UGH. I know.

LOOKS LIKE I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND BACK. AGAIN. FOR THE THIRD TIME. I SUCK DON'T I?

THE 16TH DAY

MONDAY

8TH OF FEBUARY

DAYS IN GAME: 14

Tyler woke the next morning with Hailey firmly enshrouded in his arms and her sound asleep in his chest. He smiled as he saw this and held her tightly as he leaned in her ear.

"I love you, Hailey. I am SO happy you're back. Don't do that again? PLease?"

She woke with a shiver and a smile.

"I love you too, Tyler. I SWEAR I won't. And I'm happy to BE back too."

He held her tighter and she smiled as she held him too....before she smirked.

"Don't do it."

"I was GOING to kiss you. what the hell did you THINK I was gonna do?"

"Oooh you sexy teasing minx. C'MERE."

She laughed as the bigger boy kissed her and they got into a hot and heavy makeout-wrestling session that had her straddling his chest and his hands in her hair while the bulge below decks was pressed into her panty-guarded core. Hailey smiled as she felt it.

"I remember."

"Me too."

She kissed him and he smiled as he ran a hand along her silky smooth thigh...and she shivered.

"Okay. Come on. NOT gonna seduce me that easily. OR first thing in the morning."

"Yes Hails."

"GOOD BOY....even IF I DO want to."

He kissed her lovingly.

"We'll figure it out."

"Yeah. And I'm hungry."

The pair left the room and Hailey smiled as he pulled the blankets up over Tulip, Angel and Alexis' snuggle since all three girls had been half naked under the covers.

"Aww! How cute!"

He chuckled as they turned the stove on.

"They do it every time."

"Cute."

Kora and Ben were snuggled up on the futon couch and Hailey noted this.

"Soooo...they DO clean the mess...right?"

"FUCK YOU BITCH."

"That was NOT called for."

TYler busted up laughing at the VERY pissed off responses of the two now WIDE awake cuddlers and Hailey's mildly asked question. The Survivor kissed his smiling sweetly girlfriend as Kora and Ben grumbled.

"Why am I not surprised, bro?"

"His GIRLFRIEND roasts too. Ouch."

"we DO clean the mess thank you very much."

"Oh thank god. Sorry i don't wanna sit on a load."

"Jesus FUCKING Christ."

Tyler fistbumped his girl.

"I fucking love you Hails."

She smirked.

"NO peeking."

"I'd rather just join you."

"I know.....NEXT TIME."

"As you wish."

She sighed with a smile and went into the shower as Tulip came bouncing over in a cute little nightgown of pink for a hug.

"Morning, Gore!"

He patted her fondly.

"Morning, Flowerpot."

"Yup! I wanna snuggle you an HAils!"

Hailey's chuckle was heard from inside the bathroom.

"Sure. Since it's TULIP."

"Yay! HOT snugglefest!"

Angel appeared with a smirk.

"GORE."

"Hey that's not comin from me."

"....Still."

"God dammit."

They chuckled and breakfast was waffles with milk before the friends gathered at the table. Sarah appeared with a strictly professional smile now and did her intro before she looked at Tyler.

"Goreleech. What is your plans for the day?"

He shrugged.

"We'll be putting more work into the osprey and the town before we set up for a well-earned break."

The reporter nodded and looked at her paper.

"How do you respond to the alligations of sexual misconduct with your sistr, Goreleech?"

HAiley snorted.

"They're bullshit. ALl of em. His sister is kinda famous in our town for that kinda shit. She once accused a gay teacher of touching her...when he had been seen making out with his husband."

Tyler shrugged.

"Pretty much. The allegations are false. End of story."

Sarah looked at him.

"Do you support gay marriage Goreleech?"

"Sure. What makes us so freakin entitled we can say who can and can't get married?"

Sarah had a new strain to her at this.

"even if some view it as unnatural?"

"Unnatural is sending your gay children to a camp to be 'CORRECTED'. I'm sorry. Didn't HITLER do something similar with the...."

He tilted his head and looked at Hailey.

"Hey Hails, is it Hebrew or jew?"

"Hebrew."

"Thanks."

He looked at Sarah as she fumed.

"Didn't Hitler do something similiar with HIS camps for the Jewish People? Ya know. There were a mistake and he sent them to be corrected? How is sending your gay child to a correction camp ANNNNNY different? Just curious."

She closed the window and Kora busted up laughing.

"Dude you need to get paid for these!"

Mylissa appeared with a smirk.

"I completely agree. THAT ONE hit HARD. Caaause SOME people don't knwo they exist."

Ben chuckled.

"I got sent to one a them. They are FUCKED UP man. I lasted two days before I just packed my shit and joined the military. The messed up part is they have LEGIT COPS to chase you down and DRAG you back. ONE kid got hit with a taser."

Mylissa nodded.

"I'll be sure to put that one out there, Ben. Alright. Tonight is the Raw popin, Gore. So be sure to at least TRY to be presentable....for a zombie apocolypse."

"Sure."

The screen faded and the friends ate together before they got to work on the town and their projects. Tyler, Hailey, and Angel headed around killing zombies, Kora was with Ben and the more mechanically inclined working on the Osprey, Dublin and Alexis were with Tulip and a few others collecting loot. The work progressed like clockwork for a few hours before they convened for lunch. Tyler looked at Tulip as they munched on peanutbutter sandwiches.

