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Life Is Hard

Oz, an avid fan of all things fictional, because life sucks even for the best of us sometimes, is reborn as Ren, son of Bardock and Gine five years before Goku. This is his story, deal with it.

Time_Kink · Televisi
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79 Chs

Ch.41

When Buffy came up with the plan, she wanted Willow, Dawn and Tara to use the slayer activation spell. They were ready, especially Willow and Tara who now rivaled me in magical knowledge, if not sheer power alone. Together even I had to watch my back as they weren't to be trifled with. Dawn had reached the end of the line with basic magic and all the hood branches.

I'd stopped her training for now because she needed to tap into the power of the key and ascend to become a goddess. Her knowledge wasn't far off from our own so she was preparing at least. We spent the one last night and come morning, I put the mansion and Summers home into the rings. I prepared two busses and cloaked them in enochian sigils so they couldn't be tracked.

We went in and I collapsed the halls and tunnels needed to ensure the Uber vamps go where we want them to. I cut my palm with the rest as we opened the hellmouth. I went down first with the hellhounds and had my beasties stop at the cliff. I passed out blue scythes to the potentials and put a hand to my lips as I pulled out a bag of rings. I told them not to react and put one on apiece.

I told them what they did and how not to abuse them. The hellhounds spread out and when Buffy saw the army we were to face, I took her hand and nodded slowly, telling her not to forget the sunlight vials. I told her I gave each potential five of them apiece in their rings. I handed Faith them as well so that left the five extra I had for her. She took them and I gripped my sword handles as the vampires turned to face us.

I had the hellhounds line up along the walls and breathe fire down at the coming horde of vampires. The potentials threw vials hundreds of vamps were vaporized in minutes. By the time Kennedy came down with Buffy's scythe, a good portion of the vamps were dead. Waves of them kept coming and were burned and fought them back when we ran out of vials.

I did a massive fireball spell that used up pretty much all my magic to drop half the army of vamps. Soon the hellhounds were fighting with claws, teeth and fire as the potentials joined them. I tossed Kennedy a blue scythe and we went to work. None of them made it passed our lines by the time Spike got all tingly with a necklace Buffy had come home with the other night.

She hadn't kissed Angel apparently, even telling me as much before I said anything. I cut heads off vamps until the amulet spike wore triggered. The hellhounds blew fire and the light the amulet gave off dusted all the vamps near us. I took the hellhounds into the painted world and we left quickly.

Buffy said her goodbyes to Spike and I didn't comment as we left together. The new slayers had all made it, though many were injured. Buffy and I teleported once we were out and ended up beyond the Sunnydale sign as the bus raced towards us. They made it passed the sign as well and pulled over fifteen feet away.

Of everyone, surprisingly none of them died. Dawn had saved Anya and the witches wiped the bringers apparently since the vamps weren't coming up. Robin Woods was hurt, but senzu beans later, even the most severely injured had survived. I poked fun at Buffy's doom and gloom 'we're not all gonna make it' attitude.

She kissed me and told me to always be there to prove her wrong. I growled and kissed her again before Faith said we needed to leave before Buffy and I get bouncy in the middle of nowhere. Xander pointed out the mall was gone and I told them. "That's alright, I emptied the entire town of valuables, mall, banks and all. Everything from food and money to toys and shit we don't need like baby diapers. I figured it would go to waste if we failed and if we succeeded the hellmouth would be destroyed with the town so why not?"

Xander patted my shoulder. "Jesse man, I love ya."

I huffed and Buffy said she'd fight him for me. We all chuckled and left. I drove us to LA where I brought us to the safe house. Xander called it a warehouse and I told him to shut up and go inside.

He did and found it was really different than he expected inside. There was a door in the middle of it and I told them all my planning from the billion dollar cloaked satellite system to Slayer Inc, the business I started that owns all the safe houses. I told them about the HQ and every facility across the globe loaded with weapons, tech and magical armor. I told them every summer since I'd retrieved the slayer scythe and felt it's power before I'd been preparing for the possibility that someone might be crazy enough to do what we did.

I waved a hand. "Here we are with everything I'd prepared us for. Buffy, I now name you CEO and co-owner of the company Slayer Inc. Giles, I name you my successor and immediate CEO of Watcher's Industries. Your goal is to find and train new watcher to find and train all the slayers that join us in the war against demons and the armies of every hell realm that exists. Once we spend a month resting and regrouping, I plan to take the war to demons on earth and everywhere."

Buffy smiled and said that sounded like a plan to her. She asked if I was the other owner and I shook my head telling her I'd made Faith the other owner as she was the last true slayer like herself. Faith was gobsmacked, but I told her congratulations for owning a multibillion dollar company. I told them the AI I built would take care of the legal stuff and taxes so we had a blank check to fuck up demondom.

