Right of Conquest

Inside a luxurious room, surrounded by the warm golden lights of the few lamps scattered around, a young man with long wild hair, dressed in comfy silky yukata robes, slowly woke up.

"Uh…"

Placing his hand on his forehead, his eyelids slowly opened to reveal sharp black eyes.

Part of him, a tiny one, wanted to get up… the other… was quite enjoying the comfiest bed ever.

'But… I can't…' even inside his own head he sounded sad about waking up. 'I feel that… If I sleep for five more minutes I will have to deal with some nasty migraine!'

Letting out a sigh he used his full willpower to sit up and slowly stand up, wandering around the room like a lost zombie, first, he went to the restroom to properly wash his face and do his things and, after some time, he could be seen walking out while drying his hair using a towel and wearing a fresh silky yukata robe.

Looking outside the window of his room he could clearly see the dark starry skies.

"What the hell? Wasn't it sunset when I fell asleep?" Raising one of his eyebrows and adjusting his kimono "Itachi-Style" he walked by his cabinet, grabbed a gourd of sake by the ribbons around its neck with his one free hand, and walked outside.

The moment that he walked outside he was assaulted by a delicious smell that instantly brought back some of his previous life's memories.

"This smell..."

Sniffing while looking around, and spotting a gathering of people not that far away, he decided to move towards them while using his teeth to uncork the gourd and take a long gulp.

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"AYE!" Shouted a very recognizable woman "And then he grabbed the damn cell bar with one of his hands and melted it! I didn't know if I should've been aroused or scared… but I sure was both! Hahahahaha!"

"Really?" Asked another, younger, female with excitement in her eyes "The outside world sounds so exciting!"

"It really is…" a somber male voice came from behind, incredibly close to her ear, without being detected before.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" the girl shouted while tossing something that was pierced by her fork up, jumping in sync.

"WAHAHAHAHAHA!" The first girl, the one with an eyepatch, started laughing loudly "Boss! Welcome back to the world of livin'!"

Raising an eyebrow before pulling a kunai out of his sleeve, with a sleek movement he pierced the piece of meat that flew off of the other girl's fork and was about to fall on top of his head.

"Barbecue!?" His eyes glowed in excitement as he instantly swallowed the piece of meat, his stomach had been complaining ever since he woke up!

"H-HEY! THAT WAS MY MEAT!" Shouted Xi, the younger girl.

Swallowing the whole thing like he was a One Piece character, Madara replied; "What meat?"

"M-My… meat…" The girl deflated and fell to her knees with her head down.

Ignoring her completely, Madara turned to Kaliya and asked "How long have I been out?"

"Over a day for sure," She replied as if it was not a big deal while using a toothpick with one hand, and holding a tankard of what looked like… beer… with the other.

Nodding nonchalantly, Madara was curious about another thing "Where did this meat come from? I didn't know that Sun Warriors knew how to barbecue…"

Kaliya shrugged "I don't know about their skills or culture, but ye should know about the source of the meat… ye knocked them down after all…"

It took two seconds for Madara to understand what she meant, and his face turned pale as a ghost.

"WHAT?!"

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Her laugh was loud and incredibly annoying… little shit…

"Ye should've seen yer face! Hahahahahaha!" Kaliya was in tears, her body was almost rolling on the floor laughing, but she was expertly holding her tankard of beer stationery in her grip, not a single drop falling from it.

A thick vein popped on Madara's forehead and… suddenly… miraculously… out of nowhere… the body of the tankard detached from the handle, making it fall on the ground, spilling the godly beverage all over…

Kaliya, who instantly stopped laughing, stared at the handle still in her hand and could see the clean surface of the detached area, it was obviously cut with inhuman precision.

"Tsc… petty man…" she complained while clicking her tongue.

"I have no idea what you talking about…" Madara said with a deadpan face while nonchalantly walking towards other people, accompanied by a very loud stomach that kept demanding food.

As he was walking among the other people that gave way to him… 'I guess knocking down two giant dragons does that to people…' He was stopped by a gentle warm voice.

"Madara! Good to see you awake!" Nari approached him and gave him a motherly hug, she was quite scared about his situation, she still remembers when he was brought back to the Beifong estate years ago, it wasn't the exact same situation since he wasn't really dangerously injured this time, but a mother would always care.

Madara returned the hug. "I am fine Nari, thank you for looking after me while I was out," He says while beaming at her, it would be a warm moment if it wasn't for his stomach deciding to pinch in and make itself noticed as well.

"Fufufu…" Nari laughed while hiding her lips with her sleeve like a proper lady would.