"How we lookin for loot?"

The cutie smiled.

"We got a LOT, Gore. And it's stored in the gas station freezers since we figured out how to jury rig the power to a nearby car engine."

"Nice. Alright. Anything-"

A rumble was heard overhead and Tyler walked out to see Skalroc flying overhead. He noted the direction the massive undead dragon was flying in and sent the flare up.

"Skalroc sighted. Flight direction south. ALL callsigns respond."

"Direction confirmed. Target locked. No callsigns in projected flightpath."

Tyler nodded as the black zombie dragon was seen soaring south and Hailey came over.

"So WHY do you send up a flare every time you see that thing?"

Tyler smiled as he watched the thing flying.

"Make sure we keep track of his whereabouts, Hails. It was how we tracked him to his den for our war. That thing likes to set up shop around set areas at a time before moving on. If-"

A tracer round was seen flying up atn the dragon from the ground and Tyler blinked.....as Skalroc turned his head.

"Ooooh SHIT. EVERYBODY ON THE STATION ROOF NOW!"

The group moved like lightning as Tyler opened a recording screen as a mass of heav machinegun fire was seen flying through the air at the now hovering dragon. The gas station roof providing a clear view of the onesided fight and Tyler explained as Skalroc merely looked at the group of 50 people firing at him.

"Skalroc's amused. They're not even SCRATCHING his scales and he knows it. watch. They'll piuss through ALL their rounds and THEN he'll react. He's an asshole like that."

Angel whistled as a rocket was fired from an RPG-7 and Skalroc's massive eye was seen to narrow.

"I think they pissed him off."

Tyler smirked.

"Kinda. Big guy HATES rockets. Reason is one got stuck in his ass and when it exploded....he couldn't shit right for a weak. Yes that actually happened. He has his own form of AI since he IS a god kinda sorta. So he REMEMBERS. If I were to wave and he's lookin right at me? He'd attack me on sight since I DID kill him last time. Annnnd he holds a grudge."

The dragon was then witnessed drawing his head back and Tyler chuckled.

"Oh he's using THAT? Oof. Poor bastards. This is gonna hurt. A LOT."

Skalroc's head was flung forward....as he LITERALLY VOMITED on the masses of players. The dragon's PUTIRDLY disgusting noises were heard for well over a mile away as it horked up nothing but BLACK SPEW on the now FREAKING OUT players and Tyler chuckled.

"Skalroc's way of saying FUCK YOU. He pukes on you....and then it eats you alive from the outside in. The pain is EXCURIATING and PARALYZING. And so opens the door for his more sadistic attack. Nobody move. we can't help them."

Skalroc snorted then and it sounded like a thunderclap as the faint, agonized screaming of the players was heard. Tyler smirked.

"That SNORT summons UNDERDARK Zombies.....and they'll attack them with ALLLLL their depravity. THAT is what will kill them. Being FUCKED to death by an undead horde...while Skalroc jerks off to the spectiacle."

Angel shuddered as the masses of creatures appeared from the ground for the rape and attack with fresh screams of horror and agony on the air.

"Jesus CHRIST."

"Yeah. Thankfully the things'll go back underground once they're done. Skalroc'll fly off and we can loot the remains."

Kora whistled as the dragon was seen to grasp a massive dick in a hand to LITERALLY jerk off to the rape of the living below.

"THAT is fucked up."

"Kicker?"

"Oh fuck. What?"

Tyler smirked.

"Skalroc's cum? It's POTENT. And he DOES sometimes take a mount....whether she can fit or not."

"I do not want that image..."

"Yes she'd become pregnant...and give birth to a Skaldrone. The birth is lethal and the Skaldrone is a mini Skalroc. It's FAR weaker but STILL has access to all big guy's tricks. Was how we trained for the big battle in the beta."

Hailey looked at him in horror.

"YOU had girls get RAPED by that thing as TRAINING?"

"No. we'd offer it captured mararuders."

"Oh. Okay. Still fucked up but yeah."

The screams died after a while and Skalroc was seen to spew a mass of foul smelling cream on a mountainside with a rumble of satisfaction. The spew hissed like acid while the side of the mountain LITERALLY started melting from the toxicity and then the sated dragon flew off while the Underdark creatures crawled back into their holes and they closed up. Skalroc was then seen to flip the dead players off before flying off with a smugness to him and Tyler nodded a she hit safe on the recording.

"Yup. That's Skalroc alright. Smug as the blonde haired blue eyed daughter of big time oil baron in a public school."

He sent the video to the beta base and they all held a moment of silence for the suicidal idiots. Then Tyler looked at Kora.

"Alright. we'll head down there and see what we can scavange."

The sandy haired guy nodded.

"On it. And JESUS."

"Yeah. Skalroc's attacks are VICIOUS and downright cruel. He was just fucking around there. He got serious this entire area would be a crater."

Alexis whistled.

"And you killed him."

"We BASICALLY killed a dragongod. Come on. we'll use Dubby's humvee."

