Majesty's journey 3: female Ezio's Assassin in shining black

{Desmond is obviously a girl, the same goes for Altair because of his armor in the assassin's Creed 2. but we don't care about them.

and Ezio was born in 1459 by the way.}

(repubblica fiorentina 1476. a few months before the start of assassin's Creed 2)

as the sun shone above the sky and brightened the city of Venezia, the rays of sunshine landed on someone's face.

but this person wasn't just a normal nobody. as his eyelids shook, his eyes fluttered open as he sat up from the ground.

giving us a clear view, we could see exactly just how handsome his face is as his dark hair danced with the calm wind.

his blood red eyes looked around in confusion as he saw a beautiful grassland and trees around with some houses in the distance.

he blinked a few times and rubbed his eyes to fix his vision as his confusion grew from the sight :"what the fuck? am I dreaming?"

he shook his head sharply as he pinched his cheek :"aw no, it's not... figures. dreams were never this... real... what the hell is happening?

am I kidnapped...? no way in hell. I didn't live in a big ass city nor was I from a big ass rich family to get kidnapped.

so what the fuck is happening? no way... did I get reincar-Ahhh!!" the young boy of about 15 or 16 got cut off as a sharp headache suddenly invaded his head when he tried to get up.

he grabbed his head with both hands as he fell down on the ground again and rolled on the ground as he took in sharp breaths and gasps.

weird scenes and unfamiliar but strangely familiar memories flashed through his head as he squeezed his eyes shut to calm the pain.

after a few seconds which felt far longer than it was supposed to for such an unfamiliar pain, the boys eyes shut open as a pained but feral and wild smile took over his exquisite features.

the boys rolled sideways and laid down on his back instead with some difficulty and grunting as he laughed :"haha... hahaha... hahaHAHAHAHAHAHA... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

the laughter was just an innocent laughter of happiness and excitement, but halfway through, it became a menacing, crazy and psychotic one.

the boy looked at the sky with a predatory look as he smiled crazily :"that's right. that's right, that is what happened."

'I was reincarnated. and I wasn't just reincarnated. I met an omniversal being or a R.O.B and the omniverse itself!'

"that's right that's right that's right that's right that's right that's right THAT'S RIGHT!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!"

'haah~ and my soul is now in pieces. pieces that are in different multiverses. and the me now, is in the assassin's creed multiverse!

and not just any Assassin's Creed, but the timeline of Ezio Auditore himself! the og himself! the only assassin who got three games!

and it's not just a normal Ezio either. it's a damn female version of the fucking bastard hahaha!! don't get me wrong, I would happily suck on Ezio's dick if I could.

I mean, c'mon, the dude is like this era's Ryan Reynolds! which guy wouldn't be gay for him?! either respectfully or just in the literal sense. but still, I would rather have a female version.

... so, now what...? since I didn't want to make it way too easy live in my once favorite game that is now my reality, I didn't wish for any powers for this piece of my soul.

but I can still ask for help or whatnot from the omniverse since it is omnipresent and will help me since I'm like a child to it.

but I am still immortal and a living paradox with the overpowered healing factors that I wished for but can control them.

and there is the wish of my love or lovers in any multiverse which any of my soul pieces have will also be immortal and will be with me forever.

so I don't have to be worried for them. oh, and there is also my ultimate Incubus form and powers which I won't be using unless in bed. *evil grin* and that certain power that I wished for...'

with a grunt, he finally got up as he twisted and cracked his neck. he looked aside and finally noticed the four certain object beside him.

he looked at them with a raised eyebrow as he finally remembered :"right, right. I also wished for weapons since I don't have any powers. hehehehe... let's check these babies out. well, let's look at you first."

he picked up the sword as he looked at the sheathed form of it, already feeling excited :"well, let's look at you already.

oh. my. fucking. omniverse... you are goddamn beautiful... just look at you. and hey, my name is written on the handle too.

and there it is on the blade but near the handle too. and what is this engraving? "Helping is out of sentiment , we help out of kindness not of duty." I like that.

and there is something lower too "Revenge isn't sought for the sake of the dead , But because the living can't bear the pain."

hahaha, what is this? a sheet of encouraging words? well, no complaints from me. I like them in fact.

and what about the other side? there they are. "Bravery is not the absence of fear , It's the action in spite of fear." and "Be strong because things will get better. It may be stormy now , but it never rains forever."

I will remember these, I will definitely remember them. now, let's see if you are as sharp as you are shiny and beautiful."

the boy picked held sword that definitely should have been held with both hands, but didn't have a problem with holding it with one.