"Come, sit down there's plenty of food… what would you like to eat?" she was about to give him a smile but his answer was instant.

"Meat!" His eyes glowed.

For the next thirty minutes, Madara dedicated his whole attention to the delicious meat that was served, so much meat in fact, that if he didn't know he was in the Avatar World he would've thought he was in One Piece or Dragonball…. Well… Madara's body is from Naruto World… and Naruto himself could eat Ramen like crazy… so, it's understandable…?...

It didn't take long for the news that Madara had awakened to spread, and before the poor guy could even finish his meal, Chief Song came accompanied by a group of goons that seemed to be generated through an AI, no they didn't have weird hands or seven fingers, it's just that they looked incredibly generic.

The Chief did his best to keep his goofy side hidden underneath a stern gaze, trying to look intimidating… dude you are trying to intimidate a guy that knocked down the two biggest dragons in the world? Really?!

Noticing that Madara didn't seem affected, and didn't even stop eating… he coughed.

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Seeing Madara still not moving away from his meat he decided to cough louder

"COUGH!"

Stopping in his tracks and swallowing the food already in his mouth, Madara raised an eyebrow at Chief Song "You should drink something…. Here.." He offered his gourd of sake "It's good stuff.. if it doesn't help, you should look for a healer… a man of your age should do checkups every year."

Song could feel a breeze pass through him carrying all his pride and dignity away after listening to Madara's words.

Feeling the heat of embarrassment reaching his cheeks, Chief Song decided to just get on with it "Madara Uchiha, Ran and Shaw are waiting for you at the summit."

Staring weirdly at the chief, Madara was confused "Who the fuck are Ran and Shaw?"

Although he had a good memory and Avatar was one of his favorite series back when Nickelodeon was actually decent… he didn't remember EVERYTHING, not after living 10 years in this world already, some minor details already faded from his memory at this point, nothing big though.

His words seemed to agitate the Chief's goons, but Song quickly de-escalated the situation.

"They are the Masters, our Ancestors named them as Ran, meaning Burn and Ignite, and Shaw (Or Shao in actual Chinese) meaning Burn and Blaze. Combined they mean Combustion, Flaming, and Kindle." Chief Song said with pride, puffing his chest out.

"So… you named them using two words that mean fire, that together also mean fire?" Madara asked with a Saitama face and deadpan voice.

"Well…" Now that Song stopped to think about it… those names didn't sound that awesome anymore.

"Wow… so creative…"

Chief Song and his goons were lost for words… 'Can't you say that without sounding dead inside and having that stupid expression? Why do you have to be so mean?!'

After a few agonizing seconds of awkward silence, Madara took a gulp of his sake before standing up from his banquet table.

"Alright alright, you don't have to cry… I will see what I can do, take me to see them…"

He spoke with a voice as if he was a father trying to placate his toddler children, which left Chief Song and his goons even more awkward and embarrassed.

"Fufufu~" Nari who was nearby refilling Madara's table had a crescent eyes smile and couldn't help but laugh discreetly at how Madara was treating the higher-ups of the Sun Warriors. Honestly, she was worried that when he woke up, the Chief would try to press him for answers… but it seems that Madara singlehandedly avoided that scenario.

…As if these people had what it takes to press Madara fucking Uchiha for answers…

After walking for ten to twenty minutes, Madara was back at the top of the platform of the fight, this time the Sun Warriors were with him, and the Dragons were lazing outside their caves.

The moment they saw Madara, both the Red and the Blue dragons perked their heads to look at him, a strange glow appeared in their eyes as their gaze kept following the young Uchiha.

Looking at both dragons and not sure how to actually communicate with them, he raised one hand and said "Yo…"

Another awkward silence remained; everyone knows that dragons do not speak.

"Cough.." Chief Song could not endure the awkwardness and so he coughed again, but it was brutally rebuked by Madara.

"You should really check that fucking throat, old man… you should be careful to not choke and die in your sleep!" Said an awkward Madara while narrowing his eyes at Song.

Seeing Song looking away, avoiding eye contact, alongside his goon squad, Madara turned his head towards the dragons;

"I've heard that these people gave you stupid names… Ran and Shaw… " He said while staring at both of them, inwardly trying to think who among them was Ran and who the fuck was Shaw.

"Well.. It just so happens that I don't like those names, not at all…"

"Madara Uchiha you have no right-" Chief Song was a bit angry at Madara's words, those names were given by his ancestors.

"Shut it, old man!" Madara said with a narrowed gaze, not even bothering to look at the Sun Warriors that were with him on the summit platform.

He grinned "I have all the right! By the right of conquest, they now belong to me!"