They nodded and Tyler took the wheel of the massive vehicle. Sarah appeared on the screen with a wide eyed expression as Tyler andhis looters got moving.

"We're live after Skalroc the Lord of the Dead finally makes his presence felt. Goreleech, what can you tell us about that DEPRAVED spectecle?"

"Tyler chuckled as he drove.

"That was just him fuckin around. Skalroc's an asshole. That was what he does when he's BORED and you POKE him."

"And the RAPE?"

"He does that too. Why the betabase keeps such CLOSE fuckin tabs om where he goes. He WILL attack you if he's bored enough. And since his A.I. was carried over from the beta....he's carring a grudge."

The reporter shivered.

"That thing is evil."

"And is BASICALLY GOD. It is THAT powerful in here. It can shrug off direct hits from nukes. we killed it in he beta by SHEER WEIGHT OF NUMBERS ALONE. we had TEN nukes...and that fucker tanked em all. we blew a wing off and that was when we REEEEALLLY pissed him off. Like bodyslams, breath attacks, summoning legions of Underdarkers to attack us, and much more in a near BLIND RAGE. we WON by the SKIN of our TEETH! And this time we're gonna go in with 30 nukes and 10,000,000 soldiers."

She smiled.

"We eagerly await the day Goreleech meets Skalroc in pitched battle."

The feed closed and the friends reached the remains of the player force fifteen minutes later. Tyler sighed as he saw the mutilated corpses and raped to death girls of the force.

"Idiots."

Hailey shivered as she hefted her Arisaka.

"They WILL respawn, right?"

"Yeah. But since they were killed by Skalroc they'll have respawned where they started when they first dived. Naked."

They whistled and Ben looked at the dead bodies.

"HARSH."

"Yeeeah. Skalroc does that INTENTIONALLY. JUST to fuck with you that much more. He IS the Lord of the Dead."

Kora looked at the arms on the ground.

"Well their stuff's in good condition."

Ben then went over to the set of vehicles they'd used.

"They mounted M2 brownings on trucks for technicles, Gore. we got a LOTTA stuff here."

"TAke it all."

"On it."

"Hey Gore."

Hailey's voice was heard by the rear of an intact Soviet era BTR-50 Armored Personell Carrier. Tyler walked over to her and the black haired girl nodded to it.

"I THINK someone's in there."

Tyler looked at the thing.

"Probably. If they ducked inside before Skalroc saw em, they'd have been forgotten entirely by his attacks as he relies on his eyes to aim. I'll take a look."

The more experienced player pulled his sawed off shotgun before he vaulted over the side of the APC and was faced with a cowering girl under the armored roof of the APC. She had terrified tears running down her face as Tyler appeared and her high, breathy voice was full of fear as she looked at him.

"Don't hurt me! Please! I'll do anything!"

Tyler smiled.

"We got a survivor! we gotchya. I'm Goreleech."

She gasped at this and her shaking stopped.

"GORELEECH? The Unkillable from the BETA?"

"In the horror! we'll getchya outta here."

The girl nodded wide eyed and Tyler helped her from the APC. She was a strikingly beautiful girl with knee length scarlet hair that shimmered like rubies in the midday sun while her skin was pale and her frame slender. she was half a head shorter then Tyler with a massive bust on her narrow chest that made her tac vest bulge to the point of exploding and she had a well toned frame from an active lifestyle. On her legs she wore tight fitting black pants that showed her curvaceous ass off quite well and on her feet were a pair of heeled boots. Her eyes were sapphire blue and she smiled as she looked at Tyler.

"I'm RiasGremory7777. Rias to my friends."

Tyler smiled.

"Is the name indicative?"

"Oh I can QUOTE DxD to you."

"Good answer. we will wage this war later."

Rias smiled at this and hugged him.

"Thank you for saving me."

"Sure thing, toots. Alright. we'll loot your stuff and get goin."

"Hey! I KEEP my stuff. Take the dead guy's."

"Atta girl. What were you thinking? Attacking Skalroc like that?"

The redhead sighed as the group got to work moving the collection of vehicles to the town.

"That was HANKWALL'S fucking brillant idea. he said we had like ten 50 cal machineguns and over 40 rockets. we could do it....annnd look what happened. I TOLD him it wasn't gonna be that easy. Fuck that thing nearly killed YOU Gore! Point made!"

Tyler chuckled as he patted her,

"Appreciate the fandom, Rias. YOU okay?"

She smiled with a suddenly shy blush.

"Yeah. I was able to remain unseen the entire time."

"We gotchya."

She smiled shyly and with a slight blush as the bigger gy smiled at her before Kora came up.

"Yo Gore. we got their RPG tube."

"Good. Rockets?"

"bout 4 left. Their M2s are in good shape though."

"Good. we can use em to assault the base. The BTR?"

"Loaded with gas. YOU got a plan?"

"Ha. Rolling fist."

"Niiice. Ben's got it rolling. These guys sucked. Their small arms are merely hunting rifles from the sporting store!"

"Makes sense. Overconfidence will get you killed. Or worse in LoD."

Rias was watching him talk with STARS in her eyes and Kora noted it and her new smile.

"Wow dude."

"Yeeeeah this is gonna be a mess."

