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In Naruto with Slightly Perverted System

***** Beware! There is no proper logic in this story!!! The early chapters are very rocky since this is my first time but it gets better. I promise. ***** Akihiko, a person from Earth was reincarnated into the World of Naruto with his Slightly Perverted System although most of the missions the System gives are super perverted. ***** I'm just a amateur writer who wants to write fanfictions. So if my writing is a bit bad, sorry.

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Why do kids change their moods so fast?

*sniff*

"Don't go!!!"

"Don't cry, we are very strong y'know? We won't die." Kushina said as she tried to comfort them.

"Yeah, yeah. Mama will sweep all of them away in one motion. Like swoosh and they will all be gone." Izumi said as she gestured with her hands.

"Don't worry too much alright?" Yugao also added.

"*sniff* Really?"

"Yeah, we probably won't die." Anko said as the kids started crying again.

"Wahhhhh, Mama is going to die!!!"

Some were rolling on the ground crying, some were running around while panicking or sobbing as their snot dripped down to their mouth. Hina was the only one who was a bit calm but she was still tearing up.

"Alright, alright. If we don't go to war, will it be alright?" Kurenai asked as the kids nodded.

Akihiko was wiping away their tears and snot with some tissues as the kids stopped crying now.

"Will Mama really stay at home and not go to war?" Renge asked as Yugao patted her head.

"Of course. I'll stay here and take care of you, alright?"

"Mhm mhm." Renge nodded her head.

The other kids also went to their mothers and got patted and comforted. Seeing this scene, Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi, Nagato, Deidara, Kisame, Shiori, Konan, Karin, Jugo, and the three bears' hearts melted from the wholesomeness.

"How about Papa? Should I stay at home too?"

"Nope. Papa is very very very strong. You should go to war." Kyoko (Anko's daughter) said immediately.

"You are like a hero. Swoosh. 'I HAVE COME HERE TO END THE WAR.'" Mirai(Kurenai's daughter) said the phrase while trying to make her voice as deep as possible. It was very cute.

"Papa, good luck." Akiko (Pakura's daughter) said.

"Papa will become a war hero!" Kiyomi was very enthusiastic.

"Hurray! Hurray!" Renge, Ayako, Himiko and Himeko started chanting as everyone else joined in.

"Papa, take care of yourself." Hina said.

Akihiko shed a tear as he was both happy and sad at the same time. He was happy that his daughters believed in him that much. He was sad because his daughters told him to go to war without a second thought.

At that moment, Konan came by and whispered in Akihiko's ears.

"Isn't it mandatory for every ninja to participate in the war?"

"I have an idea. Don't worry." Akihiko said as he gave a thumbs up.

'I should probably end the war as fast as possible. I will prepare some Hiraishin seals so that everyone can slap them onto the enemies. I'll teleport to them and bring them all to one place. Then, boom. They are all dead. I'll talk with the kids later and bribe them with cookies. They can play in my dimension with Kaguya, Konan and Jugo. Haha, sometimes, my genius is almost frightening.'

The mothers kept calming the kids down and after a while, they cheered up. They were back to normal and were very energetic again. Ayame made ramen for them and the kids ate them all.

—--

[A few hours later]

There was currently chaos in the bird's forest. Why? You might ask. This is because the bird's forest just welcomed 1000 Akihikos.

"Come on. We can do this!" Akihiko said as he clapped.

The shadow clones and Akihiko were all drawing Hiraishin seals. They were mass-producing the seals so that they could be used during the war.

The production speed was extremely fast. Each Akihiko was making 4 seals per second. They finished in just 4 minutes. They made a total of 960,000 Hiraishin seals. This was enough for the Ninja Alliance.

"Thanks for lending me the space." Akihiko shouted as the birds just flapped their wings.

"No problem. Bring more cookies next time." The bird elder replied.

"Alright." Akihiko said as he whistled.

"Time to put these seals in boxes."

