Chapter 23: A New Member

"So? What are we gonna do with her now?" After making Mikado cry effeminate tears, they were all having a meeting.

Ageha was also with them to scout out Lala. "Wait, aren't we forgetting something? She said that she's anigimi's fiance."

"Un! He proposed to me in the bath! In Deviluke, you touch a girl's chest for a proposal!" Lala explained.

"W-wha?" Ageha looked at him incredulously.

"It was an accident." Ronin shrugged and Ageha sighed in relief.

"Yeah, it clearly was. So how did you come to the conclusion that it was sealed?" Aka raised a brow at her.

"Well, he did tell me he liked me." Lala nodded after remembering it.

"And I like him too! He's cool and he protected me from Zastin!" Lala beamed at him.

"Geh, she's too bright." Ronin was sure that she was shining.

"Hah, and you did not break it because?" Ageha looked towards him.

"Because we don't know how and our contacts with her father almost exploded due to her invention." Ronin pointed at Lala.

"Hehe~ I told you, I made that a long time ago~ so there's nothing I could do." Lala shrugged.

"Fine, fine. But what do you want to do next Lala?" Ronin asked her.

"Hmm? Obviously, that's to explore this place!" Lala was excited to be free.

"We go to school, though I believe that you don't need it." Miyo remembered her phone.

If that was also one of her inventions, then Lala is a genius like no other.

She made a hammerspace accessible through a goddamned phone.

"School?" Lala was homeschooled all her life, so she didn't knew what that was.

But even that didn't last long. When she was just a kid, she was already disassembling warships.

"Yeah, our friends are there too." Ronin added and Lala's eyes shone.

"Friends? Let's go! I want to meet them as well!" Lala was super excited.

"Kuu, why must we be learning at another institution? And what more, even if we are younger. We're still at our 3rd year." Ageha wanted to transfer.

But she was already on her 3rd year of highschool.

"It's fine Ageha, you'll have more time when you enter college." Ronin shrugged.

She could just study anywhere and appear in exams.

"Umu, as expected of you anigimi. Wait for us in Kawakami later." Ageha thought of learning her entire college curriculum later and just take an exam to pass it all together.

"Hah, so she'll be a part of our group?" Aka asked.

"Yeah, now. You're a part of the Kuki famiglia, Lala. And we'll just have to figure out how to cancel our engagement." Ronin sighed.

"Ehh!? But why?" Lala frowned. "It's because we don't love each other. You don't know anything about me. And it's true, vice versa." Ronin explained patiently.

"Hmm... That's true." Lala got downcast. But she quickly regained her spunk.

"Then let's get to know each other really well!" Lala beamed at him and he was blinded by her optimism.

"Hideo has nothing on your optimism, you're like a spring that bounces backblike nothing." Ronin smiled wryly.

"I'll just learn everything about you, that's going to be fine right?" Lala was like a juggernaut.

She was just going for the most logical solution and didn't consider the subtleties.

Everybody then put a curtain on the issues and Claudio prepared her papers so she could be transferred on their class.

In the morning, Ronin could feel a weight on his chest.

"Aka, Miyo? Is that you?" He rubbed his eyes and he saw pink.

"Lala? How in the world did she sneak in here?" Ronin blinked in surprise.

Aka and Miyo were also besides him right now. If she was able to sneak up on them, then she might be the best assassin on the world.

"Ugh!" Ronin's eyes went wide eyed as he felt a hand grip him. And it was on a rather no good place.

He quickly looked down and it was Lala. Gripping him down there.

"Hehe~ this tool is funny." Lala was talking in her sleep and he couldn't find a way out of the spicy situation.

"Think, Ronin..." His mind ran a mile a second and he quickly tried something with ki.

Coating himself with ki, Lala's hand gave a bit and he extricated himself.

Ronin was sweating a bit and he now only noticed that Lala was also butt naked.

"Oi, Lala. Wake up." Ronin shook her, but she was in dream land. Lala was even drooling a bit.

"Munya, munya." Lala just shrugged it off and she didn't want to wake up at all. It was still early in the morning.

"Hah, of course she doesn't wake up this early. She's a galactic princess." Ronin sighed.

He then noticed something, her tail that was swishing around.

"Maybe if I pull it a bit, she'll get shocked? A tail is connected to the spine after all." Ronin tugged on her tail softly.

But she suddenly moaned loudly. "Eh?" He was shocked at the turn of events.

"Wha?" The twins woke up immediately and they saw a butt naked Lala in front of Ronin and he had her tail on his hands.

"I can explain." Ronin had a stone cold face on.

They sighed and they immediately knew that Lala broke in.

"What happened?" He explained the details, of course hiding something important.

"Is her tail sensitive or something?" Aka started rubbing the spade on her tail.

"Ahn~ not there." Lala woke up, but she moaned erotically.

"Ohhh, this is kind of fun." Aka started manipulating her tail.

"Let me in on it too." Miyo rubbed the base of her tail softly.

"No~ I feel weird!" Lala cried out. She had a blush on her face and Ronin was having a hard time, literally and figuratively.

So he bonked them on the head. "Stop sexually harassing her."

"What? She came here on her own. This is our territory, we can do everything we want with her." Aka huffed.

"You sound like a xianxia villain." Ronin rolled his eyes.

"Hah, hah." Lala was a panting mess and Ronin's brain burned the sight of her naked body.

"Fuck..." Ronin shook his head immediately. Lala was sweating, her skin was flushed. And it was making him feel really aggressive.

"Come on, today is the day we'll be moving to the Shimazu dorm." Ronin reminded them.

"Ohh, yeah. We have to do that today." The twins remembered.

"Do we have to? We need to be in separate rooms." Miyo whined.