"And you JUST got her to LIKE you again."

"Yup. I am going to be STABBED again."

"we got popcorn."

That got a chuckle before he looked at Rias.

"YOU too. We'll get this done and head back to town."

"Kay! where do ya want me?"

"See her?"

He gestured to a smirking Angel. Rias smiled.

"Sure!"

The busty redhead bounced off with plenty of bounce and Tyler just shook his head with a whistle.

"Okay. NOW we got a mirror of Rias Gremory with Asia's personality. What's next?"

"Tyler?"

Hailey came over with a dark look and he looked at her curiously.

"Oh there you are, Hails. We got a newbie."

She lifted an eyebrow.

"Do we?"

"Ugh. YOU'RE my girlfriend, Hails."

"Yeeet she looks like RIAS?"

"A VERY weird coincidence i am just going with."

"Uh-huh."

He kissed her and she squeaked at the sudden attack.

"Better?"

She smiled and kissed him.

"Now i am."

"Don't get jealous."

"Don't get cozy with that busty redhead."

"I won't."

"I won't."

He held her tightly and Ben chuckled as he came by carrying a mass of ammo boxes.

"Hey beFORE you go off into your own little world? Can you help us get this done? Like PLEASE?"

The couple chuckled at that one and the dead players' stuff was looted and brought back to the town. Their collection of vehicles were parked beside the RV and Rias was taken by Angel and Alexis for a VERY thorough shower that saw moans and groans of relief from inside. Tyler smirked as he looked at the group once they gathered around the table.

"Their idioicy actually helped us a lot. we got heavy machineguns we can repurpose and that BTR we can use to upgrade the RV."

Ben smirked.

"Use it's armor to upgrade the RV."

"Exactly. we did something similar in the beta with a tank graveyard and our own collection of wheels."

Rias perked up from her spot by Angel. the busty redhead's ruby mane sparkling like the gem from her shower as her airy and happy voice was heard.

"So can i stay?"

Tyler smiled.

"Sure, Rias."

"Yay! I get to stay with Goreleech! This is AWESOME!"

They chuckled at her cheer and Tyler patted Tulip beside him.

"She's almost as cute as YOU are when she does that!"

"Hey! I'M the camp cutie! NOT HER!"

That indignant outburst made them all bust up laughing before Tyler patted her and she beamed.

"BETTER! And YES i AM still snuggling you two."

Hailey sighed with a smile.

"Oh FINE, Tulip."

"Yay!"

Rias pouted.

"Boo. I WANNA snuggle the HERO!"

TYler just looked at Hailey beside him and she looked at him with a similar lifted eyebrow.

"And I JUST got you to LIKE me again."

She smiled sweetly.

"Don't do anything stupid!"

Tulip looked at her curiously.

"How stupid could he be, Hails? YOU only stabbed him with a knife."

"....She's got a point."

Tyler kissed her with a smile.

"Love you too, Hails."

She smiled and Rias sighed longingly.

"OOoh I want him for MYSELF! It is ON!"

"Oh FUCK. Sorry, Rias. I have my girl. You're amazing...but yeah. Hails has my heart."

Rias smiled sweetly.

"Which is WHY it'll be fun! I want my own hero!"

Hailey sighed.

"NO."

"Nope. Sorry, Rias."

"It's okay. we just met. You'll get there."

Angel smirked at that and looked at alexis beside her.

"THIS is gonna be very fun to watch."

The black haired biker nodded sagely.

"VERY fun. And I think we might finally see the day GORELEECH is killed. ONe of them has already drawn blood."

Ben looked at Kora.

"Aren;t you glad we're the only two gay guys in the group right now?"

Kora looked at Ben.

"NOW that you've said that, watch. An ENTIRE bus of gay studs will come over that hill...annnd we'll have that war to wage."

"Shit."

"Yeah. The idiot writing this fucked up story is a dick. Looking at YOU bro!"

The friends laughed as Kora looked at the ceiling of the RV with his exasperated glare and Tyler chuckled.

"Maybe the idiot writtin this hellhole...has a thing for making us suffer?"

Angel just sighed.

"I have a headache. Cut the shit."

"Sure."

The friends refocused and Tyler smiled.

"We're ahead of schedule and oversupplied for the time being. So we can enjoy our wrestling night."

They smiled and Rias was brought up to speed by Dublin beside her and the beautiful redhead nodded.

"So Gore's famous out there too. Good. I'll be sure to help my to-be husband get more famous and rich."

everyone looked at her in mild shock and Rias smiled.

"Yup! He'll be MY husband!"

"Hey don't I get a say in this, Rias?"

She thought about it for a moment.

"Oh yeah. we just met. It's fine. You WILL belong to me, Gore. You just need to fall first!"

Tyler looked at Hailey in shock.

"Sooo we went and picked up a Yandere. FUCK."

"Yup. And she looks like Rias. THIS...just became a nightmare."

Tulip shrugged.

"Let's just get ready for the show."

The friends chuckled at her sound idea before the friends got to work prepping the RV for the sponsered wrestling night. The floor and couches were drapped in extremely thick blankets, the guns were locked up, the RV parked inside a hidden alley with the rest of the vehicles hidden around the town before the friends made a mass of fingerfood for the show. Tyler smiled as Hailey snuggled up with him on the couch in a thin shirt and shorts while he was shirtless. Rias was glaring at the snuggling couple with an incredibly cute pout and Hailey sighed as she rested her head on Tyler's chest.

