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A Devil Jinchuuriki – 27

"Pardon us, Lucifer-sama, but Serafall-sama is nowhere to be found even in the human world. I'm afraid she might have taken and hidden from us."

"Could it be Khaos Brigade?" The long-braided silver-haired man asked.

The unknown faction, calling themselves the Khaos Brigade, had been stirring up trouble lately.

While a nuisance at best, they were gaining strength rapidly.

"Or the Heaven faction," Rizevim Livan Lucifer added darkly.

"Just give the word, Sirzechs-sama, we will find the heiress."

Sirzechs looked at the ambitious man carefully before giving a headshake.

"No, there's no reason for them to take my daughter as hostage. Even if they did, they would demand something immediately."

Returning back to the Elemental Nations, crowded around a small table inside a certain popular restaurant, our future heroes was having fun.

"Ah, Hokage-sama and Grayfia-sama, shall I show you to your spot or you wish to sit here in the children area?" The Ichiraku Ramen owner asked humbly.

Naruto and Grayfia decided to let their kids to their own thing and choose a more private table in the restaurant.

"I told you don't use it for prank and you didn't listen," Lucifier scolded the twins lowly, seeing that they having trouble sitting down on the comfortable chair. "How many each?"

"Two, but they really hurt," Asmo-chan replied, groaning more than a little.

"It was supposed to be one, but Nii-sama pranked Otou-sama so he doubled the amount," Bee-chan replied. "It's not fair! I was against Nii-sama from doing it!"

"Eh, when?"

"After Otou-sama caught us!"

"That doesn't count!"

"So does so!"

"No it doesn't!"

"Yes it does!"

"Stop lying! You're always like this, blaming everything on me!"

"No! This was your suggestion and we got punished because of that, and now we're grounded," Bee-chan fumed and shouted, "I don't want to play with you anymore! Nii-chan always gave bad idea."

"Fine by me, I would never get caught if I was myself. I don't need yo – "

"Stop it, you two!" Lucifer interrupted, knowing that his father would never favour any of them and treated them equality.

The twin did the prank together, that much was clear from the numerous complain and statements from the villagers.

"You shouldn't fight. Since you pranked the town together, you should take the load together."

Leviathan giggled at the last part before coughing as the rest didn't get it.

Even if Lucifier said that, both of them didn't look at each other at all.

In fact, Bee-chan switched spot with Serafall so she was between them.

The youngest child gave out a groan since her bottom was still pulsing in pain, but Serafall helped her by creating a block of ice to numb the pain.

"Don't be mad at each other," Serafall said, trying to cheer them up.

It must have been a while since they were punished.

"Anyway, what you want to eat?" Lucifer asked.

"Uzumaki Special!" Asmodeus called out.

"Uzumaki Deluxe!" Beelzebub shouted.

"Uzumaki Special Deluxe!"

"Uzumaki Special Deluxe Supreme!"

"Uzumaki Special Deluxe Supreme Awesome!"

"Uzumaki Special Deluxe Supreme Awesome Greato!"

(…)

"Eh? Is there such thing?" Serafall asked Lucifer while the twins trying to outdoing each other.

Since she was sitting in the middle, she was getting hit with most of the sound attacks.

Lucifer sweat dropped and scratched his cheek shyly.

He was unable to think up of a plausible reply while Leviathan had a blank expression on before returning to her meal.

"I think you should remove these ones," Grayfia suggested while looking at the bulky menu.

Each preceding item on it only added a little bit to the flavour so it would be different from the previous one.

It would be better to simply take the final item, gave it the first item's title, and remove the rest.

She knew how they came to be considering her husband techniques naming scheme.

"But everyone got used to it, Grayfia-sama. Fixing it up will only cause confusion," the owner answered as Naruto couldn't kept a straight face since it was him that started the whole thing.

The owner left the moment he got their order as waiter took other customers' one.