Chapter 74 - I'm not a lolicon (4K)

"Great! Really great!"

Sitting on his office chair, Lu Yu was currently squinting his eyes and enjoying the latest musical achievement of a certain veteran top artist.

The singer's song style was interesting, resembling a male singer that Lu Yu had particularly loved before crossing over, and the song's lyrics were so subtle that it could be called one of the most profound songs Lu Yu had heard in the past few years.

Lu Yu's desk was set with a cup of hot milk tea and some small snacks, Lu Yu was currently listening to the song while enjoying the thrill of white whoring Otto's salary.

Suddenly with a clunk, the office door was pushed open, and the one who entered was Kafka.

"Director Kafka?"

Groping for fish caught by Kafka, Lu Yu hurriedly put his cell phone away.

Tsk, these days Kafka wasn't around and got so used to it that he almost forgot that there was such a top boss in the office.

"Lu Yu, good morning."

Kafka waved her hand at Lu Yu, then she walked to her desk.

Just after sitting down, Kafka opened the computer on the desk and started to press the keyboard, not knowing what she was busy with.

Looking at the busy Kafka, Lu Yu pondered for a while, then cautiously opened his mouth.

"Director Kafka, this mission in the Long Hollow is still going Smooth, right?"

Smooth?

Hearing Lu Yu utter the word, Kafka almost cursed.

Because of Lu Yu's intelligence, St. Freya's Academy had almost lost a lot of the female Valkyries of the several reserve classes that they had sent out this time, how could this be called smooth?

If Kafka wasn't afraid that Lu Yu would flip out at any moment, Kafka really wanted to kick Lu Yu at this moment.

You, Lu Yu, are an Immortal, you can call out thunder and lightning with your hands, and you can even grow wings and fly away, why don't you take care of such a big matter in Changkong City yourself?

Kafka remembered that video she saw on the internet yesterday she was furious.

Other people can't see who is in the video, but she Kafka can see very clearly, because this bastard Lu Yu even didn't change his clothes after returning to St. Freya's academy!

You're at this level, you're not going to personally take care of those several Honkai beasts and the piles of broken copper and iron from Anti-Entropy? Moreover, this destructive power should have the strength of an S-class Valkyrie, what are you planning to do by hiding in St. Freya's Academy every day?

"It's going well... ..."

Swallowing down what she wanted to spit in her stomach, Kafka reluctantly answered Lu Yu.

She really didn't want to mess with this immortal from the Shenzhou, what if the other party got angry and gave St. Freya's Academy a Thunder Dragon as well?

However, after getting angry, Kafka was really thankful to Lu Yu in a certain aspect, although the Valkyries were injured this time, there was no attrition.

Moreover, the wave of Lu Yu's manifestation of the Thunder Dragon was really effective, plus because of the early attack, the casualties of the ordinary people in the Long Hollow City this time were also very low, so Lu Yu was considered to be doing a good thing in a reasonable manner.

Kafka's unhappiness only lay in the fact that Lu Yu was clearly an expert, yet he had to play house every day at St. Freya's Academy.

In Kafka's opinion, as long as Lu Yu was willing, he would have been promoted to the headquarters of Schicksal to become a senior staff member in no time, and it was simply a waste of talent to be nestled in St. Freya's Academy right now.

Alas ...

Kafka finally understood this time, why those Immortals in the novels were all very easy-going, and now looking at Lu Yu, he was indeed quite easy-going as well.

"Right, Director Kafka, there's a question I want to ask you."

"What question?"

"That ... Can you provide me with a copy of the list of students enrolled in the academy."

A list? What did Lu Yu want this for?

"I Can."

Kafka thought about it, the roster wasn't something confidential, if Lu Yu wanted it then he would give it.

Opening the drawer, Kafka rummaged around for a while, then handed Lu Yu a few sheets of paper.

"This is the list of all the students of St. Freya's Academy this year, and there are student contact information on it."

Receiving the roster, Lu Yu quickly found his target ---- Bronya.

Kafka was a bit curious, "Is there something wrong?"

"Nothing, just some curiosity about a few students in the academy."