All the 1000 Akihikos started moving fastly and carefully so that the seals wouldn't tear. After putting the seals in the boxes, Akihiko decided to bring them back to Konoha to distribute them.

——-

[Meanwhile in Hokage's Office]

"We will be meeting with the 4 villages' forces in 3 days. Notify al-" There was a meeting going on in the Hokage's Office. There were Shikaku, Kakashi, Inoichi and some other people.

"Hello there. Did I interrupt you guys?" Akihiko suddenly popped up in the room.

"Yes." Tsunade answered as Akihiko just chuckled.

"I came here because I had something important to give. This will be useful for the war." Akihiko said as he took out all of the boxes from his inventory.

Everyone who saw this didn't even question where he brought them out from.

"What are those, Akihiko?" Shikaku asked as Akihiko answered.

"Hiraishin seals. I just made 980,000 Hiraishin seals so that the Shinobi Alliance can use them."

"Wow." Tsunade, Shizune, Shikaku and others were amazed.

"Akihiko, what are we going to do with all of these seals though? We can't teach the Shinobi Alliance how to use the Hiraishin." Shikaku asked.

Shizune had an idea of what Akihiko was going to do but she wasn't sure.

"Hmm, let me demonstrate it to you. I can use these seals to teleport an object or a person to where I am. It's like a Reverse Hiraishin." Akihiko explained as he placed one Hiraishin seal on a spare kunai. He placed it far away from him and he snapped his finger.

The kunai appeared in Akihiko's hand as he took away the Hiraishin seal and placed it back in the box.

"Are you sure that's safe?" Shikaku asked just to make sure.

"Of course. It's 100% safe. Tell all of the Shinobi Alliance to place one seal inside their clothes so that I can teleport them all when they are in danger. You can also use these seals on enemies that you can't defeat." Akihiko said as Kakashi asked.

"Do these seals have some type of stored attack?"

"No. I will teleport the enemy to me and defeat them. That's the fastest and easiest way." Akihiko said as he saw everyone looking at him with weird gazes.

"Akihiko, are you sure that you can defeat them alone?"

"Of course. I'm confident that even if the entire Shinobi Alliance goes against me, I will win without any difficulty."

'That's my son-in-law.' Inoichi thought in his mind.

"Alright, alright. I believe you. Thanks for the seals, Akihiko." Tsunade said as Akihiko smiled.

"No problem. I'll see you guys later." Akihiko said as he waved toward Shizune and Tsunade. Everyone waved back at him with smiles on their faces.

—--

'Hmm, what should I do? It will be hard to make the kids distracted for hours. They will run out of things to do while we are participating in the war.' Akihiko asked in his mind.

'Should I just build a multi-purpose toy? A toy that can be used as an inflatable swimming pool, a trampoline, and built-in shuriken targets with shuriken toys. I should add some paintbrushes with some canvases and potteries so that they can have some harmless fun. Also, origami.' Akihiko was going all out thinking of ideas while sitting on the top of the Hokage Rock.

*Ding*

'I missed this sound.' Akihiko thought as a blue screen appeared in front of him.

[Mission: Stealth 101

Manage to stick a smiley face sticker on each listed target without them noticing the fact that you stuck a sticker on them.

Might Gai, Killer Bee, Jiraiya

Time Limit: 2 hours

Penalty: Fight 14 waves of terrifying monsters in another dimension.

Reward: A multi-purpose toy]

'You came back at the perfect time, system.'

[You cannot survive without me.]

'Maybe you're right. I couldn't have become this strong without your help.' Akihiko thought but the system stayed silent.

'Now, you're ignoring me. It's alright.'

"Well, time to complete the mission. It should be pretty easy." Akihiko thought before he disappeared.

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Im tired. No motivation. Fell asleep very early because too tired during the day preparing for IGCSE and stuff.

Maybe I'll be gone for another 2 weeks or 3. Idk. I wanna rest for a while. Sorry for the short chapter.

I hope you all have a nice day.