"Greeeat."

"we'll be fine."

"Yeah. I know."

He kissed her and Hailey smiled warmly as the group got comfy around them...and then Tulip snuggled right up beside the pair in her adorable pink nightgown. Hailey chuckled as the invading cutie settled on the open piece of couch beside the Survivor.

"Oh FINE. Tulip can stay."

"Yay!"

Tyler just patted her as Mylissa appeared on the screen.

"Hour till the official show starts. But you can watch the preperations and dark matches if you like."

"On-screen, Mylissia."

The friends chuckled at the reference and they were treated to a large screen view of the ring inside a large arena Tyler tilted his head at.

"Hey that's Madisen Square. It's ingame actually."

Hailey smirked.

"Bossfight?"

"Actually yes. THere was a zombotron inside it when we found it. Took us half an hour to kill it and it killed like 30 of our 40 men assault force."

They whistled at this and Ben chuckled as he had Kora in hus arms."

"Every time I see that place I think of the lame ass Godzilla movie that had the nest."

Alexis shrugged as she snuggled with Angel in bed bikinies by Tyler and Hailey.

"I've been to the Garden a few times. It feels WEIRD seeing it first hand."

Angel smirked.

"Interesting image."

Alexis chuckled at that one as Rias sat by Tyler on the couch and the redhead smiled as she was in her own bed bikini that was on the verge of exploding from her massive melons. Tyler smirked as an untelevised match started up with two of the lady stars.

"Paige versus Bailey in a no DQ huh? Oughta be inneresting."

Hailey smirked as the gothic Paige was seen on screen.

"Lemme guess. HOW many introsongs do you have, Gore?"

"A lot."

"Ugh. I forgot you found this entertaining."

"It's a lotta fun watching people pretend to BEAT each other to a pulp for our amusement."

The group chuckled at the dark assessment. The match started and Tyler stroked Hailey's hair as the back and forth fight went on and Alexis chuckled as Paige dropped Bailey with a striaght right.

"That is so fake. A good right like that shoulda DROPPED her."

Tyler chuckled as a kendo stick came out and was slammed into Paige's back.

"And that kendostick shoulda broken a few vertebra. I used one for a while in the beta and yeah. They build them things tough. I killed a stregor with one on a dare once."

They whistled at that one and Tulip looked at him.

"Why did you do something so stupid, Gore?"

"Termitron said I couldn't....so i did. I won 100 bucks off that one."

The friends groaned and chuckled in equal measure from that one. Paige got the win with her signiture move, RamPaige, and Tyler shrugged.

"Eh. Sallright."

The group smirked and Hailey looked at him.

"Woulda been better as a bra and panties match?"

"well DUH."

"Ugh. Love you too."

They chuckled as a man with black hair and a projected voice was heard.

"Hello, Goreleech company? Can you hear me? Michole Cole checkin in."

Tyler chuckled.

"I can hear ya loud an clear, Cole. You hear us?"

The man chuckled.

"Loud and terrifying. We'll be doing the intro in 5."

"I'll be sure to load my shotgun."

The girls sighed and Hailey looked at him.

"NO shooting our RV, GORE."

"Blanks, Hails."

"GOOD BOY."

"Love you too."

She sighed and Rias passed him a box of 12 gauge blanks he loaded into his Spaz12. The fans filtered into the stands and many of them gasped as they saw Tyler on the massive jombotron looking at them and the Survivor waved.

"Hiya!"

A mass of cheers were heard as they realized they could hear him and Tyler looked at Hailey.

"I'mma have a field day with this one."

"Oh SHIT."

The people lost it laughin at Tulip's squeak and Angel sighed.

"NO I will NOT flash them, Gore."

"Ha. I'm not touching that, Angel."

Rias smiled.

"I will if you tell me too, Gore!"

"Rias? Come on. Dignity."

"Oh. Sorry."

Hailey sighed dejectedly at her slump.

"Welll SHIT. She's.....yeeeeah."

The song ended and the pryotechnics for the opening went off and Tyler smirked.

"Weak. MY pyrotechnics are MUCH better!"

He got some chuckles and as the fireworks died down and Cole did his intro,

"Tonight we have a special here for you! Goreleech of the Lord of the dead...is tuning from inside the hellscape of LoD. Goreleech, can you hear me?"

The spaz12 went off and the crowd jumped at the sudden gunshot.

"Oh shit. Sorry. Forgot this thing was on."

Tyler's amused chuckle got a few smirks from those that knew and the survivor looked at the crowd.

"I can hear ya loud an clear, Cole. So, who's getting PLANTED first?"

The man chuckled.

"First up is the renewal of the bitter rivially between Roman Reigns....and Bray Wyat! In a NO DQ match."

Tyler smirked at this one.

"Let's go to hell together."

Hailey sighed as he dropped the catchphrase.

"I am DATING a Hollywood famewhore now. GREEAT."

"When'd the Miz get here?"

