Chapter 12

After the horrible awakening, I was given. I finished my morning routine. If you guys were curious it's the normal stuff but with some tai chi to get me started. It calms me, especially with the evening I had yesterday. Who knew vampires so old could act like children. I just hoped Tanya was bloated with human blood 'courtesy of Kate' and I prayed Rosalie had at least one blood bag 'I know, reaching for the stars but a girl can hope, right?' Coffee was the first thing on my list then the awesome food Jane made. 'waffles, and Nutella. Yum' now for school. I was not looking forward to that honestly

"hey Jane, where is Alec?"

"he is still with Irina, he called and said he would meet us at school"

"OK, argh I just hope we have a normal day today "

With that, we got in the car and I drove us to school. I love my car. It was in pristine condition, I don't even eat in it. That's how much I love this car. 'I bet Rose would too,'

We got to the parking lot and met up with the Cullens, Edward was missing 'not like I cared' I stood next to Rose and Jane next to me. Holding my hand, she was still uncomfortable around this many humans. 'I wish Tanya were here to make her feel better'

Alec arrived after us. He got out of the car blond hair mussed, black leather jacket red v-neck, black skinny jeans and formal shoes. Irina got out with him. Dressed similar to him but with black stilettos. She grabbed him by his jacket and kissed him. The humans all-around turned and by the looks on their faces, they were impressed. Older woman and she was driving a Mercedes SLK350 metallic navy blue. Then the bell rang all the humans herded into the school, Rose kissed me on the cheek then proceeded to strut away while I watched her hips. After the little show courtesy of Rosalie, I walked Jane to Alec so they could go to class.

The day began normal but then Jasper and I decided to ditch our respective class and put laxatives in the food that was being served. We ground the pills and snuck them into the cafeteria. Jasper was talking to the cook as I snuck past them and sprinkled the laxative in all the food she was preparing. I used to sneak all around the castle but it's not easy being one of the two humans living in the castle. Not only are the vampires in tune with my scent but the heartbeat gives me away all the time. Humans on the other hand were easy to sneak past or catch by surprise.

We were walking down the hallway laughing when we ran into the deputy principal. When I say ran into I mean quite literally so there I was leaning on Jay because he stopped me from falling, I looked up and she was livid her normally pale face was bright red. Quite a contrast with her black, dyed, hair.

"of all the people to be skipping class. Mr Hale, I didn't expect this from you but since you have been friends with Miss Swan here not only do you have detention on Saturday but you're skipping class. Miss Swan, all your transcripts show you as a well behaved young lady, who never got into trouble or skipped class. I'm disappointed in both of you. Come with me we are calling your parents. "

With that, we followed her to the office and sat outside her office.

" OK so Jay. The story is that I'm missing home and you found me in the bathroom crying and you were comforting me, yes?"

"sounds very believable, we can also say that you are acting out because of it and me being the great friend I am was just trying to make you feel better"

As soon as we got out story straight the principal walked out with the deputy behind him.

"we called both of your parents. Mr Hale Dr Cullen was in surgery so Mrs Cullen is coming."

We both paled. Carlisle, we could handle but Esme man we were in so much trouble. She's going to call my father. That was worse but if mother found out I was dead. Not even playing the Rosalie card could get me out of this one.

'I was right this day was going to be bad. At least we didn't get caught lacing the food'

We sat there both feeling sorry for ourselves when Esme can bursting through the office door and she headed straight for us. We flinched in response.

"of all the people to get in trouble I expected Emmett but you Jasper. You have a lot of explaining to do when we get home. I swear young lady if I was your mother I would tan your hide."

Charlie walked in next. He looked at me and Jasper, saw Esme shouting and started laughing. Not the reaction I was expecting.

They walked into the principal's office together

"What is he saying Jay?"

"He said that we are both good students but we are bad influences on each other. He is glad you have made such a close friend so he won't be giving us another detention but next time he will. Then Charlie said thank you for being Lenient on them. He thinks it's because you're missing home. Esme has just promised to punish both of us. Yeah, she's angry. Now she's talking vampire speed. She says that she doesn't think it's funny and we will both pay"

"OK thanks, Jay"

They all walked out and sent us back to class. We all sat together at lunch, we would sit outside but it had drizzled a bit during the day. So Jane was practically sitting on my lap. My lunch was brought to me by Rosalie. Jasper was on the other side, both of us watching the kids eat the food we had laced giggling every now and then. Which in turn makes everyone else giggle because Jasper was letting his gift infect the entire table. So the table was a giggly mess aside from Alec, who was stoic and Jane who was plastered onto my side.

