consume once.)]

[Snake of Ophis - Ophis, The Great Dragon of Infinity can manifest special snakes, which are a manifestation of her powers able to give those who consumes them a tremendous boost in power similar to the King Piece. Consumable.]

[Price: 500 Points(Can only consume once.)]

[Ace of Spades - A powerful Handcannon. (Attachment)]

Yamato raised his brows and pressed the link without hesitation.

[To whomst it may concern:]

[I, Cayde-6, being of sound(ish) mind and body, do hereby and henceforth and heretofore leave all my possessions to the person, alien, animal, or natural phenomenon what kills me.]

Aforesaid possessions include, but are not limited to:

– The Ace of Spades

– Any and all stashes I've hidden throughout the system

– The Colonel, my faithful friend

– My debts, which follow:

[THE ATTACHED FILE IS TOO BIG TO DOWNLOAD]

[Price: 69 Points (It's what he would've wanted.)]

[Longinuslanze Testament - (Covenant - The Holy Spear of Destiny) - Supposedly the same mythical lance that pierced the belly of Christ himself, the so called Lance of Longinus is truly a peerless Holy Relic unlike any other. A mythical weapon dating back to the ancient era, forged by the first blacksmith, Tubalcain, himself. A weapon of such caliber shall be wielded by an equally great existence. As such, no mere mortal can hope to even lay a hand on the spear, lest they invoke a divine punishment unto themselves. Only the best of overlord, with the greatest dominance, the soul of a conqueror, and the dignity of a king may hold the authority to lord over this Holy Lance. Restrictions removed.]

[Price: 1,000,000 Points]

[Sun Breathing(Hinokami Kagura) - Grants compelte mastery of the legendary breathing technique. It harbors the power of the sun itself. Grants complete mastery of the frie-breathing sword style of the kamado family.]

[Price: 1000 Points]

[Titan injection - Titan serums were injected into the bloodstream, typically the inner forearm or the back of the neck; it could also be ingested.ery shortly after it is introduced into the bloodstream, the person would generate a Titan body and become a "Pure Titan." Pure Titans were mindless until they consumed a human with the Power of the Titans.]

[Price: 1000 Points]

Yamato stared at the recommended items. He calculated what he could buy from the shop with his points. He wasn't familiar with most of it but he was really tempted by the items that are listed above.