The crowd busted up laughing at that one and so didn't the RV from Tyler's mild question. Kora smirked.

"I can HEAR his bitching now."

"Odds are he will later. all that guy seems to do is bitch."

The heavy slamming intro song for Reigns exploded now and Dublin shrugged as he strode to the ring.

"eh. I'm more old school."

Tyler nodded sagely as he fed Hailey some popcorn chicken.

"They don't make em like they used to, that's for damn sure. I saw that match where Undertaker threw Mic Foley off that cage. Ha. Try doin that nowadays."

Ben nodded as Reigns completed his intro.

"Or an ACTUAL FIGHT? Hey Gore, where you around for ECW at it;s prime?"

"Like the barbed wire ropes?"

"Jesus that was a messed up era. But hey it was REAL."

"Ha. I for one, miss the bra an panties matches. That one with Trish Stratus and Milina was good."

The guys chuckled at that one and Reigns had a microphone. Tyler saw this.

"Oh this oughta be good."

Reigns smirked as he confronted the Survivor.

"So YOU'RE the Lord of the Dead, eh Gore?"

"Nope. THAT title belongs to Skalroc. Me? I'm just Unkillable."

"Is that so?"

"Put a helmet on, an I'd be MORE an to drop yo bitchass Roman. In HERE...we ACTUALLY hit you. And my GOD would it hurt."

Roman chuckled.

"Ya know something? That's a great idea. I put a helmet on...and see who is the better fighter. ME or YOU."

"I'm in. Get a helmet. I'm right here bro."

HAiley looked at Kora in shock.

"Are they seriously gonna do this?"

The sand haired guy looked at her in an also shocked expression as the crowd went nuts on the screen.

"If they DO it'd be fucking amazing."

Tyler was smiling as Roman looked at him.

"I'll get in touch with that manager of yours, GORELEECH. See who's the bigger man."

"Don't you DARE."

"Yes hails."

"Good. KEEP. YOUR PANTS. ON."

".....Yes Hails."

The Rv slumped at Tyler's slump and the crowd just luaghed before a sound of yelling was heard that announced the arrival of Bray. Tyler watched as the arena went dark and the lantern wielding lunatic was seen.

"There's actually a creature like that in here. Lantern an all. We call em Reapers. And my GOD are those bastards tough. They BEAT ya to death with their lantern and the ONLY to gun em down is to set em on fire. They're a lower tier boss and are KINDA rare. was one reason I started packing a flamethrower wherever I went."

The eerie intro ended and Bray took the microphone now and Tyler chuckled.

"Oh. Madman with a microphone. watch yourself people."

Bray chuckled his unsettling chuckle.

"How amusing. Goreleech thinks he knows what Sister Abigail is like."

"Actually? I do. There's a Sister Abigail creature in here too. Annnd they are PURE nightmare fuel. Basically a grown up Sally in a wedding gown that haunts lonely highways. If you see her...yeeeah you only have like three seconds to drop a grenade and run. Caaaause she's an upper tier boss with claws that slice through tank armor and she eats people. And is abut 6 feet tall. I encountered one in the beta while searching for a place to build my base...and that was my first near death experience. I used a knife as she tanked all my bullets and yeah. was NOT a good day. She dropped a good amount of stuff too, so it came out to about even."

Tyler shrugged and Kora sighed.

"Greeeat. Sally and her mom."

"err."

"Don't make it weird."

They chuckled at that one and Bray smirked.

"Amusing. Do you, FOLLOW. THE BUZZARDS?"

Tyler chuckled.

"I'mma a fan. But the last time I followed buzzards anywhere? I got attacked by an undead tree monster. WHY it was a TREE I will NEVER know."

They sighed as the match started and Mylissa appeared on a second panel.

"Soo have I got an opportunity for you, Gore."

"Beating up superstars?"

She smirked as the match went on.

"Beating up superstars and meeting them too."

"I can do that. So long as they're aware I DO have a reputation to keep."

"Oh they are. Vince wants to make a point that his stars ARE in fact as tough as they claim to be. So your matches will be LOD streetfights. To the death."

"YIKES. So he wants to be beat the kids' icons to death with my bare hands."

"Pretty much."

"And the ladywrestling?"

She smirked.

"Will be meeting up for a different reason. Meet'n'greets."

"Ha. That'll be fun."

Hailey sighed.

"NO trying to seduce them."

"why? It'd be FUNNY to see who goes for it."

"NO."

"Love you too, Hails."

She beamed and Tyler looked at the match as Roman nearly split Bray in half with a spear tackle.

"Eh."

The match ended and Roman looked at the survivor with a smirk.

"You think you can handle that?"

"Roman. I strangled a Stregor on a dare. Okay? I STRANGLED, an UNDEAD GORILLA...JUST to prove I could. I think the more important question?"

Tyler's eyes lit up with a dark fire.

"Are YOU ready to come to MY WORLD? If so? You know what to do. To ANYONE that thinks you can beat me in a fistfight, I INVITE you to try. Come to me. And LET'S GO TO HELL TOGETHER."

The crowd cheered that dark invite and Mylissa laughed.

"YES! That is exactly what I needed! YOU will be getting MANY fights now, Gore! Aside from your progressing the game. YOU are NOW a prizefighter. And you are not ALLOWED to lose."

