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Living The Cliche Life

Your run of the mill Multiverse story with a "Rudimentary System" and a main character that can't make up his mind. This fanfic can be counted as wish fulfilment. This fanfiction is now officially a crack fic because I can't write serious stuff

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Chapter 61:Peace Is Nice

Chapter 61:Peace Is Nice

(DxD)

{}Sacred Gear Talking

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I was woken up from my sleep due to knocking on the door, groggily getting out I opened the door revealing Issei on the other side.

"Hello I am..."

"The guy who called you lives on the second room, I am going back to sleep." I yawn and enter back in my room and go back to hugging Lilith who apparently snuck in again.

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"Azazel if you're going to summon him, at least go receive him at the door."I complain during breakfast.

"How was I supposed to know that he couldn't even use teleportation circles."

"Wait, you two are talking about the current red dragon emperor right?"

"Yeah."

"Oh dear let's hope Vally won't kill him right away."

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I once more visited my family back in Naruto while avoiding Naruto, he is been after me for some years.

He just handled Toneri, the satellite I sent up worked brilliantly and kept the moon where it belongs.

I just finished reading a bed time story to my nieces and Anko showed up with a grin.

"Hey~ Guess who cracked that poison~" I grin as well before lifting her to a princess carry and teleport to top of Hokage Rushmore.

We spend the night watching the stars while I occasionally flipped off the moon to piss off Toneri only to remember he is blind now.

In the morning Anko passed me the cure/vaccine for Samael's poison and left for her job back in T&I.

From there I teleported to Republic City and spend time with my wives there before taking the cure for the curse from Morgan.

Taking them both I can feel something has changed but can't put my finger on it. So being the genius I am I took out some left over blood and drunk it.

Good new I am immune to Samael, bad news Morgan banned me from seeing my nieces for that move.

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Coming back to DxD I gave a dose to Vally and put a dose in Issei's food why?

Because that dude got a new body made out of Great Red himself when he got poisoned.

The last one to get the dose was Ophis.

"What is this?"

"This is cure for Samael's poison Ophis." She nodded and took it. She can act smart when she wants.

"Ethan, some of my people told me this." Then she starts explaining how Old Satan Faction asked her assistance with the peace treaty coming up.

I explained Ophis that they're doing a peace treaty so, they won't have to fight among each other and they can finally train themselves.

Ophis somehow came to the conclusion that the guys making peace one day will help her with Great Red and declined Old Satan factions request.

I really should give her the ring...

*Ring*

[Don't you dare trick a loli into joining your harem! -Valentina Lucifer]

Does she have a built-in sensor?

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The day of the treaty arrived and as a proud foster father/father in law. Azazel decided to took me and Vally as his bodyguards.

Lilith is planning to be fashionably late...

Azazel has already revealed himself to Rias and Co. So people weren't shocked to see me come alongside him.

"Huh, I didn't expect thay I would be early." Azazel mutters to himself

"Yeah, apparently Michael had a last minute change but he's coming." Serafall answers to his question.

So while we were waiting I pulled out a deck of cards and started playing with Vally.

"Azazel those two?"

"You guys brought cards holy hell I am bored bring it here."

So it turned into Sirzechs, Serafall, Azazel, Grayfia, Vally and me playing cards.

Turns out my luck is really bad when it comes to gambling then again if you don't count Vally the youngest person in this game is at least 1000 Years Old.

While we were playing (The rest is watching from the side) Heaven faction finally appeared with Michael, Irina and Gabriel?

Seeing them come we collected the cards and got up from our seats. Only for something shocking to happen.

"Ethan~"Gabriel comes and gives me a kiss, a deep kiss that would definitely see her falling but she didn't fall why.

Because the act of falling involves sinning and I am like a black hole that sucks it up leaving her pure.

[Yes I know I am forcing the plot] In short more lewd she becomes thicker my plot armor gets.

The result of Gabriel's action is not something we can currently deal with but just to assure Michael I switched to my Angel Blood letting my halo manifest showing that I am still "pure"

"Did she just kissed him to becoming an angel!?" And we have the idiot finally getting himself together.

Treaty progressed wonderfully without Vally betraying anyone but Old Satan faction tried attacking anyway.

Katerea threw some magicians to the barrier before detonating them and managed to get inside alone against 2 Maous 2 Seraphs and Governor of Fallens.

Watching all of this Azazel brought out a granade launcher and started bombarding her with Thot Slayers™.

He made an improvement to the Cthulhu Ice Creams, now they somehow have muscles. Freaking Ice cream looks like it went to the Machio GYM.

"Hot damn that weapon has some serious uses Azazel." Lilith finally makes her appearance.

"Lilith-sama!?"(Sirzechs and Serafall)

"Well your little boyfriend's inventions."

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Once Katerea was "disposed" Lilith made her speech about wanting peace and having another family then she promptly sat me in her chair before sitting on my lap.

Poor Issei passed out after seeing her outfit so he didn't wail like a animal being slaughtered.

While we are amongst people we can trust Azazel admitted having Vally and her team in Khaos Brigade as spies.

In the end treaty was signed by all parties and everyone left for their homes, I ignored Xenovia's gaze.

Now that the treaty was signed and we handled Rizevim I don't have a reason to stay.

Getting to the Cafe we are greeted by Ophis who said one thing...

"Ethan you're dying." I would later learn I passed out right after that.

[Dan dan daaan Another cliche to put Ophis in harem]