Kafka glanced at Lu Yu, he was a little curious about the students? What was there to be curious about about the students of this St. Freya's Academy?

Speaking of which, this Immortal's visit to St. Freya's Academy had also come at a rather strange time, even though he had invited himself, this person had also come when he said he would.

Come to think of it, there was absolutely no reason for this kind of strong person to play this kind of low-level over-the-top game in the academy, and Lu Yu had also accepted an idle position that he had randomly come up with, so what exactly was his purpose?

Somewhat curious about the students ...

Kafka suddenly recalled that Lu Yu seemed to have crossed paths somewhat with Raiden Mei and Kiana Kaslana in the cafeteria a few days ago.

Could it be that ...

Could it be that this person came to St. Freya's Academy to seduce the students?

Kafka looked up at Lu Yu, who looked to be in his early twenties, and with his looks, it seemed quite normal to deceive a little girl in the academy?

It couldn't be, could it? An Immortal from the Shenzhou would actually do this?

"Lu Yu?..."

"Ah? Director Kafka? What's wrong?"

Lu Yu, who was looking at the roster, raised his head to look at Kafka.

"Are you ... married?"

Married? Hearing Kafka's question, Lu Yu was confused for a moment.

Lu Yu shook his head, "No."

"Then what kind of person do you like?"

What kind of people do you like? Lu Yu was confused again.

What was the situation with this Kafka today? Why does he keep asking personal questions? What kind of person do you like?

"Director Kafka, is this question important?"

Important! Of course it was important, Kafka thought well, if Lu Yu was planning to take a shot at the students in the academy, then she had to find a way to stop the other party anyways.

After all, according to Archbishop Otto, the Immortals of the Divine State had lived for I don't know how many years, so wasn't this a typical case of an old cow eating young grass? The students in the academy are just newborn flowers, even if Lu Yu you are an Immortal you can't just spoil them so casually ah!

Kafka stared straight at Lu Yu, "It's very important, if you can, please also answer seriously."

Hiss ...

Serious answer?

After pondering for a while, after a few minutes, Lu Yu raised his head and looked at Kafka, "If the question is about my ideal type of girlfriend, then it should be a woman similar to Director Kafka."

If one were to ask Lu Yu about his favorite type, then Kafka was definitely his dish, a high-cool imperial lady, rich and powerful, able to fight and smart, with an elegant temperament like that of a noblewoman, and a damn scourge to look at, belonging to an excellent type that could get into the hall and out of the bed.

If one were to be able to marry a woman of this kind back home as a daughter-in-law, it would simply be an absolute killer!

"Huh?"

Hearing this reply, Kafka directly froze.

It turned out that this person's target wasn't the academy's students, it was herself?

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As soon as the time to get off work arrived, Lu Yu directly ran back to the dormitory, it had been two consecutive days without a simulation, which had suffocated him.

"Come come come, simulation simulation, this time we have to change the main character again, right? Come come come, let me conquer who it is!"

[The simulator's cooldown time has ended, you can start simulating!

"gkd!"

[Simulation begins.]

[Talent Selection Session: 1-6 talents will randomly appear in each simulation, with varying qualities, the host can choose 1-4 of them.]

[Inherent Passionate (3 stars): Your words easily impress each other.]

[1 Extremely Lustful (1 star): All the women in the world are my wives, any comments?]

[2 Lolicon (1 star): I'm really not a lolicon, it just so happens that the girl I like is a lolicon].

[3 Black Butler (3 stars): You're the strongest butler in the room and in the kitchen!

[4 The Strongest Bouncer (1 star): You can face ten strong men straight up with your bare hands, and it only takes you 0.2 seconds to kill someone! --- Why are you just watching?

[5 Superstar (4 stars): You're the songstress, aren't you?

[6 Master Bartender (3 stars): Reflect on that, drunkard!

"Hiss ... System, this talent, are you sure you didn't screw me?"

Taking a look at the several talents that were brushed out this time, Lu Yu straight away called out Pitfall, what the hell is all this? Not a single combat related talent? How can this be done?

"I'll go with Inherent and 3 5 6."

{Black Butler, Superstar, Master Bartender}

There was really no choice, Lu Yu could only brainlessly check off all the positive talents.