The new slayers cheered while I chuckled. Six months later we were a well oiled machine with the Devon coven and many other hood coven joining us across the globe to help us out in our fight. To start with our first major actions were to assemble over five hundred well trained slayers with my help. We joined Angel's team in LA and I helped Wesley kill the demon sorcerer.

I'd drained the powerful bastard of his magic and destroyed him. The others had helped Angels team as well and except Lorne who killed Lindsey. When we arrived in the alley, I uncloaked with Wesley as my new armor allowed. I tossed Gunn a senzu bean as he arrived with Faith.

She had him eat it and healed instantly. I told them to deal with the demons, I was going to break Wolfram and Hart's ties to LA to prevent them from dragging it to hell. Illyria looked to Dawn and said she recognized the power she carries. I didn't pay attention as Angel asked how they were supposed to hold off an army.

Buffy held up her hand and five hundreds armored and weaponized slayers appeared out of nowhere. Gunn spoke. "Damn, that'll do it."

Faith told them. "Five hundred fully trained slayers. If it doesn't then we don't deserve our title."

I moved and disappeared, appearing in Wolfram and Hart's offices. I broke the portal foundations and stole absolutely everything. I freed the soul contracts with magical fire and stole the spaceship pod before the building collapsed into a pit as I teleported out. Their magic failed as the barrier they planned to use collapsed in on itself.

I made it back to the fighting and cleared several streets as the hellhounds brought down the dragon. They tore it apart and ate it before moving on. I took two of every dead demon before it was over. When it was, only a few slayers were injured and one hellhound died.

We regrouped in Angel's old hotel we were behind and I created a portal door out for us. We left and told Angel's team to keep up the good fight. I left them armor and weapons before Buffy and I stepped through last after the hellhounds. We had other battles and once I was done doing a full autopsy on all the demons, marking their weaknesses, the full slayer organization got a mental download while the Initiative got another massive email. They worked with us and within the next year we had fifteen hundred slayers who wiped out all the Wolfram and Hart law offices on earth.

None of them escaped and all the souls were set free from the contracts. The second ship Spike took having left Angel's team. He met up with some cockroach demon aliens and they worked it for him as he became their captain. With the fall of Wolfram and Hart and with Angel not having gone to hell twice, Twilight couldn't come into being so that was averted.

We continued to massacre vampires around the globe, soon making them extinct. I did head to San Francisco and met the siphoner Severn. I stripped him of his power with a blood spell, permanently taking it for myself. He'd simply woken up having blacked out for a few hours in bed.

Xander and Anya remarried and had a love hate relationship while training slayers as watchers. Even Andrew became a watcher and did good with a commercial to help slayers find us or safe houses as needed. I didn't need to hunt down Harmony and dust her because Buffy dusted her on her way in to help Angel. Sadly or however one would put it, Faith ended up sharing a bed with Buffy and I alongside dozens of slayers Buffy found attractive.

Two more years passed before Dawn went off to college right after talking Buffy into letting me be her first. She'd gotten her wish and more because she, Faith and the dozen or so slayers had ended up pregnant. It'd been a messed up night and one I barely remember because Dawn broke my necklace and took off my piercings so she didn't get hurt as much. I'd been in a list filled way and so had the slayers thanks to a hiccup of Dawn's burning off my sigils by trying a failed sex magic she miss interpreted into a locator spell.

Her key energies burned my tats off and it was on. Buffy had to take a morning after pill, but as it turns out, that shit don't work with slayers if a male slayer is in the mix. Even she was expecting and we found that out a month later. Dawn had tried to hide it, but by the time she came back six months later, it was too late for anything except parenthood.

I became a prolific breeder as it turns out because half the slayers at HQ had bedded me and most of them were as young as seventeen. I was so fucked up that I stopped having sex altogether for a time. Buffy never once blamed me because it was at her request thanks to Dawn that I'd even allowed it. The castle became a nursery for five hundred babies, all male and all potential slayers as it turns out.

Learning this, Giles said it was likely my line required a bloodline lineage to become a male slayer. Only Dawn's baby boy was different. He had green hair and a magical look to him. For a while at least, Dawn and the others argued with me that it wasn't my fault.

Buffy eventually got me back into bed five months after she had our son, Tristan. She did so by saying yes to marrying me which would likely crush Angel and Spike. Anyways, she and Faith started us out with the piercings in. The next thing I know, I'm tongue deep in Faith while Buffy is sucking me off and working me with her hand.

I growled when I felt her take off the piercings and Faith told me to lick her more and focus on her. I narrowed my eyes and obliged as soon we both climaxed and it wasn't a mouth I was in either. She slid off of me and there was Dawn, quivering and panting. Buffy moved her off and took her place.

She told me she loved me and we got lost in each other as another night of mistakes happened. It seems once I'd become a slayer, my seed had become addictive to slayers while Dawn just had a crush on me and had already given birth to one of my kids so she wanted to equal Buffy at least or whatever. More slayers came and many I had barely met with no sex at all.

