Chapter 28 : Damn Kakashi (Rewrite)
After all the fights with Zabuza and Haku and getting a wake-up call about how dangerous this world is, Kirito returns to his team.
The team itself was having fun. Naruto was eating like this was the last day he would be eating.
Ino was pestering his clones. Poor fellow, Kirito thought.
Sasuke was still training and refused to give up until he completed this exercise.
Shikamaru was lazy again and climbed the house roof to stare there. Maybe he is interested in something besides clouds after all.
Sakura would have pestered Sasuke but he was not there and thus her next best time past activity would be to fight with Ino.
Tazuna was drinking with Asuma.
The only two people he did not find were Kakashi and Tsunami.
Kirito hardly cares where Kakashi is hiding and reading his porn but Tsunami is different. He needs to make sure that Tazuna and his family are safe.
He directly launches his senses and starts looking for Tsunami.
"Funny thing that both Kakashi and Tsunami are together. Hmmm," Kirito said and started to become a little suspicious.
Kirito at this time was a little tempted to go and see, what they were doing. And thus he ended up making 2 clones and sending them to Kakashi and Tsunami's locations and another towards Sasuke's Location.
He entered the house and started eating the delicious food.
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[Clone 1 POV]
I came directly towards Sasuke and watched him practice tree climbing. It was very apparent then that he was putting in too much chakra and was getting blasted off from the tree.
Anyone else would have helped Sasuke but not Kirito. If there is even a little chance that this guy is going to defect in the future like Sasuke in the anime then I rather just not help him get stronger.
I have to actively make sure to keep him in check.
Now the more important thing is to keep an eye on him and make a false safe just in case.
Maybe something like Danzo's or Orochimaru's curse seal but Kirito don't want to go that extreme.
He is not doing this for the village. Oh no, if it is left to him then he most probably let the village burn for all he cares.
All those people have already put him and Naruto through a lot of pain.
The reason I have to keep an eye on him is because he goes all mental in the anime.
This world is much more insane than the anime, Kirito doesn't even want to know what will happen if that curse of hatred really triggers and completely makes Sasuke mad.
In the anime, after getting his EMS, Sasuke was a menace. Only Naruto was able to fight with him.
A sane person will never let an enemy like him emerge. It's better to take care of him if needed.
Another important thing is that he might or might not want Sasuke EMS.
"Could be useful?" thought the clone.
[POV END]
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[Clone 2 POV]
The more I went near the Kakashi and Tsunami's location the more it was easier to understand what was going on.
Those low snuffles and loud moans. Plus Hyper Focus printed an almost perfect picture of what going on.
"Damn Kakashi, You better teach how you pull this off in the next class" muse Kirito.
Who would have thought that Kakashi Hatake, the scarecrow and loner with a huge pervert tag on his back had a way with ladies?
He thought that Asuma was the only one his age who would get married.
Liternally no one else did. Kurenai is a good catch after all.
But maybe everyone has their needs correct.
In the anime and manga, Kakashi never married and never showed interest in opposite sex that much.
And here we are. That same Kakashi Hatake banging Tsunami on the very first day they come to the land of waves.
Now the clone was thinking why all the teachers Naruto gets are perverts in the anime. No doubt it was Kisimoto's doing.
For the laugh yeah sure but in reality. They are very similar. Not sure how to take it when something like this happens in real life.
[POV END]
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When the memories from the clones came to Kirito he was surprised. "Damn Kakashi," said Kirito to himself.
"I might just want to take some classes from him in future. Well considering how much Ino is ready to rip open my clothes. Maybe not".
But his thoughts changed the moment he started thinking about another pervert. Or to be exact, a super pervert.
Jiraiya, Naruto's godfather gave that name to Naruto through Minato. In the anime, Kirito loved Jiraiyas's character.
How it would be in real life though?
Another interesting thing which came to his mind was about Chunin exams.
In the anime, it was right after the wave arc but Kirito doesn't know the exact time frame.
That will be also the first time Jiraiya will come back to the village.
Kirito still does not forget his goals. He is going to kill Danzo in the Konoha crush. It's better to completely take care of Hiruzen and Danzo as soon as possible.
"I hope Orochimaru take care of Hiruzen," mutters Kirito in a low voice.
He is not going to kill both of them together. He does not have that kind of power yet.
He needs to rely on Orochimaru to complete half of his work while he will complete the other half.
Danzo Shiruma will die by his hands.
Kirito did not think too much about this and fell asleep. He had to do many things tomorrow.
"I hope, I dream happy dreams".
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Next Morning.
The dreams were a little too happy for Kirito. Maybe because of his raging hormones or what he saw Kakashi and Tsunami doing.
Now he has to hide his pants otherwise it won't be good for him.
Kirito sigh.
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