"It's so Mikado can't think of his nefarious plots while we're here." Ronin said with finality.

"Dorm? I've never seen one before. I'll just make a pocket dimension there then." Lala thought that she wanted a workshop.

"A pocket dimension?" The trio looked at her incredulously. She was just spouting impossible things like it was normal.

"Un, my d-dial works on spatial expansion too. It has a dimensional pocket inside of it." Lala pointed at her seemingly normal phone.

"Ageha has been focusing on hardware technology for her company. How about you collaborate with her?" Ronin suggested.

It was going to be very good for Ageha. Working with technology that surpassed everything on earth will be ground breaking.

And now that he established his shadow guard. The other members of the family would be pretty safe.

Not that Hume would let them be in trouble in the first place.

Seiso is also going to train in order to be more wise. And Xiang Yu being smart was huge.

"Ageha? Ohh, then we'll have lots of fun!" Lala clapped like a seal.

"And wear some clothes." Ronin reminded her.

"Ahh, I'm naked. But Peke is still charging!" Lala explained her state of undress.

"Then wear something that Peke didn't make." The twins rolled their eyes at her.

She was like a kid that was running on pure logic.

__Shimazu Dorm__

A truck was bringing all of the Kuki famiglia's belongings and the trio made Lala just stay put.

Or she would bring endless troubles for helping, they were sure of it.

The three were like a blur, carrying and organizing their things in a blink of an eye.

"Ohhh, senpai. Good morning." Yamato yawned as he saw them.

"Umu, it's good to wake up early Yamato." Ronin nodded at him.

"Ahhh~ my husband is finally moving in with me. Let's celebrate by moving something in to me." Miyako fidgeted around.

"Hmmm? What's with all the ruckus?" Capt who was preparing for his part time job in a tuna fishing boat looked at the commotion.

"Hi~ I'm Lala Satalin Deviluke! Ronin's fiance!" Lala greeted them with a wegamatt smile.

"Eh?" Miyako suddenly froze and she looked at the trio of former assassins to reject that claim.

"Hah, everyone. Meet Lala, she's kind of my fiance." Ronin introduced her.

"Eh!" The Kazama family's members that were there was in total shock.

"Aeugh." Miyako suddenly dropped, but she was caught by Ronin.

"Hah, I knew this is going to be troublesome." Ronin already prepared himself for it.

"Fiance? I knew that rich people love arranged marriages, but aren't you a bit too young?" Yamato asked.

"Hehe~ funny thing, he proposed to me actually!" Lala restated the facts.

"Eh!? The mysterious and gloomy senpai proposing to you?" Capt didn't believe it one bit.

"Oi, who are you calling gloomy?" Ronin gave him a side eye.

"Ha! I had a bad dream that Ronin-senpai was engaged." Miyako put a hand on her chest.

"Well, we are!" Lala confirmed it again and Miyako fainted again.

"Oi, Miyako, get a hold of yourself." Yamato thought that she was too shocked.

"Enough fanfare." Ronin sighed and he put Miyako down on a couch.

__Night__

"Jou-chan, won't you break up with Ronin and have a nice date with me?" Momoyo went behind Lala suddenly and she fondled her boobs.

"Hehe~ that tickles. And no, we're engaged you know?" Lala shot her down immediately.

Momoyo was sent reeling once again. She couldn't believe that her charm wasn't working.

"You're senpai's to be wife?" Kazuko was surprised. After all, he was super close with Aka and Miyo.

Everybody then looked at the two who were just working on their laptop.

They couldn't deny it, Lala was going to be a shining beacon of joy and energy in his life.

And that's something that they couldn't provide.

"Ronin~ marry me too! That way, I wouldn't need to work my whole life." Momoyo pressed herself on him.

But instead of him just pushing her away because she was made of tough stuff, he let her be.

"Senpai... Are you finally in that phase?" Koyuki gulped her marshmallow in anticipation.

He just sighed and Momoyo grinned at him. "Hoh? Are you getting horny? Wanna jack off later?" Momoyo made a wanking gesture.

"I do not." He tried prying her off of him and Momoyo suddenly slipped due to her center of gravity being unstable.

"Ahhh! Senpai, you traitor." Miyako pointed at Momoyo accusingly.

Ronin's face was buried under her huge chest and Momoyo actually blushed a bit.

And before she could push herself off of him, she felt something hard on her stomach.

"Ronin..." Momoyo had a wide grin on her face and she wanted to tease him. It was a chance that she waited her whole life for.

"Ope, you need to be more careful Momoyo." Aka quickly lifted her up and Ronin nodded at her in thanks.

"Ahhh, are we trying to push our chest on his face?" Lala dived at him and Miyako didn't want to be outdone.

So she hugged him from behind, seeing as the twins were softening up their guard.

"Hey, stop clinging onto me." Ronin clicked his tongue.

"Senpai, how about this marshmallow?" Koyuki hugged his head from the side.

"Kuu! What is this injustice? Senpai is drowning in girls!" Gakuto cried tears of despair.

"There, there. Your girlfriend will be jealous you know?" Yamato pointed at his hand.

"Not you too! Everything's beating down on me!" Gakuto kneeled down in defeat.

"Enough." Ronin quickly manipulated their joints so they would let go of him and he slicked his hair back.

"Let's eat the hotpot we prepared." Ronin pointed at Capt who was eating the slices of wagyu beef like there was no tomorrow.

"Yeah! This is awesome, come on!" Capt gestured for them to try it too.

"I guess this will suffice, for now." Momoyo had a smirk on her face and Ronin knew that she would try to exploit any chink on his defense.

'Fuck, Murphy must be messing with me.' Ronin rolled his eyes.

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