"I won't. I fight undead monsters for fun. THEM? THEY'LL be a cakewalk for me."

The next match was Paige versus Bailey in a no DQ match. The black haired goth did her intro and too the mic with a smirk as she spoke in her Irish accent.

"So. The UNKILLABLE wants a meet'n'greet. Okay. Always nice to meet a fan!"

Tyler cracked his neck with a chuckle.

"And it is ALWAYS fun to go runnin with a hot goth screamer."

She laughed an Tulip looked at him.

"Gore? You're an idiot."

"I know. Why it's FUN."

"Owwwie."

He hugged her and Hailey sighed.

"idiot."

Paige recovered and smirked.

"I'll be sure to thank you properly for those words, raunchy kid."

"I like REEEEALLLY wanna make a paid for it joke....buuuut I have way too many FAR HOTTER girls looking at me with loaded guns.....REAL. LOADED GUNS."

The crowd oooooh'd at the jab as Angel sighed.

"Greeeat. He IS having a field day fucking with them."

The girls chuckled at that one and Paige smirked as the crowd went quiet.

"I'll be sure to prove you wrong on lots a things, Goreleech. And in there I CAN AND WILL hit you."

TYler shrugged.

"Don't break a nail now princess!"

The RV smirked at that one as the fabs laughed and Paige had a VERY irritated expression now.

"I'll see you when I dive."

"I'll be sure to pack sunblock."

That got another ooooooh from the crowd and Kora chuckled as Bailey appeared on screen.

"dude you are HILARIOUS and an ASSHOLE. She is gon kill you."

"Nah."

The exurberant Bailey took the mic now and Tulip popped up.

"I WANT A HUG DAMMIT!"

That got a mass of chuckles from the watchers and Bailey.

"I'll be sure to give you one."

"Yay! YOU be NICE."

"Yes Tulip."

"GOOD. or I'll shoot ya!"

"wow. She a VIOLENT flower."

Rias smiled.

"Every Tulip has her thorns right?"

"OOh good one."

The group chuckled as rthe match started and Tyler fingerfed Hailey more popcorn chicken and she smirked.

"HOw romantic."

He smiled.

"I got ways, Hails."

She smiled and Kora smirked. Ben saw this.

"Bro we been over this. NOT in front of a people."

"Ew. Big Brother I do not want to see you take it in the ass."

Tulip's disgusted mew had them all laughing as the match ended in Paige winning. Tyler clapped as well and she flipped him off.

"Sorry, toots, already claimed."

The crowd chuckled at that one before the stars left the stage and Paige appeared on a second screen with a smirk,

"You are a dick. and we'll do a promo together."

Tyler smiled.

"Sure. Just see Mylissa and we'll go from there."

"Sure....and I want a hug too, cutie!""

"Yay! Hot got tiddies!"

Tyler was then fixed with a myriad of angry stares and he sighed.

"Ya know now EVERYTHING she says comes from ME right?"

Angel smirked.

"We blame YOU by default."

Ben chuckled.

"Tulip's always...been like that. Gore is just making it worse."

The chocolate haired cutie giggled as she got a hug from the survivor and Tyler sighed.

"eh fine."

They chuckled and they watched as The Miz appeared on screen now. Tyler smirked.

"Oh shit. Here we go. whaddya want?"

The star smirked.

"We're live with the most must-see talkshow in-"

Tyler tuned his longwinded intro out to hug Tulip and kiss Hailey before the superstar looked at him.

"So, GORELEECH, i heard what you said."

"which part?"

The Miz smirked into his mic.

"About me being a famewhore."

"He admits it. FINALLY."

Hailey smirked.

"Oh this is gonna be a fun one. TWO arrogant pricks."

"weird image, Hails."

"FUCK YOU!"

"Ugh get it out of my head."

"Bro not cool."

Tyler chuckled at the shiver in his friends and Miz merely lifted a white belt.

"I have the most intercontinental championship reigns AND THE LONGEST TOO! I'm an A-list Hollywood star and what are YOU? Some kid in a videogame?"

TYler smiled.

"I'm the Unkillable. Sooo you've LOST the belt more times then anyone else? IS that what I'm hearing?"

The crowd oooooh'd and Miz tore his cheap glasses off.

"I'm the Miz and i work my ass off-"

"Bitching and complaining once again. Bro. Get over yourself. You're just the pisspoor imitation of everyone's favorite whiner, Chris Jericho in his prime. You're no A-lister. Bill MURRAY is. TOM HANKS IS. EMMA WATSON IS. YOU are just some punkass with a greased up hairdo that's paid to bitch. And run away. Me? I'm famous for planting my feet and WINNING. EVERY TIME. I have the title of Unkillable. Cause I can't be killed. YOU have the title of HOLLYWOOD'S BIGGEST BITCH. So please. By all means. AMUSE ME, PEASANT! I will SO enjoy the checks YO ASS is writing me!"

The crowd oooooh'd hard at this one while the Miz was on the verge of a RAGE while Tyler's friends all chuckled and Kora smirked.

"Damn dude. Grudge much?"

Tyler shrugged with a chuckle.