'ok enough share the jokes Belly-bear. Jasper's gift is making feel all funny and I don't even know what's funny" asked Emmett

"OK so we may have laced the cafeteria food with laxatives." Jasper replies

"ah you guys left me out "Emmett whined

" you should be glad because we got caught by the deputy. We were so pleased with ourselves that I didn't hear her coming. I was sloppy we shouldn't have gotten caught and now Esme is beyond angry with Bella and I" Jasper explained.

Everyone then turned to him and look shocked.

"how does the god of war get caught by a human?" asked Alec

Then the whole table broke out into a laughing fit.

Jasper and I walked to our shared class after lunch already in trouble for missing the ones before. We sat down at our desk books out and pens ready like the good students we are... Not

Instead of writing class notes, we wrote each other little notes. We already knew the entire syllabus and answered any questions the teacher asked precisely. I enjoyed Jasper's company he wasn't as childish as Emmett and definitely not as bubbly as Alice. He reminded me of Uncle Marcus, but with my father's temperament.

After the bell rang I walked to my next class with Rosalie. She was sitting at the desk staring out the window as though it was more fascinating. She looked up when I entered the classroom and smiled at me. 'progress'

"Hello Rosalie, how had your day been?" I asked as I sat down next to her.

"Hello again Bella, it had not changed much from the last time I saw you. Which was an hour ago," she replied

"which was? "

" it's been boring Bella, but you and Jasper sure made it interesting. I've seen 5 students run from class to the bathroom. At some point, I stopped breathing as they continued to Fart one after the other. It was a good plan but poorly executed because now we must suffer as the humans have explosive diarrhoea. " she said in a monotone manner.

" but you have to admit, it is hilarious watching them run for the bathroom. I bet that by the end of this period they will send us all home." I replied entirely pleased with myself.

She turned towards me and looked me in the eye. Whatever she was going to say was now lost. I was drowning in her eyes the same way she was lost in mine. I saw a small movement when I looked down she was biting her lips. 'oh they looked entirely inviting' I then licked my lips and her eyes were drawn to them I looked up from her lips to her eyes. The longing was prevalent, lust dripping from mine. We moved closer together. I leaned forward. Rosalie leaned towards me. Our breaths intermingled in the air just between our lips. Just an inch more and I would feel her lips on mine. They brushed together slightly.

"dear students this is an emergency announcement. It would seem that majority of the school has contracted a form of food poisoning. School is hereby dismissed until tomorrow."

We had both pulled back at the beginning of the announcement. I looked at her and she looked back at me, she shrugged and packed up her things.

"looks like you and Jasper managed to shut the school for the day. I'm impressed" Rosalie said then she walked out.

I scrambled to keep up with her. When I got to her side I took her hand in mine and intertwined our fingers. I looked up at her and saw her look down at our hands, look at me then look away with a smile on her beautiful face. 'if she were human she would be blushing'

The school cleared out pretty quickly the only people lagging behind were the ones that brought their own lunch. We got together at the parking lots. When I noticed that Jane wasn't among the group.

I immediately dropped my bag and Rosalie's hand and ran into the school toward the last class she had. I skidded into her class and there she was curled up in the back of the classroom, the male teacher trying to help her. He was only making the worse.

"Sir step away from her. You are only making it worse. She will lash out of you get any closer" I shouted.

He moved away from her and went to pack up his belongings. He looked back at me from the door and walked out.

"Alec I know you can hear me. Call Irina and have her bring Tanya. It's Jane. "

I then moved closer to Jane who had looked up at me with black eyes as I spoke. She was shaking so badly. Knees brought up to her chest and arms wrapped tightly around herself. I knew I couldn't get close to her when she was like this so I sat about three meters away from her and started talking. It was mostly nonsense but I knew the sound of my voice would keep her slightly calm until Tanya arrived. We sat there for ten minutes when Tanya came through the door. Eyes crimson, lips pulled back into a snarl. She barely registered my presence. One moment she was by the door and then she's got Jane in her arms.