Ch.34

Soon Tsunade came back to the village and I retired as a Jonin. She begged me not to, but I told her I was going to do bounty hunting instead to get the money I needed. I gave her and Shizune one night of stress relief, only because her tits could double as bowling balls. I'd fucked them both with Anko into a near comatose state.

I left them stuffed and unconscious, twitching and naked in the same bed not far from where I'd fucked Yamato senseless. She'd needed a distraction after Hayate's death so she was there on the sofa fully fucked and unconscious now. I left the village and hunted down dozens of S class ninjas in the bingo book. When I came across Itachi and Kisame, I told Itachi to walk away while I dealt with Kisame or I'd be forced to end him once the mist nin was dead.

He tried his genjutsu crap, but failed miserably. His eyes could no more work on me than mine could trap him, though mine were stronger being eternal. I killed Kisame and not just his outside clone, but the one hiding in the shark sword as well. I cleansed it and kept the sword, feeding it massive amounts of my stored chakra to calm it.

It's will became chained to my own like it had been Kisame and with it I could kill even Madara if I wanted. My chakra reserves rapidly grew as they accommodated the energy taken from the sword through the link I'd forged with it. There was no hiding from me even with the sword and Kisame found that out the hard way. Itachi asked what next and I told him the truth, his father wasn't going to rebel, I'd talked him out of it.

I told him that Danzo and Hiruzen still used it as an excuse to see his clan dead so Danzo made a deal with one of Obito's friends and they set him up to kill his own people. I told him Danzo wanted Uchiha eyes and blood for his arm and Hiruzen wanted the great clams weakened which is why he didn't help the Uzamaki of the village hidden in the whirlpool when they were attacked either.

I told him that he, Naruto, Sasuke and Tsunade were already all that remained of the great powers that founded the leaf village so now those like Danzo and Hiruzen have no true opposition to the Hokage status once they were gone. I grunted and told him those same politics saw my father committing suicide and my only friend killed by his son's hands. He stiffened and I sighed, showing him my eyes and saying. "I can help you clear your name and get revenge on Danzo if you want, but you'll die anyways eventually if I don't treat that lung disease you have."

He agreed to let me heal him so I did so and removed the decayed parts of the lung, giving him senzu beans once it was over. I checked him over and told him the disease was gone, though if he had children he might pass it on as a hereditary disease. He thanked me and we returned to the village after I took Kisame's ring. We met Tsunade in secret and I sat across from her after sending out the root and Anbu, sealing the room entirely.

Itachi wore a mask and stood behind me as I told her the full truth of the village and the fall of her last blood relatives. I told her I saved the young Uzamaki Karen from the village hidden in the grass so she and Naruto weren't entire alone. I told her that it was all politics that Danzo and Hiruzen were so great at after so long with their teammates being the ruling council members. I waved a hand and told her the truth of the Uchiha massacre as well before telling her Danzo's part and his deal with Orochimaru.

I told her about his arm made from the robbed grave of her grandfather when Orochimaru stole his body to make the forbidden technique. Tsunade broke her desk and I continued coldly with how he'd killed Shusui when he found out the truth and forced Itachi into a fake mission amongst the Akatsuki. I told her he'd no intentions of clearing Itachi's name, only furthering his own goals of gathering the failed beasts under the leaf's control as he took power, creating a new war where he'd come out victorious and slaughter or enslave all other villages so he could reign over the world.

I waved a hand when she mentioned the Daimeo's. "With such a perception, do you really think he won't kill or enslave them as well and rule because he believes it's his right?"

She went silent and I grunted, telling Itachi to take off his mask. He bowed and knelt, saying he had and has always served the hidden leaf village. He apologized for letting himself be fooled and I grunted, waving him off and telling them the news of what Danzo did with the Uchiha eyes. I warned them of Shusui's eye ability and all the others in that mutated arm he had.

I told them I could seal and remove it, destroying it for good, but he'd still have one of Shusui's eyes in his left eye socket. I told them we need Jiraiya and possibly all the Anbu to take him and the root nin down. I told them the root nin all served Danzo to the deal with death seal marks on their tongues to keep his secrets. I scratched my chin saying I could remove the seals but it would take time so we'd have to catch them alive and deprogram them to prevent them from committing suicide.

I sighed and sat back saying it was a shit show and why I never bothered to argue with Danzo and Hiruzen. I told them the cost to the village if I'd killed them during the war would be too big and without a Kage backing me, the village would think me a traitor instead. I told Itachi I didn't regret it because I'd gotten to meet his father and have a true friendship out of it. We had our internal war and Danzo perished while forcing me to use my sharingan to burn him alive with Amaterasu.

I gave Itachi Shusui's one eye and suggested he bury his friend because I wanted him to have peace. He took it and I went to pluck the eyes from my sockets only for him to stop me. He told me his father gave them to me as a gift and such gifts shouldn't be returned less they mar the honor of his clan such as it is. I sighed and told him how to evolve his and Sasuke's eyes further to the eternal stage without trading them out.

