1.11.1 Chocolate

After his little talk with Teacher Daarun, Luvi's goal gets a lot more streamlined. The week's plan was to be a nuisance in most of the theory classes. But not too much that he might be suspended.

He also had to keep track of how many yellow slips he was getting. And he can't exceed a total of seven in a week. Otherwise he would once again be suspended.

Also, one shouldn't mistake suspension with leave. Suspension means that not only he can't give the primary exam of second semester, but it would cause him to fall behind others and become the junior of his own classmates.

Which he can't accept at all.

So he made up a perfect plan to solve this problem.

Collect yellow slips and be a nuisance that doesn't respect authority.

Then be sent to a physical education teacher for morale education through physical training. A perfect plan without much blemishes.

To the faculty, it would look like a perfect punishment. But to Luvi, its what he wanted since the start.

Now he can go to the academy without wasting much time. He even had a good instructor to help him in things that bookish knowledge can't help with.

Though planning was one thing, executing it was another.

Not every teacher would act as he had intended to and there were always other students in the class who were annoyed by his constant disturbance.

It was why when he entered the class of advanced mathematics which was also taken by Rose, he found a wonderful gift under his table.

"Is this shit?"

It looked like shit, but it didn't smell like it.

No, it smelled closer to chocolate.

'Of course, these bastards are too pussy to pick real shit and put it here.'

The plan was predictable.

Now that they understood that they can't mess with Luvi by threatening him, they reverted to childish methods.

If he had sat on his chair at this very moment, his pants would have been stained with shit and he would have to suffer from humiliation of the worst kind.

"Sit down everyone."

And then he heard the order from his teacher who had arrived in class along with the rest of the students.

Some of them had disappointed looks on their faces when they saw that Luvi had noticed their little prank.

There was also Rose, but she was acting as an Ice queen and didn't bother to look at him. She intends to ignore him as long as possible.

The farther she stays away from trash the better.

'Ah shit, this plan failed.'

'The fat bastard smelled the chocolate.'

'I knew it, we should have used something else.'

'Fucker will probably snitch to the teacher about it.'

The others who wanted to teach Luvi a lesson went through multiple thoughts, all ending up in disappointment.

Yes, snitching will happen and even though there were no cameras inside the class due to students' privacy, there were still cameras closer to the entrance. And the ones who did this small prank would obviously be caught.

'We messed up.'

In their hurry to make Luvi embarrassed and not come to classes anymore, they forgot one of the most important things. It was self preservation.

If it was not for desperation after the recent orders that came from above. They would not have chosen this childish prank.

Though, it was too late to regret. They can see a creepy smile on Luvi's face as he looks at them.

'We fucked!'

Or so they thought. Because Luvi, without blinking an eye, sat on the chair. Staining his pants.

'Huh?'

"Teacher! It seems I shit my pants."

"Huh?"

"Ewww!"

"Is he serious?"

"This is no time for pranks Kuluvi, this is class…"

"No, I am telling the truth, teacher… Look at my back." Luvi sai with some embarrassment as he turned a bit, exposing his stained pants.

"*Puke…." Someone puked.

Someone shut their nose off.

Someone started to shout.

But there were some who took out their phone and started to make a video.

Rose who was at the front lost her consciousness at seeing this abomination.

As for the teacher. "Fuck, get out… Go to the toilet and no need to come back."

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"Bwahaha! A perfect success."

Embarrassed by poop on your pants?

There was no way Luvi felt anything like that. He was someone without shame or honor. He didn't mind even swimming in shit as long as his goal was achieved.

So something as small as sitting on some chocolate is good enough. Not to mention, he was lacking methods to earn yellow slips from teachers. He can't repeat himself or that yellow slip might turn into red slip.

Nor can he show them his true intentions, the teachers need to think they are punishing him and not giving him a leeway.

And as it was before, not every teacher fell for his tricks and the most he got was a warning.

But it would seem that the friends of his enemies were too annoyed by his failures and chose to help him in the perfect way possible.

"I was lactose intolerant… I didn't know the milk in the canteen was real milk."

This was the excuse he gave to the faculty after they asked what happened from a distance. But sadly, they didn't buy his lies completely.

With his precedence of being a liar, rarely would people believe a word he says. Not to mention, there was no written report that Luvi was even lactose intolerant, none of it was mentioned on his medical records.

So how can he suddenly develop this problem?

"Ah… you see. I never went to the academy toilet. So I held it in as long as I could. Obviously, I was overconfident."

This excuse seemed way more genuine and understandable and they treated it as truth as it was way more embarrassing then blaming it on a medical condition.

So with another yellow slip, he was ordered to go back to his dorms. Not to detention.

But still, Luvi chose to visit teacher Daarun who was taking 4rth semester class.

"You shit your pants?"

"No Sir, it was chocolate."

"You sure?... There is no need to be embarrassed. Mistakes can happen."

"I am sure about it sir… just doing it to earn that punishment which I talked to you about."

Luvi talked a bit to Daarun about his plans and then his practice, before going back to his room.

"Free time today."

There was not much to do left, So Luvi opened the chat and asked for a progress report from others.

And it took a while, but beside Seeker, everyone gave their reports one by one.

DreamMachine: All is good then. But @FIX I was wondering about something.

FIX: Ask away.

DreamMachine: You are a technomancer… and considering your job, you should be well aware of auction sites online as well as offline… right?

FIX: I don't deal with relics or magic items.

DreamMachine: But you do deal with the underground and black market. So you should be aware of what goes on in that world… don't you?

FIX: …

FIX: Yes, I do have resources and methods to gain intel on that kind of information.

DreamMachine: Perfect. If possible. Meet up with Impala IRL or using any drone or whatever you technomancers can muster up, and get our special product from him. Your job is to sell them in the biggest and most famous auction that might be running in the next two weeks. Also advertise our brand while you are at it.

FIX: I can do it… but what brand. Our group doesn't even have a name.

DreamMachine: That was the case before. But I thought of a perfect name for our group. But telling it now would be wrong. Seeker is still not online and it would be wrong to ostracize him like this.

FIX: Up to you then.

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Priority wise when considering the importance of members. The current king among his minions was probably FIX with Impala coming second and then the furry.

His abilities just made him that special.

And the only reason Impala was above the Furry who was responsible for creating the site on which most of the transaction will happen, was due to his resources and job of creating awakening potions.

The ultimate medicine that he wishes to monopolize.

As for the other four. Those guys were more focused on building their own teams, instead of contributing to the team.

Though its not their fault that they can't contribute.

Everything depends on skill and resources. They might be smart, but it didn't mean they had the resources to use their smarts for any good.

He even considered the guy from africa to be the most useless considering his background and goal.

But he was not like those in his school or the rest of the world. He knew that one can't look down on others just due to their look, background and awakening ratings.

The mind was the most important thing of all. And when that smart mind meets money and resources, they might create something special.