I'd had a longer night as nearly a thousand slayers lost their V cards and many more had another kid. It became the words most awkward place to be when Tara and Willow showed up a year later wanting baby batter for rugrats of their own. Luckily, once pregnant, the slayers would leave me alone.

Buffy had the decoy bots raising the kids in the opposite side of the castle I'd added on the nursery to. It was still a slayer organization and we had rules with mandates and goals. Besides Dracula, Angel and Spike, only the two vampire old ones were left of their race. We'd wiped them out entirely.

Hell, without twilight no slayers stood up against the organization and while not all joined, those that didn't, appreciated the intel and backup when necessary. I couldn't go anywhere without running into a slayer that went into heat upon getting near me so I was tempted to say no, but Buffy and I were married so I didn't have much of a say being the guy.

She asked them how they wanted it and which ones did to which Willow said she was going to be the mother. I shifted in my seat and asked if she couldn't have Xander or literally anyone else do it. Tara said they wanted a slayer boy to help out and do good in the future. I growled and Buffy said they'd get it. Two hours later Tara said it wouldn't work without sex because my seed died unreasonably quick when it left me apparently.

She held Willow and watched me enter the first woman that I'd ever had a crush on. Buffy told her as much and why I never said anything. Anyways, I filled the redhead and she cried out to a goddess saying she'd never felt so full. I began moving and hammering her while Tara's tits bounced in my face while Willow had her mouth full below of Tara.

It got out of hand because when Willow and I climaxed, Tara introduced her rear to me and I plunged in. She started kissing Willow and talking dirty while her fingers played with Willow. Soon she joined the statistic that pretty much declared if I fucked how without magical protection you were having a baby boy. Willow and Tara both came back repeatedly even while pregnant for more. It became them, Buffy, Faith and Dawn whom frequented our bed.

I had a nightmare that came true three years later when we began going to war with demon dimensions all over. Anya and Xander came saying Xander sterilized himself accidentally when a boar in Africa gouged him. Even senzu beans couldn't help him have kids and he'd promised Anya them. Anya talked all the way through sex until I fucked her like a jackhammer and made her pass out.

They had their kid and I told Xander never again. Dawn reached her goddess hood or whatever and became the patron of a demon realm that had good demons who were innocent. It didn't bother us because even the three wrathful goddesses were sealed away for good, dozens of other hell gods had fallen and even the First had been banished again with Hope's Dagger. The slayers were ten thousand strong and soon Twilight came.

Angel had joined the slayers out into a hell realm and came back possessed. He tried to rape Buffy and nearly killed me in the process before Dawn brought him down for a minute with Willow and Tara's help and the entire two hundred plus coven. My body was damaged beyond mortal repair so I'd gone and returned in a clone body with a month's expiration date. With it, we managed to fight Twilight back to the Seed of Wonder which Buffy was forced to break.

The scythe broke and the seed vanished before twilight was banished from Angel. He was devastated and Giles had died stopping him from taking the seed and giving birth to himself in a way. We were broken, but not destroyed. The seed was in the painted world being repaired in a special circle.

I told them where and how to find and finish making a second seed of wonder. I told them magic would return and so long as the seed was placed on the alter, things would be as they were only so long as Angel doesn't say yes to Twilight again, it wouldn't be able to return. He agreed and I told him how to save Giles and bring him back. Buffy was shocked I'd known how as even Willow and Tara were at a loss.

I told them. "You may have studied magic, but I've studied all possible magical artifacts as well. Where magic fails some artifacts can succeed."

We moved quickly before magic disappeared for good. Once the second seed was in place, I told Angel to bring Giles back, he had to do it himself. I recommended he used the Mahra blood once Giles was back and become human so Twilight could never come. Not many slayers died and so we resumed our work.

Only the Scooby inner circle was made aware of my full status after that and once they understood everything I was offering, Xander, Anya, Willow, Tara and even Buffy agreed. I brought out Jenny and told them she'd escaped death using the ring I gave her. I told them of my condition and how the clone would soon fail which was why I never suggested it for Joyce because it would be too cruel. I told them I'd tried to prolong it with magic before and I'd had to resort to one of my previous bodies to survive after I'd enhanced it.

I spent my last month with the five women I'd loved most, hunting the icons of Illyria and sealing all three of them away for good. When it was time, I took in all of the others including Buffy and our kids. Kid Giles and Jenny stayed with the special rings and a pregnant Kennedy who now led the slayer organization. All the other children stayed safe and were raised slayers.

My clone body died and dissolved as my ring vanished into my soul. I appeared before Giles and the others, telling them I'd await the day we meet again. They agreed and I left via fading to whatever was next. My immortal true body from that world had the soul shard and was with Buffy and the others in the mansion that was our place in the immortal city which started out as Glory city, only now upgraded with tons of tech.

My next life awaited and after the void of nothingness, it came.