"I got a particular hatred for slimey bitches that would rather run from their problems then face them head on."

Hailey chuckled.

"Explains a lot."

Rias siddled closer and rested her head against Tyler's leg with a smile. Tulip looked at her.

"Rias? You're in the way of my footstool."

Tyler sighed as the laughing redhead moved.

"Greeeat. i upgraded form babsitter....to footstool. YIPPEE."

They chuckled....

"what the fuck do you mean by that?"

Only for what he said to fully process and Tyler was then fixed with a mass of irritated stares. Hailey smirked.

"my FIST is in PERFECT position to destroy your beloved balls, Gore. DO NOT, piss me off too much."

"Love you too, Hails."

She smiled and settled down as the next match was set up. dublin smirked.

"Becky Lynch versus Charlotte. Ha."

Tyler shrugged.

"eh. More a Charlotte then Becky."

Angel smirked.

"Cause she's a hot blonde?"

"Cause the things she can do with her spine are not natural. Sorry. A human being is not meant to bend like that."

That got a few chuckles as the blonde star did her intro before taking rhe microphone and Tyler chuckled. Charlotte had a stone face as she looked at the screen.

"So I'm UNNATURAL, is THAT what you're saying?"

"Lady you can bend your spine into a figure 8. Okay?"

She chuckled.

"I WORK at it."

"Seems you're trying a little too hard."

Angel smacked him.

"NO. NOT cool. I KNOW where you're going with that."

"Ha."

Charlotte nodded approvingly.

"Good. I want to hit him too."

"Wooooooo!"

Tyler'd sudden callout made the RV jump and the crowd laugh before Charlotte smirked.

"So you KNOW I'm a Natural."

"Yup. Alll NATURAL GIRL!"

Hailey slugged him.

"ENOUGH with the bad jokes you idiot. YOUR. JOKES. SUCK. Accept it."

Tulip looked at Rias as the crowd laughed.

"I think he's funny."

"I think he's hilarious."

"Do we suck is he funny?"

"He's funny. I am AWESOME!"

That got a chuckle from the group and the next one becky as she did her intro. Then the redhead got herself a mic and spoke in her heavy irish accent.

"so ya be the one called Goreleech. How old are you?"

"15."

THAT one made a few heads turn and Charlotte whistled.

"He's fiften? Damn."

"Whhhy THANK YOU!"

"WASN'T COMPLEMENTING YOU."

"sorry already claimed. You're gorgeous but yeah."

She sighed.

"NO."

Tyler chuckled at that as Hailey just sighed.

"Can you like STOP hitting on them? Like PLEASE?"

He kissed her.

"YOU win, Hails."

"Yeah how so?"

"I came for YOU."

She shivered at that and smiled at the truth before he held her tightly.

"And THIS TIME you're not going anywhere."

"NO I am NOT. I love you, Gore."

"I love you too, Hails."

The match started and Tyler smiled as he snuggled with Hailey on his chest and Charlotte won. The survivor looked at Kora.

"What's the main event?"

"I think Braun versus The great Khali."

"Ha."

Tyler looked at the screen.

"I could drop em both."

The group chuckled as the Monster among men strode out like a angry bull and grab a microphone and Tyler smirked.

"What bullman?"

The massive star smirked.

"YOU will GET. THESE. HANDS!"

The crowd roared at the catchphrase and Tyler's eyes turned to ice and his grin sadistic while a feeling of utter EVIL exploded off his frame as he looked at the now on edge bigger man.

"Are you ready....to face....The DEMON? There is a REASON I AM CALLED A MONSTER. And I INVITE YOU, to find out why. COME WITH ME. LET;S GO TO HELL TOGETHER!"

EVERYONE shuddered from the raspy, lifeless tone in Tyler's voice. The Survivor chuckled as he sat back.

"THAT is how you scare someone."

The match started and Hailey looked at him.

"Yeah, hi. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?"

He shrugged.

"That's how I scare people in other games, Hails. I legit make people piss themselves."

The friends shrugged at this as the ring was destroyed by a suplexing of the Great Khali. The episode ended and Tyler chuckled as the after air matches played out and he looked at Hailey.

"eh. Was alright."

She chuckled at that verdict.

"Your commentary was the more entertaining."

Mylissa appeared on her screen with a smile.

"Gore you could npt have adverted yourself better. Arrogant, raunchy, all too willing to pick a fight, cocky, and above all? fucking entertaining to watch. Vince saw the ratings of the episode already and they fucking LOVED it. You'll be facing superstars in there now."

Tyler nodded.

"And to protect my title of Unkillable I can't lose a single fight."

"Nope. You'll need to be undefeated the entire time."

"My kinda game."

The manager chuckled and looked at her paper.

"You've been requested to appear on Smackdown next."

"Sure. It's kinda fun trashin superstars."

That got a chuckle as the screens went ut and the friends cleaned up the mess. Tulip bounced to the room with Tyler and Hailey chuckled at her eagerness before they all settled in the bed together. Tulip wasting no time in snuggling up to Tyler's chest with Hailey holding the cutie too. Tyler smiled as he kissed Hailey.

"Good night, Hails. I love you."

"Good night, Gore. I love you too."

"Night Tulip!"

"Night!"