I began removing the seals on the unconscious root members, passing them to Tsunade and her Anbu teams. When I was done, I told them we needed to talk about the Akatsuki as soon as Jiraiya returned. I grunted and headed to speak with Sasuke who at first hated his misplaced anger and me. He tried to kill me and I took the blow, letting him destroy my heart as his eyes changed.

I removed his arm from my chest and ate a bean, telling him that I didn't blame him for hating me for not telling him sooner, but I couldn't risk him attacking Danzo and dying or being sold to Orochimaru. I told him I owed his father and him better than that. He calmed down and I sighed, telling him about his new eyes. I stood up and told him as Itachi appeared. "Hate me all you like Sasuke, but remember, what Itachi did, he did to keep Danzo from coming after you."

I told them I'd let his older brother teach him how to use those eyes. I told Itachi to learn to summon toads or become a crow sage so he doesn't grow blind. I told Sasuke that he needed Naruto's blood and Chakra as the reincarnation of his spiritual brother as sons of the sage of the six paths. I told Itachi he would need the same from Sasuke and Naruto to change his eyes.

Soon enough Hiruzen's old teammates were forcefully retired under vivid threats by Tsunade. She appointed me my father's old position as Jonin Commander alongside Shikaku Nara and I declined saying there was something more and with Jiraiya hiding outside, it was time. I told him to bring in Kakashi and Itachi so we could talk.

He did so and asked what it was about. I waved him off and sent the Anbu out, sealing them room with a space-time jutsu. I sat down across from the other chosen council members and told them of Jiraiya's students in the land of rain. I told them how they built the Akatsuki to liberate their people only to be tricked.

I told them of Madara, black Zetsu and Tobi being Obito. I told them of the world tree, it's true nature, the creation of the tailed beasts before they were turned into weapons of war and what they truly were like apart and combined. I told them of the rabbit goddess, her life and her son and grandchildren. I told them of the truest form of chakra and what the world sees was as well as the god clan.

Then I added those on the moon with their eyes and everything really. I finished and sighed, telling them of the moon's eye plan, the gathering of the tailed beasts to come and finally just how bad it really is even if we beat the rabbit goddess or prevent her resurrection. I told them that I'd spent years scouring the world with shadow clones for the truth of everything, from the summoned creatures to the hidden plant stump and Madara's near death body.

I told them what I planned and why I'd made my body so durable in the end. I told them that once I succeeded, I'd be able to seal the ten tails away for good and with my death, the world would have time to gather it's forces and strengthen all it's members to face the coming battles. Jiraiya called it insane and I didn't comment because I was talking about summoning and killing a goddess, sucking her chakra into myself and dying after having sealed the ten tails in myself as well.

I grunted and told them they missed the part where I permanently resurrected all their loved ones and gave them an immortal army in the process, hopefully with Madara as an ally. I told them the world was a strange place and if they hoped to preserve it for future generations it was the only way because only I had the knowledge and power to pull it off correctly. Tsunade asked if my eyes had developed to that point and I pulled my head protector up, showing them the permanent eternal sharingan.

Veins grew and they evolved as I applied the sage chakra the bled a bit, but soon they stabilized as rennigan. I told them that when I complete my task, I will join Jiraiya in beating sense into his students. I told them that hopefully they and Madara will see reason, but if not I'd ensure they're no longer a threat to our cause. I told Itachi he needed to get on his Sage path and help Sasuke as well.

I stood up and told the Sannin that helping everyone reach Sage mode would greatly help the war effort. Still, I couldn't expect much and I knew it. I suggested Sasuke and Sakura learn under Tsunade as medical ninja along with any classes or seminars she felt like giving. I suggested she make teaching movies and played them for the students while making the tree climbing exorcise a requirement for graduating the academy.

I left and headed to warn and ask for help of the tailed beast weapon ninja. It was a long journey and included several run ins with the Akatsuki. I even fought two tailed beasts after I told them the full truth. They'd wanted to see if I could really pull it off and damned if I didn't kick their asses.

Still, I turned around and healed them while they were injured and got them to safety the few times I bumped into Akatsuki members while with them. Having mastered the yellow flash of Konoha's technique, that alone made them have pause when meeting them. I even warned the Kazekage, Gaara, of Deidara and Sasori. I did have to fight with Chiyo when she mistook me for my father, that was fun…not.

I learned all their jutsu with Mewtwo's help and helped Gaara properly seal the one tailed beast. When I left, I headed to the village hidden in the rain while sending a clone via teleportation to Jiraiya. He and I went to see his former students and a huge battle broke out between Pain, Konan, Jiraiya and I. Well, Pain's puppets were there, but they were easily dealt with thanks to my shark skin sword.

When all that was left was Nagato, Konan and us, I told them the full truth knowing Madara was listening. I told them the truth of Zetsu, Madara, the rabbit bint and everything. I sat down and told him that I had an answer to his question as well. He raised an eyebrow and I sighed. "How to stop the cycle of violence in this world, it's simple yet a truth I hold to myself. I can't. I can't control others and I refuse to even try. The cycle of violence wanes and waxes because life is chaotic, it hurts and pain is what reminds us we are alive. It also helps us learn and grow, teaches us and guides us on how to make it stop."