The simulation officially began.

[Age 0: You were born into an ordinary family.]

[3 years old: You are growing up healthily.]

[Age 6: You're very sensible. At the tender age of 6, you learned to fetch water for your mother to wash her feet.]

[9 years old: Your grades in school were only average, but an occasional opportunity arose for you to show off your voice in music class, and you sang a song titled Love You, and you captured the female of all the students in the class, and you gained a whole lot more fans!

Whoo hoo hoo hoo!

Lu Yu: "I finally got normal grades?"

Seeing his 9 year old self with medium grades, Lu Yu was overwhelmed with emotion, with the growth of his basic attributes, he finally had a passable grade without choosing the Intelligence talent.

Although there was still a distance from being a school bully, this time he finally damn well didn't need to drop out of school for no reason!

[Age 11: You're a hard worker at home, you often help your parents with chores, and you've become what the neighbors call someone's kid, and your parents are very proud of that!

[Age 13: Your talent in music has been discovered by your parents, and your teachers on campus have praised you for singing well, coincidentally there just happened to be a child star audition recently, and your parents would love to take you to participate in it once, are you willing to do so?]

"Eh, it seems pretty normal so far, participate."

[After consulting your opinion, your parents brought you to participate in the child star casting, but unfortunately, your acting skills are really catching, this child star casting is mainly about selecting actors, and you are not qualified.

However, your singing skills were valued by a certain big shot of the program, he thought you must be a great singer in the future, with his help you participated in a children's singing program, and this time you became a hit by virtue of your strength.

You became a singer, and under Big Brother's arrangement you began to receive professional training and started traveling to various places to perform in big and small shows.

[Age 15: As you get older, your temperament and appearance gradually get better and you start accepting some commercial gigs, you do well and you make a lot of money!

[Age 17: You are indeed a natural singer, your songs are celebrated everywhere, and you make even more money!

[Age 19: Your city was hit by the Avalanche, and although you escaped because you were performing out of town, your parents died in the disaster.]

[The loss of your parents was a great shock to you, and late at night, you were lying alone in your bed, you felt very lonely, and you became depressed.]

Lu Yu: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, what the hell? I didn't order a Heavenly Fury, did I? This doesn't make sense ah hey!"

[Age 21: Your songs can bring happiness to other people in the world, and there is no way for you to get comfort from them, finally one day you realized that there is no point for you to make more money, so you officially disappeared from the public's view, you announced that you won't continue to work as a singer, and no one knows where you have gone.]

"System, how come it's all about me? Where's my heroine?"

[22: You returned to the city you once lived in to live a simple life, you realized that you had little purpose, your self-imposed isolation was known by the big brother who had supported you, one day big shot found you, the big brother brought a seven year old little girl with him.

According to big shot, the little girl is also from this city, she lost both of her parents in the disaster a few years ago just like you did, and she fell into depression because of that disaster just like you did. Everyone couldn't get her back to normal until she happened to hear your song on the TV and the little girl responded in some way.

Big Brother thinks that you and this little girl share the same illness and you might be her only savior, so Big Brother wants you to adopt the little girl, do you agree?]

[Agree: Being alone is still living, I don't lack money, just one more person and one more mouth to feed.]

[Refused: I have so many regrets, so many expectations I don't know directly, where do I have time to care about others?]

"Agreed."

[You agree to big brother's request, your parents taught you from a young age to help other people, and although you're a bit depressed yourself, you kindly decide to help this little girl.]

[23 years old: You thought that adopting the little girl was simply a matter of an extra pair of dishes, but after the adoption you realized that it wasn't that simple, the little girl is very timid, the little girl just sits quietly in her room after eating every day then keeps looping your songs on the player you bought her, and it's very hard for you to communicate with her effectively.

You think this is not a way to go on, you decide to do something to make this little girl happy, what are you going to do?

[Take her to an amusement park: Girl, haunted house walk huh?

[Talk to her: My name is Kyosuke Takasaka. Little girl, how about some life counseling?

[Prepare a personal concert for her: the show is about to start, dance to the song!

[Do nothing: If a child is autistic and old and bad, he's mostly wasted, just give him a beating.]