{something like that one sword from Assassin's Creed revelations.}

he walked over to a fruitless, normal tree which wasn't big. just one person could hug it completely.

the boy held the sword and got into a stance as he took deep breaths in and exhaled multiple times. he closed his eyes, trying to calm all his emotions.

he suddenly opened his eyes and swung his sword from up to down! the boy wasn't trained in swordsmanship, so his technique was definitely sloppy.

but it didn't stop his slightly curved blade from being extremely sharp and slicing right through the tree!

the boy looked at the tree that slowly started sliding down from the cross like slice mark and fell down with a feral, wild and toothy smile!

the boy looked back at the black with dark purple sword that shone as it reflected the sunlight :"you fucking rock, baby! we're gonna have a blast slicing and dicing templars!

after all, it's for the greater good {Dumbledore approves} and just slightly, a teeny tiny bit for our own pleasure. now, what about you guys?"

the boy walked back to the spot that he was sleeping on and grabbed the two red and black daggers which didn't have any sheaths because of their designs.

he looked at them both and searched to see if they also had any encouraging words on them :"huh, guess the daggers weren't big enough to have anything written on them other than my name, huh?

but oh well, they are still pretty. and pretty sharp too for the looks of em. let's see..." he said and held them with their edge pointing upwards.

the leaves of the fallen tree came down slowly and got closer to the daggers. when they finally made contact with each of them, they sliced right through them as if it was nothing!

even the boy's eyes went wide and his lips gave a tight smile at the sight :"damn me, babies. what the fuck...? hahaha just how goddamn sharp are you...?"

he looked at the last item which doesn't seem to be in the best of conditions, but its condition didn't stop the boy from smiling like a madman at the object!

the boy put the daggers carefully aside as he grabbed the object and picked it up with shaky hands as if it was something extremely holy :"o-oh... oh my g-goodness... this is... it's the legendary...! hahahaha!!!

I finally have one baby! I finally have a fucking hidden blade!! damn yeah! fuck yeah!! hahahahah! hah~, but it doesn't seem to be in a suitable condition to work right now.

so I need Leonardo's help to fix it for me. but I can't do that... since I don't have the codex page for him to fix it with...

so that brings me to my most serious and important goal that I would have done even if this wasn't necessary, befriending Ezio!"

'but then again, how am I gonna do that without looking like a creep and making her dislike me instead?

I CAN just go ahead and talk to her. might be able to befriend her, but the chances are low since the impact would be small. so how should I proceed...?'

the boy started to walk from side to side with his fingers under his chin as he narrowed his eyes and looked everywhere.

but he finally had enough as he smacked his forehead Sokka style :"ugh I give up! damn it, I have no idea."

and slumped on the ground and laid back down again. he stared at the sky again and saw an eagle flying around.

he smiled at the distant eagle :"sigh, if I can't think of that yet, I should do the necessary things first. like getting to know where I am and what year it is.

and I should find a place to crash in and stay for a while before getting to know Ezio. sigh, but unfortunately, I don't seem to have any damn money.

and I'm in deep need of it, so no way I'm gonna actually WORK for it. specially at this time and age.

so that leaves me with stealing money or beating people up to give me their money... I don't have any idea of how I'm supposed to be a thieve, so scratch that idea.

and I'm too nice to just beat people up for no reason. I'm not just gonna go and beat the shit out of someone.

that might get the guards attention then... hmm... maybe a betting thing then...? like bet with someone who looks tough and has a reputation and bet with him?

that might be a good idea. and if a get a good reputation and become popular, I will gather attention of and more money...

wait... attention... and popular... that's right!"

the bot suddenly sat up as he smiled at the brilliant idea that he suddenly got :'I asked the omniverse to send me to a universe of the Assassin's Creed multiverse that Ezio is a female but isn't that different from the male one either.

so that means that he... well, she, is the same fighter as the male Ezio! if I manage to get some good reputation and get popular, I can get her attention and Federico's!

then she will be the one to come to me instead! and from how good I know Ezio, she will probably want to fight me and beat me up!

both to show off and to get the money! so if I manage to impress her, I can get her attention! and since I don't have any place to stay in and am in a unfamiliar place, I can get her help!

I can just stick around with her like we're partners! I'm fucking genius, baby! I don't need to get the ideas, the ideas get me!

alright, let's get to work! let's equip up first, though. can't just hold them in my hands. that would be disrespectful to my babies."

the boy sat up with a hup and looked at the things on the ground and at himself :"well, thanks the omniverse for giving me some clothes. I would stick out like sore thumb if I went to a city like this."

the boy got to dressing up as he picked up everything and went behind a tree. he stripped off of his shorts that he wore since it seems that he wanted to be comfortable before reincarnated and his shirt.

but he didn't take off his boxers as the cloths on the ground seemed uncomfortable and felt uncomfortable to the touch.

he wore the clothes that he just noticed were the male Ezio's clothes. he smirked as he pulled on some parts of the clothes :"gotta get used to em. but it's nothing unbearable."

he wore the belt like thingy {what the hell are those called?} and equiped the sword to it. he also did the same with the daggers, but he made it so they weren't obvious.

he picked up the basket on the ground and put his clothes in it alongside the broken hidden blade and got ready to go :"well, time to shine!"