I smiled. "Life is pain, but without it we'd all be dead so I choose to go on living. Peace is brief because it's never meant to last. Progress and growth requires pain and suffering and when each generation has experienced their share, peace comes and stops the pain, numbs it and soothes the wounds."

I walked over to Nagato and flicked his forehead lightly, smiling as I tilted my head. "Don't think too big until you've solved the pain in your own heart. Else you'll just end up perpetuating the pain. The moon's eye plan is only so the rabbit goddess can be reborn and suck the life out of the world. Personally, I choose not to die until I find a reason worth dying for, be it friends, family or home. I just hope the pain of my death that carry's on will make the peace for those I care about last longer. We are mortals after all, not gods. It's the best we can hope for in the end I think."

He smiled and I told him that he had a woman who loved him or she'd never have suffered beside him through this nonsense so he had to live and fight for her because if one cares for nothing and no one, they have nothing to lose and personally I think death would be kinder.

I walked to Jiraiya's side and turned back to Pain. "Even if you could put everyone in a genjutsu and take away their pain, taking away their free will and ability to choose is just slavery and a different kind of pain even if they don't know it. I'd rather die a billion brutal deaths than be a slave for one second. My spirit and will is as free as the wild animals, to cage it would be akin to killing the animal within and making a statue of it. There are few worse fates in all of existence. The body heals after all."

I turned to Jiraiya and told him to let them keep the puppets and perhaps they should bury Yahiko's body and make a new puppet. I wished them luck in whatever they decided and handed Jiraiya a tag kunai saying I'd begin in three years to the day so that I have time to master the six paths and complete the sage of the six paths form. He nodded and said he had things there so I left and disappeared from the world for three years, keeping an eye on it, sure, but not interfering.

When I exited my training was complete and I'd spoken with the original Sage of the six paths once I'd integrated both chakras fully. He agreed to help me if I agreed to help try and convince his mother to stop. For our agreement I got most of his stored six paths chakra and his help fusing the ten tails which was extremely hard once summoned. It took all I had and then just a bit more.

Still, the ten tails awoke before an army of ninja and I sealed it in myself before using it's power to bring back all the dead including Madara. When he came forth, he was calm and ready. He asked if I was sure and I nodded slowly so he summoned Black Zetsu whom he'd sealed away. I told the creature to begin the moons eye plan and summon the rabbit goddess.

He told me how and I apologized to the revived ninja as I freed them and told the others it would be brief hopefully or I die and they join me. Some chuckled nervously and I sighed. "Here's to hoping it's just me that dies."

I used the Infinite Tsukuyomi and with the draw on everyone's chakra, the rabbit goddess appeared after a bit and I freed everyone. I tried to talk to the rabbit bitch and I mean that in the worst sense of the word. She sucker punched me across the battlefield and tried to eat my chakra. I used the shark skinned sword to fend her off and take in her power as I went sage of the six paths mode.

The sage himself helped me bind her temporarily and I broke through into her mind which was a mass of crazy and rage. I did. My best with Mewtwo and I was nearly killed for it. It became a battle of life and death so I told the old man to bless his descendants to help me hold her. Madara, Sasuke and Naruto entered six paths mode and I redoubled my efforts, breaking through only to find she no longer cared and wanted this world dead regardless of her descendants.

I was forced out of my weighted gear as the United forces distracted her. I grabbed my sword and fought the bitch tooth and nail until I had most of her chakra inside myself which I channeled into the ring along with the ten tails. I had seconds left for doing what I did to the ten tails so I sealed her in my body and drained her of everything into my ring. I opened my eyes as my sword vanished and my body fell as the rabbit bitch died in the seal and her body was stored in my ring.

Anko caught me and begged me to live for our child and my children with everyone. Sadly, I didn't have a choice in the matter because I'd had to use the reaper death seal to seal the rabbit bitch away. My body turned to stone from only the pure nature chakra in my body and I died once more. I met the sage as a similar spirit and apologized for not being able to convince her.

He shook his head saying we were good because I'd nearly died trying and barely managed to die while taking her with me. We watched the armies heal the injured and move on. It was a decade before the other gods came and the ninja world was more than ready because I'd shared every jutsu and Sage mode secret there was. Hell, I'd given Tsunade a recommended training regimen for everyone including those with barely any chakra to learn the eight gates which I shared and recommended everyone learn.

To say the gods were beaten would be an understatement and there I was draining them of chakra even as a ghost. Yeah, dick move I know, but hey, I'm a bit of a dick to my enemies. I followed one back to their dimension and made the so called gods extinct. Their bodies were preserved and given to Mewtwo with the origin fruit they took from the divine trees.

Many had tried to stop me but I was more than a rampant soul, I'd taken them into wonderland and they came out without heads or not at all. Suppressing their asses with the painted world was child's play. As for me, I passed on once more when I felt I could do no more good, that being after I drove snake pervert to suicide when I heard he'd had plans on my kids. Yup, still not caring about that, bitch deserved it.