'Hey guys, I'm back from being half-dead.'
[Milord!]
[Director!]
[Maestro!]
[Young master!]*2
'At some point we really need to unify the titles you guys call me to a singular one.'
[No.]*8.
'Fair enough, anyways...looks like you guys managed to keep all them busy while I was out without killing any of them. Good on...wait a minute... where's Spring Brawler and Screamira?'
[Apologies, producer, but Spring Brawler and I are-]
[CURRENTLY CHASING ME DOWN, DADDY DEAREST! THANKS FOR ALL THE POSSIBLE HOSTS, BTDUBS! I'LL SEE YA AFTER I DROWN A KINGDOM IN LUST! BAHAHAHA!]
'AH HELL! KAIJIN, MOVE!'
[We're on it!]
=Wait, milord! What about your mother?!=
<And your cousins!>
'Yeah, I'd rather deal with them finding out about me then risk whatever the fuck might happen when Paralust comes into contact with them!'
[RUDE BUT NOT UNWARRANTED!]
'CASE AND POINT!'